Ok so a lot of people have been asking us what apartments are like in Korea
And we're planning on moving so, so we want to show you guys
what and Officetel looks like. An officetel basically means that
you live in a building above a bunch of businesses
and some people use this as an office instead of an apartment,
but this is our apartment so, come on. Let's show you what it looks like.
Ok so since our apartment is pretty small we have to like
maximize every little bit of space that we have.
so we have tons of hooks here that we like suction cupped onto the walls.
and we have hooks everywhere holding things.
And this closet is actually our shoe cupboard.
Ok so here we have shoes, shoes, shoes, pots and pans, rice, shoes, shoes shoes,
Oh. What was that in the middle there?
Yeah, we don't really have room, so we gotta put our pots and pans and rice here.
There aren't really, like, cupboards to store everything in.
Oooh! And these are all our stickerbooth photos when we go to noraebang and stuff.
Ohhh it's Baby Spudgy! MMM! THE BABY SPUDGY!
This is our little tiny washroom. Almost Paradise!
Dezenumduh ba dum dah!
And this is my pride and glory. This is our third or fourth toilet seat Simon?
[Way too many toilet seats.] The toilet seats are too small for Simon's gigantic bum.
[HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME?] TRUE!
Take a look people...ohhhohohohoh is this the cutest toilet seat ever!
Simon's been, um [Martina won a bet and she won the rights to put a freaking Hello Kitty seat on]
[but luckily it just broke recently so we're gonna have to get a new one]
You know who broke it? Simon's giant bum.
[Spudgy!] Simon's giant bum [Spudgy!]
So this is our very tiny kitchen space. Um, below us we have our washing machine as well.
But there is no dryer so we have to hang our clothing up by the window.
And our kitchen is really small. We have our very tiny burners here
for cooking our food hiding underneath here. And we have to
double on top of it. Otherwise we have nowhere to stack our stuff.
And all the stuff in our kitchen is pretty cute because if you're gonna buy stuff
it might as well be cute, right? Look! Look at my really cute chopsticks
for cooking they've got apples and stuff on them.
Look at my clips for food they're bears. They're amazing!
They're totally adorable and look at my adorable stacking cute mugs.
They're soooo cute for stacksing (yes, she said "stack-sing")
omg OMG My sponge!
My sponge has stars on it! Oooh strawberry!
and my cupcake cupboards. Cupcake cupboards are soooo cute!
So this is our bedroom and it literally is a bed-room.
It only fits a bed. Um. Actually most people who fit in officetels
they sleep upstairs but the ceiling's really short
so Simon kept smacking his head on the ceiling so we moved down here.
But something much more pressing needs to be talked about/
[what is it?] SPUDGY'S ADORABLE BED!
OMG! Spudgy! Come sit in your bed! Come be adorable for the camera.
You can do it! Oh my gosh look at you!
[I can't believe he behaved so well for that] Wow that's a big fluke.
I mean...he's a very well trained dog!
Anyways we bought it because it looks like a piraña plant from Mario.
DU NU DU DU NU DU...DU!
Ok so these are our animals. Besides Spudgy we have three more pets.
This is Kogi. Kogi means "meat" in Korean, but don't tell him! He doesn't know.
And he made a special guest appearance in our video a very long time ago.
In our movie theatre video about CGVs and stuff. OK! Um. (sound of pig being thrown)
This is Nogi. Nogi is Polish, actually. Nogi means, Simon: [legs]
Legs. And we named him that because he doesn't have any.
So sad and ironic. Ok. Aaaand
This is Pogi. Pogi Nogi Kogi. Pogi means I give up in Korean,
Umm, we just named him that because we needed a themed animal name.
This is our wall of art! You can see we've collected a few things here.
So somebody drew this for Martina in Hongdae. It's supposed to look 5% like her.
I don't know. And there's the Spudgy. Kinda looks like him.
Ummm, this is a picture one of my students drew for me back when I was teaching,
It says "I'm English teacher! Very handsome!"
Also it should have said "I'm an arrogant asp because I'm soooo handsome!"
[you didn't say that. He said it] Anyhow this is coming out of my mouth
so supposedly I describe myself as being very handsome.
[And there's you and I as robots]
That's the Martina robot and that's the Simon robot.
[and these are rips from Simon's gigantic shoulders bumping into the wall]
My shoulders don't reach down there missy!
[those are your shoulder thighs.]
My shoulder thighs? My god, your anatomy sucks!
So this area is the Man Space. It's what I've called the Man Space
it's where I do my work when Martina's at work,
but whenever Martina's not at work she claims this space as her own
by putting her laptop and her headphones and bamboo pad here
and as you can see I can barely fit in here to do any of my own work.
[Look at my ridiculously small stool!]
Look at your ridiculously long...long...LONG?
Large area. [no there's nothing wrong with that]. There is!
Time for a total geek fest: you like TBs? I GOT TBs!
Check this out this is where we keep all of our archive footage.
This right here, Archives 2, this is 2TBs, Music Mondays this is 2TBs
There's archives 1, that's another 2TBs, Music Mondays 2 that's another 2TBs,
This, this random one is 1TB. We got 9TB of footage here.
Man, that's a lot...of Terabytes.
So this is my personal corner. Simon has his man space and this is my corner.
Take a look at this stash right here. You see this box?
Oh yeah, what's inside this box Simon.
BUAHAHA HAIR BANDS AND RIBBONS! Glorious headbands and ribbons!
HAHAHA! I can feel the power! HAHAHA! Oooh.
This is my Epic Earring collection here.
You think that's all I have? Nono! There are more earrings inside of here!
Is that all that I have? No no. There are more earrings inside of that tiny little box.
I like to collect earrings...and headbands.
So I'm gonna show you our upstairs, cuz we have an upstairs. Isn't that cool? Check this out.
Babadenedene. These are our tiny little stairs.
Oh yeah I'm going upstairs and omg I don't fit upstairs anymore.
Oh hi! Didn't see you come in. So this is our upstairs.
This is the mattress that guests sleep on whenever they come over.
This up here this is where I keep all of my t-shirts
because I've got close to 100 t-shirts and I can't keep them all downstairs.
[Wow look at this!]
So baaaaaam these are all of the ridiculous shirts that you see right here.
Hooray for Sarcasm!
Good! What else do we have up here?
[This is where we have all of my art supplies and all of our winter clothing fits back here.]
[Umm, all of our foreign food that we get and or luggage,]
[cuz we have, like, four things of luggage.]
[Ohh it's my Gu Jyeon Pyo [sp?] poster from when I was in Boys Before Flowers]
[and our bookshelves and like anything that needs to be ironed.]
There's our microphone. We have our microphone everywhere in the house.
[hey there's the microphone]
This is the awesome view from our window.
Oh wow look at that.
BAM! That's a window!
Bam! Those are people outside!
So that was our little apartment tour of our officetel.
If you are moving to Korea there are two other places you might end up in:
an apartment, which basically just has more rooms, and it's not used as an office,
Or a villa, which is basically like a three or four story flat apartment,
which is kind of like your own little personal house space.
Um, so that's about it. You guys can get out because I've got some cooking to do.
And by cooking I mean "Ordering Korean delivery food"
So, um, get out. Scram! Seeya! Get going Mr!
Seeya! Thanks for coming. Spudgy's gonna come with you apparently.
Spudgy loves going outside!
By guys! Thanks for coming!
Come on Spudgy! Spudgy! Spudgy!
GONG!