(screen beeping)
(dramatic music)
- Nerf isn't just a fight.
It's a way of life.
- It is my duty to lead you to victory or nothing.
- As the blue team,
we will blast the enemy red team until none remain.
Glory is something that awaits.
William, what are you wearing?
- Oh, there was a customization section,
and I just put everything on.
- Go change.
- Fine.
- Oh man, there's so many blasters to choose from.
Oh, I know, I'll just pick the random option.
(Nerf guns rattling)
That's it, I'm picking.
- Let's do this.
(upbeat music)
(Nerf guns rattling)
- You're so bad at this, yo momma's better than you are.
- Wait, we literally have the same mom.
- Dang it, she's right.
- Remember, there will be no use of weaponized farts.
Unlike last time.
- That was my bad
(both teams screaming)
(upbeat music)
(Nerf guns firing)
(Elijah screams)
(Micah screams)
- Lag, I'm lagging.
Typically I'm better than this, you see?
(Nerf gun firing)
(upbeat music)
- Shiloh, I think I see them.
- Hang on.
(Nerf gun firing)
(gravel crunching)
- Do you hear something?
(Josiah and William screaming)
The sky is blasting us!
- That sound never gets old.
(upbeat music)
- Okay, on me, on me.
They're pushing, I'ma push.
They're dog water.
I'ma crank nineties.
- What does that even mean?
- Good, glad you understand.
- What does that even mean?
- Shiloh, I'm out of ammo, help me out.
- Yeah, here, take this clip.
- Thanks.
- Why are you always out of ammo?
- I don't know, it makes no sense.
(Judah screaming)
I'm out of ammo again.
- Serena, they got me so many times.
I can only take one more hit.
- Drink this slurp juice.
- Is this medicine?
- No, it's a lot of sugar and caffeine.
- Wow, I feel great.
- Don't worry, I'll take 'em out with these.
- William, those are tiny.
- Yes but they're in meta.
All the pros know
that the Dino Blasters are overpowered.
(William screams)
(Nerf guns firing)
Turns out whatever they're using are in meta too.
(door bell chimes)
- Oh good, it's here.
- Did you just buy a loot crate with real money?
How much did that cost?
- I don't look at the prices.
I just click buy.
- They're around there.
- I heard they bought a juggernaut suit.
Do you think we're safe?
- Yeah, we can see all the doors.
(wall slams)
(Micah and Judah screaming)
- Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
(Nerf guns firing)
- What are we gonna do?
Our blasters aren't doing anything to him.
(blaster cocks)
- That'll work.
(gun fires)
(Daniel screams)
Yes!
- Flash bang!
- Ahh! William! It's just a flashlight!
- Well, could you see anything?
(gun fires)
(William screaming)
Yep, you saw me.
- What are you doing?
- If I flip this bottle 12 times I earn an achievement
and I get a sticker!
- Yeah, we're gonna lose.
(Nerf gun fires)
- Come closer.
(gentle music)
Closer.
I have a Nerf-nade.
(Nerf-nade explosion)
- Well, that went well.
- We have to beat them in this.
What are you doing here?
- Oh, I think I joined the wrong lobby.
- Okay, we need a new strategy.
So I told everybody
to put a battle plan in the hat
and we'll draw one at random.
French fries.
Okay who wrote down french fries?
- That was me.
I was confused as to what the question was.
- Okay you know what?
It's fine, I'll just pick another one
and that will be our strategy.
Chicken wings.
Okay, who just wrote down chicken wings?
- Yeah um, that was me, um.
I got a little confused on what the question was too.
- I like chicken wings.
- I like me chicken wings too.
- Me too.
- You know what let's just do chicken wings.
- Okay, forget about it okay, we'll just wing it.
- Chicken wing it?
- Shut up.
- Let's get this done.
(upbeat music)
- Wait, is the game starting?
I have to go pee,
so can we pause quickly, so?
(red team screaming)
Okay, I guess it's starting.
(Micah screaming)
- Hacker, hacker, he's hacking.
- This is real life.
- No, no, being called a hacker is a huge compliment.
(all screaming)
- We gotta move faster.
- Yeah.
(feet thudding)
- Daniel, what are you doing?
- Sliding, it's so much faster than walking.
- Why do you only have one blaster?
- This blaster actually has two.
- That thing only has like two darts in it.
- I'm trying my best, okay?
- Hey Mary, I'm out of ammo.
Do you have any clips you could spare?
- Sorry, I need all the ammo I've got.
(William screaming)
(clip thudding)
- Why'd you just throw away that full clip?
- It wasn't full.
I fired two shots.
What if I see a bad guy I need a full clip.
(upbeat music)
- William, what are you doing?
- I'm gluing Legos to the tips of my nerve darts.
So when it hits someone,
it feels like you're stepping on a Lego.
- William, what's wrong with you?
No, no, get back here, get back here.
- Where's Micah?
Micah You better not be camping.
- No, I'm not camping, ooh.
(gun cocking)
- We're pinned down.
- Don't worry, I used super glue
and made a sticky Nerf-nade.
Oh no bro!
(Nerf-nade explosion)
(Elijah grunts)
- Shiloh we need more blaster power.
Whoa, where'd you get that?
- I have been saving all my blasters
from previous rounds to build a monstrosity, hahaha
Oh ah, I got a little carried away there.
- Judah why are you eating right now?
- Well, you see, whenever I eat a potato
I feel like 2% better.
So if I eat 12 potatoes, then I'll feel great.
(upbeat music)
- Oh, my.
- You not a Jedi
- Yes, I am.
- No you're not.
- Yes I am,
I am literally a Jedi. - No, no way.
(Josiah screaming)
- Have you guys seen him anywhere?
- No we haven't seen him anywhere.
(ominous music)
- Where's the rest of 'em?
- No, it's just me.
- I am one with the force, the force.
Ow ow ow ow
- Mary, I've been hit by too many Nerf darts.
I gotta go back to base.
Tell Shiloh.
(upbeat music)
- There's a big group of them over there.
We have to sneak around.
- Don't worry, I'll take a round with these.
- What, those are one shot each
and they have big blasters.
I vote we sneak around.
- Okay, feel my wrath!
(upbeat music)
(Sarina screaming)
(Nerf guns shooting)
- See, I told you I could take 'em.
- Oh no, I think I can only take one more shot.
- One shot?
- Did he say he's one shot?
- [Red team] He's gone!
- Did it work?
Are they coming?
- Yep, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready,
get ready, get ready, get ready.
(red team screaming)
- Shiloh, we've taken too many darts, we're out.
- Sorry!
- Don't make a move.
(dramatic music)
We both walk away from this, nice and slow.
- [Both] Ahhh!
- Ghaaa!
- We have to win this. This is our last chance.
- There's gotta be something else we can try.
- I think we should surrender
- What, but we can still win this.
- Trust me, it's our only hope.
- For the red team.
(upbeat music)
(red team screaming)
- Where are they?
- They left a note.
- [Judah] "Dear red team,
we would like to have a meeting in the game room.
Please meet us there for a chat.
Cordially, William and the blue team."
I think they want to surrender.
- Yeah!
- Something's not right about this.
- I'll say.
William doesn't know how to spell cordially.
- Flip it over.
- Why would there be something on the,
oh wow there's a backside.
"Ha ha ha, now they will never know
about our secret evil plan.
William, what are you doing?
Don't write that.
What do you mean don't write that?
I'm writing this in pen.
Oh no, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?
Please do not read this message
if you are on the red team.
Signed William.
(dramatic music)
- Oh no.
(red team screaming)
(Nerf guns firing)
(red team screaming)
- Yeah!
- Woo, let's go!
- No, what are we gonna do?
- It's now two of us versus five of them.
- Looks like we're gonna have to go stealth mode.
- Bravo six, going dark.
(upbeat music)
- He should be around here somewhere.
(Nerf guns firing)
(upbeat music)
(Nerf guns firing)
- They got William and Detrick.
- What, but there's only two of them.
That's it!
(Nerf gun cocks)
(dramatic music)
(Elijah and Daniel screaming)
- I'm out of darts.
- What do you mean we're out of darts?
Where'd they all go?
- I don't know.
Under the couch and crevices and stuff.
- Then we have to go melee.
(dramatic music)
(both teams screaming)
(dramatic music)
(both teams grunting)
- Hah, that Nerf blaster doesn't have any Nerf darts in it.
- Never bring a sword to a Nerf fight.
(Elijah slowly yells)
- gah!
(Elijah gasps)
(upbeat party music)
- Losers have to find all the darts.
- That'll take forever.
- It's because you guys didn't have enough cosmetics on.
(blue team yelling)
(Upbeat party music continues)
- Don't forget to download about our game
Shiloh and Bros Imposter Chase
because for every one download we blast Micah
with one Nerf dart.
- What, I didn't know about this plan.
- Happy downloading.