[M]: So what you're saying is,
[M]: ♫Baby I'm so lonely, lonely,lonely, lonely, lonely...♫
[♫Upbeat WTF music♫]
[M]: Wow Kogi, GD's pension sure is awesome and if you don't know what I'm talking about you should check out my--
[M]: I mean, Simon and Martina's video from Eat Your Kimchi on their GD Pension adventure
[M]: It sure is fun here, but it would be a lot more fun if I had a boyfriend or girlfriend to be with
[M]: I feel pretty lonley
[M]: sigh....
[Simon off camera]: Well don't worry, loser!
[M]: It's not loser, it's Losár there's an accent on it
[S]: I've got just the thing for you!
[M]: Well what? What will help me with my loneliness?
[S]: It is the Ideal Boyfriend Pillow!
[M]:Oh my god! It's the best!
[S]:It's just for you!
[M]:How does it work?
[S]:Easy, Loser!
[M]: I can use it for hugging, can use it for snuggling, I can even use it to choke myself!
[M]: (in a strangled voice) It's totally the best!
[S]: What this is supposed to be, it's a pillow, so you can feel like somebody's hugging you, and it just is really....pretty creepy
[M]: (imitating a man's voice) Hey you, are you in bed with my girl?
[S]: I would answer you but you don't have a face and hence you can't speak
[M]: (still with man voice) I can speak through my tummy, you goin' down!
[Smacking noises]
[S]: Ow, that's actually really tough!
[S]: Stop it!
[M]: (man voice) You stop it! [S]: #$^*%&^ be nice to me!
[M]: Oh my god it even has a pooocket! This is amaaaaaazing!
[S]: So, when your boyfriend comes home
[M]: Look at this, there's no chest hair
[M]: This is not my husband
[S]: Hello laydgies~~ [M]: Hello~
[M]: What does this even say, "Beshal"?
[S]: Beshal [M]: Copyright Welco?
[S]: ♫NaNaNaNaNa♫ Beshaaaal
[Wolves howling in the background]
[S]: (First part inaudible)Where the F you at, Beshaaal?
[M]: So let's see how this really does work
[M]: This is seriously extremely gropey for me at least, it's like right there
[S]: Isn't there another way to snuggle it?
[M]: Wouldn't you snuggle like this? Wouldn't you be like,
[M]: Ok wait, lemme do this, hang on--wait, I need a test run!
[S]: Snuggles!
[M]: Wheeeeeeew!
[S]: It's the middle of the afternoon
[M]: At least Beshal doesn't have super B.O.---yet
[S]: Beshal isn't powerful European man like me!
[S]:hnnn, snuggly...
[M]: Ok stay there, don't move
[S]: That's good
[M]: Just like this
[M]: Oh Beshal....you know all the right things to say
[M]: Can you move your arm? You're blocking Beshal
[S]: The hell is this?
[M]: I get it now!
[S]: Question, is it comfortable?
[M]: It's really comfortable, Beshal is so firm
[S]: Umm.....I don't think that's the word you wanna use
[M]: I might seriously use Beshal from now on
[M]: (Imitating pig sounds)Wewewee! Sorry Kogi, I know that you're good at--wewewee!--good at snuggling but Beshal is so...
[S]: Let me try snuggling with Beshal
[M]: Imagine....so this is Beshal's chest
[M]: Isn't that nice?
[S]: I gotta tell you, this is a lot more---aughh pet my hair! bleeh
[M]: (Tongue noises)
[S]: Who's there!?
[S]: Is the snuggliness that you get from this pillow--- [M]: (imitates sexy music)--[S]: EASY THERE!---
[M]: Wheeew! Bweeew! Beshal doesn't complain when I squeeze HIS nipples
[S]: Beshal doesn't HAVE nipples!
[M]: Yes he does!
[S]: NO MAN LIKES HAVING HIS NIPPLES TOUCHED!
[M]: But all the-- [S]: IT'S THE WORST! NEVER TOUCH YOUR MAN'S NIPPLES! NEVERRRR!!!!!!
[M]: I'd like to remind you that we are actually at GD's Pension and the neighbors are probably concerned about us screaming about nipple
[S]: Is the comfort from snuggling this stronger than the amount of embarrassment that you would feel for snuggling something like this?
[M]: Ok, I have to tell you something and this is actually just a total fluke timing, did you know that GD sells a pillow like this?
[S]: Yes
[M]: With himself printed on it?
[S]: Yes, except it costs a lot more-- [M]: A lot more money!-- [S]: Than the one that we got
[M]: Now we went on Gmarket
[S]: So if you want Beshal, you can get him on Gmarket by clicking on the link here
[M]: Yeah, we started including all the links for you guys cause people kept complaining that they couldn't find what they were looking for
[S]: Ok, let me...
[M]: You're getting a little bit too attatched to Beshal
[S]: I'm leaving. It's my Beshal
[M]: But--you bought Beshal for me, I was lonely!
[M]: (imitating pig noises) Wewewewee--I still have you Kogi, I still have you my travel pig of love
[Kogi]: WEEWEE....WEEEEEWEEEEEEE!
[Spudgy]: Ooh Beshal, I don't need anyone when you're around, not even Mum and Dad