- My oldest daughter did go to college, yes.
- How's that with Lourdes gone?
- An absolutely devastating experience, I have to say.
- Everybody says that. - I know, everyone says that.
And my sister said it to me when her son went away,
and I said, "Oh, my God, you're being so dramatic."
She was, like, bawling on the phone.
And then my daughter left me, and I was--
I fell into the deepest depression.
And I'm always so happy when she calls me and says,
"Mommy, I miss you,"
or "Mommy, I need you to rub my head."
I'm like, "Yes," so...
- You're still needed.
- I'm still needed, yes.
- And now, do you--
have you met people that she's dating?
Does she introduce you to whoever she's dating?
- Yeah, he came to our house two weekends ago
and spent the weekend with us.
both: Mm-hmm.
- Are you--I mean, you can't really say
if you don't like him, but--
[laughter]
But, I mean, you must be very, very protective of her.
- I am. He's a very sensible boy.
Young man-- I shouldn't say he's a boy.
He's intelligent. So I'm happy about that.
- How old is he?
- He's a sophomore, so a year older than her.
- So 22, something like that?
- No. 19. She's 18.
- I don't know-- I never went to no college.
I don't know. [laughter]
- "Yo.
I didn't go to no college."
[laughter]
- So 19. - He's 19, she's 18, and--
- What's the youngest boy you have ever dated?
[laughter]
- I mean, it depends on, like, how old.
You got to, like-- it depends on--
- Like, in the last, like, five years.
[laughter]
- 'Cause I was gonna say, when I moved to New York,
I dated a 16-year-old, but that was--
- That was when you were, like, 18.
- Yeah. Anyway--
- So you've always been for younger men,
even when you were 18.
- No, that's not true.
I've dated all sorts, all kinds.
I dated Warren Beatty, I mean...
- That's true. - So...no.
The youngest was-- in the last six years--22, yeah.
[scattered cheers] - All right.
[cheers and applause]
All right. - Why is everyone so obsessed?
I don't-- - I'm not obsessed.
- Age is a number.
- I agree with you, and I-- we're the same age,
and I certainly don't feel my age.
I feel like--you know, until I have to tell someone my age,
or if I read it in print, 'cause they are obsessed with--
- Until you're walking with a Zimmer frame, yo,
you can do whatever you want.
- With a what? - Zimmer--
What do you call those things? When you--
- Oh, a metal detector?
[laughter]
Are you gonna go on the beach?
That's when you start aging, when you're on the beach with--
- No, you know, those frames that you walk with.
- Oh, yeah. A walker?
woman: Walker. - Yeah.
- Walker, yeah. [laughter]
- What's a Zimmer frame?
- I thought that--maybe-- I don't know,
maybe it's 'cause I haven't had enough sleep.
I thought it was the thing-- you know, you walk,
and you, like, hold on to it.
- It's a walker. - Yeah.
- Right. [laughter]
- Ah, yeah, people just don't like it
when I have fun, I think.
- Yeah, I think it's fantastic.
And men date younger women all the time
and nobody says anything about it.
What's wrong with women dating younger men?
[cheers and applause] - Thank you. Whoo!
- I want you to go to Michigan-- to the university
and be able to hang out with Lourdes,
but I know that you're you, so that's gonna be difficult.
So I got something so you can go.
And here it is.
So... - Oh, my God, another cape.
- Yeah, but look at the back of it though.
- Oh.
[laughter and applause]
Should I try it?
- Nobody will ever know it's-- - No.
By the way, she does-- I'm made--
when I go to visit her, I have to stay in her dorm.
I can't even go out on the streets with her.
- All right, so you can wear that.
- I will.
- And look what else I got so you can go to the game.
It's a cooler that you can bring, and--
[applause]
- Oh, excellent.
- So I can--
- It's very--it's so low-key. - Yeah.
You can drink your champagne. - Tailgate party.
- And then I also have-- Guillermo has some stuff.
- Guillermo, you thought of me. Oh.
Hi. - Hi, Madonna.
- Cheers. - Nice to meet you.
- How are you? - This is for you.
I'm very good. How are you? - Nice to meet you.
- Look, I have you on my arm.
- Oh, my God. Aw.