For those of you who are like me, who are still waiting,
okay and you're unable to secure appointments.
Some of you are probably wondering where do you turn?
Well, I found out there's a local guy
who says he can help.
I'm not entirely sure,
but, well anyway check out his pitch,
see what you think.
Hi, I'm Rick Workman.
Haven't figured out a way to get that vaccine yet.
Don't worry,
I'll find that vaccine for you.
How?
Just pay me $1,000 through DollarMo, CashBudz,
or BumpCoin and I will get you them shots you.
♪ Get you them shots ♪
My father was a vaccine finder.
His father was a vaccine finder.
Never met either of them.
Don't have a comorbidity?
You do now.
I just put it in the system.
And if anyone denies you from getting the vaccine,
they're gonna have to deny me from kicking their ass.
Again you ask how will I get you the vaccine?
You simply need to calm down
and stop asking so many questions.
Want to see some footage of me getting an appointment?
That guy was gonna take your shot.
Instead, he took my shot.
Rick Workman.
(car alarm ringing)
Where am I going?
To find the vaccine.
I'm the God damn vaccine finder aren't I?
Get your head out of your ass.
(laughing)
How did I become the vaccine finder?
Legend has it
that whomsoever shall pull this sword
from this bean bag that has been left outside for too long
shall become Rick Workman, vaccine finder.
(grunting)
It has been foretold.
Rick Workman, Rick Workman, Rick Workman.
Contact me on HangSpace.
Still not sure how that guy is getting vaccines,
but he seems trustworthy.