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- Today's question is:
what is the coolest accidental death?
Today I'm joined by Zac Oyama.
- Thrilled to be here.
- Brian Murphy.
- Amped to be here.
- And Tony Sam.
- Delighted to be here.
- Tony, would you please start us off?
- Liquid nitrogen.
Let me explain.
- Okay, good.
So, I once worked in a molecular biology lab.
- Wow.
- I was thinking that if you're just
like the hey I'm the custodian at night at the hospital.
Hey, what's this vat of liquid nitrogen?
And you fall in.
They find you the next day.
They're like, well, Jesus, let's get him out of here,
and as they're lifting him out, they drop him.
Oh, Stan!
Stan!
Pick him up, all of him.
- So he's just pieces.
- Yeah.
And then of course, he'd thaw and it would get really gross.
- So he'd be shards of skin and muscle.
- So, Stan's frozen straight through.
- Thanks for agreeing his name was Stan.
But the cleanup would be the worst.
- Yeah.
- Right.
- Stan's everywhere.
- It's definitely pretty cool.
Even if I knew the person, if they shattered,
there'd be a second where I was like that looks pretty cool.
- [Katie] Hell yeah.
- Yeah and when they dropped him, before we were like ahh!
I would have high fived the guy
that was helping me lift him out.
- Yeah, I wonder if they did that on purpose,
because he would already be dead.
- Like ooh, whoops.
- You're like whoa!
- That would be disappointing, right?
To just have a frozen person
and then to successfully carry them.
- No, no, you want to shatter them.
- Good work, guys.
- We didn't want to drop him.
- Brian Kevin Murphy, could you please?
- Yes, thank you.
- My idea for the coolest accidental death
is something I like to call the heart attack jump.
- Intriguing.
- Okay, so you know how when you're driving
down the highway, and you'll see
one of those trucks that's carrying other cars?
- A papa car.
- Papa car?
- Like a dad car?
- No.
- Like a dad because he has all his car babies.
- [Zac] They're his children.
- [Katie] Okay, got it.
- Anyway, better example is probably a U-Haul, right?
You're unloading, you're moving or something,
there's a ramp that goes up into the truck.
As you're driving, have you ever thought
how cool would it be if I just went up off that ramp
and Fast and the Furious style?
- 100%.
- Right, okay, you have a heart attack
while you're driving, okay?
You're already gonna die.
Last second, you see this ramp.
You're able to kind of tilt yourself towards it.
- Oh!
- As you're suffering a cardiac arrest.
- As you're suffering cardiac arrest,
you've got that tunnel vision as you hit it,
and you go up and you start to turn
and the last thing you think is, so sick.
And then you die before you hit the ground.
People might think you are the Rock as you die.
- 100%.
- Like, you might inspire others to be like, that's bad ass.
And then they just follow you up.
- Everyone does it!
- Everyone dies, you end up killing several people.
- That actually sounds like Los Angeles.
- [Zac] It was there choice.
- Zachary Oyama.
- Zachary Yasahiko Oyama.
- Can you please go?
- My idea for coolest way to accidentally die is,
accidentally sitting in a hot tub for three days.
- Accidentally.
- How does that work?
- I'll explain.
So, you've got a vacation rental for three days or so.
So, people putting groceries and stuff away.
You get in the hot tub.
You're like, why don't I just stay in.
Someone bring me a beer or whatever,
and you just hung out and then eventually
your friends come in the hot tub
and they get out of the hut tub.
You're like, I'll just party in this hot tub all night.
And you hit a point where you're like,
I'll sleep in this hot tub.
When you wake up, I'm gonna eat breakfast in this hot tub.
You do that for two more days until you die.
- I don't know if it would take that.
I feel like you could die even sooner than that,
because hot tubs raise your little heartbeat.
- That's right.
- I feel like you'd be dead before then.
- [Brian] You'd be dehydrated, right?
- Exactly.
- I think, yeah.
- Well, three days is just an arbitrary number.
- My issue wasn't with the three days,
it was that everyone was cool with you
being in the hot tub while they were setting up.
Oh, that's his thing, just let him do it.
- I'm a little bit of a piece of shit,
so I kind of deserve it.
- You're like, hey guys, have fun setting up.
- That's a good move, though,
because no one will be concerned
when you spend all night in the hot tub,
because everyone will be pissed at you
for not helping them do groceries or cook dinner.
So, nobody's gonna be waking up
and being like, did Zac sleep in the hot tub?
- Zac, get out of the hot tub.
- The ass hole's in the hot tub, and then
- No one cares.
- It's a boss move.
- So, you're dying lobster-style, kind of.
- Yes, you're getting boiled!
- [Zac] I'm just straight cooking.
- Or like a soup, I was gonna say a broth.
- I think you would die within, I'm gonna say 12 hours.
How many hours do you think it'd be?
- I feel like I've hung in a hot tub for two hours.
- No way.
- No, is that crazy?
- I said 12.
- I've been in a hot tub for two hours.
- But I don't feel like I was 10% dead at that point.
You'll probably never have children again.
- That's true.
- You bake your beans.
- You baked your beans.
- Well, I don't know if it's the coolest.
It sure sounds like the hottest.
- Cool.
- Guys, let's get in this.
Hell yeah, that was cool.
- My first idea for the coolest accidental death is,
I just realized how confusing this is.
Parasailing shark, that's not what this means.
- He's not parasailing, the shark?
- Yeah, I just looked at it and realized
that doesn't explain my idea at all.
- The shark is parasailing.
- No, no, no, no, although that would be very cool.
Picture this: you're parasailing.
You know I love parasailing.
- Yeah, I do.
- I do now.
- No, truly, I do.
I've never been, but I would love to go.
But anyway, you're parasailing in the middle of the ocean,
and the person manning the boat,
the little parasailor man, he has a heart attack and dies.
- So many heart attacks.
- Could we name him Peyton?
- Peyton, so Peyton has a heart attack.
- Peyton's manning
- This is not a Peyton Manning reference.
- Peyton's manning
- Peyton's manning the boat.
- Okay, so the boat is named Peyton Manning.
- So, Peyton is manning the boat Peyton Manning.
- What is happening?
- Peyton is manning the boat.
- There is a man.
- His name is Peyton Jones.
- Yeah, Peyton Jones is manning the boat.
- It would be great if you knew what we were talking about.
- That man has a heart attack and he's dead.
- Does Eli take over?
- I'm sorry.
- I don't like this.
- Alright, so you're up there still parasailing,
and you're thinking how am I gonna get down.
- Right.
- How am I gonna get down from here?
You're up in the sky, there's no one to lower you.
I imagine they crank you down or something.
I've never been.
You cut yourself free and you land in the water,
instead of on the boat and a shark eats you.
- No, it's terrible.
- No, it's cool.
- I mean it's cool, but this perspective is awful.
- It combines the coolest things in the world:
parasailing, boats, the ocean, sharks, heart attacks.
- And does the shark come out and kinda grab you,
as you're coming down?
- You're falling down, and go wooo.
- Full swallow!
- Why does a shark sound like a piccolo?
- If he ate the kite whole, too.
Anyone watching from the shore,
you'd have your whole family with you watching.
- Crazy, everyone would be watching.
I imagined he was up there for hours
and he was like, I have to get down.
- Nightmare!
- That's not how a parasail works.
- I don't know how.
- You're propelled by the boat, the boat gives you lift.
- You really love parasailing.
- My problem is I've never been, but I so want to go.
- You think if a boat stopped, you'd just float forever?
- Yes.
- It's like a kite just being in the air.
- The autumnal equinox or whatever.
The boat will not fall.
- I thought it was like a hard rope.
- Wait, okay, what about this, though?
- I was confused.
- When Peyton has his heart attack,
he falls and he hits the thruster
and he's just dead on the thruster.
- Taking you further into the Pacific Ocean.
Fuck, for hours you're going on that parasail
and then you have to do something
because you're getting so sunburned.
- You're getting further and further out,
you're getting sunburned.
- Exactly, you're getting sunburned,
so you cut yourself free.
- You're still speeding.
- So, obviously that's what parasailing shark.
- Yeah, so you guys know what this means.
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I'm already on the edge here, okay?
And that's going to push me so much over.
Do you want a taste of this?
- Oh right, because the bullet didn't go deep enough,
but the hotdog pushed it right in.
- Hot dogs are dirty.