- What's up, guys?
We're back with another installment
of the Internet's favorite car hunting game show,
where we put craigslist, Facebook Martin place,
and Oscar up against each other
to find out which one is the best.
Today, we are looking for one of the most popular
dare I say most favoritist cars
in all of tuner/ vape culture.
I'm talking about Subarus.
Will the reigning champ, Jeremiah be dethroned?
We're about to find out.
I'm James, he's Nolan, he's Jeremiah.
Max is also here and this is The D-list.
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It smells like lilacs.
- Today, I will be representing Facebook Martin place,
Nolan, craigslist and Jeremiah
who has the most total points in the history of this game
will get Oscar up, the site with the least amount of points.
- I'm gonna (beep)
- Whoa.
- Jeremiah, I think I speak for myself, Nolan, Max,
all of our subscribers and our new viewers.
When I say (beep) you.
(everyone laughs)
Let's cease with trash talk,
put our money where our mouths is
and get on with the first challenge.
Max.
- So, for this challenge,
you just signed up for a race next weekend,
but you need a car.
The type of race is rally and your budget is $15,000.
You have five minutes to find a car and the time starts now.
(upbeat suspenseful music)
- Can it be an Evo?
- Nice.
- Thanks.
Oh my God.
(James grunts)
Oh, this is a poster.
God.
- I don't know about good,
but someone posted a picture of a video game, WRX, STI,
and he's selling it for $14,800.
- Oh my God, this is so bad.
But, what are you doing with that?
- And that's time.
- All right.
Here's mine.
I think these Subaru people are honest people.
And so I'm gonna believe he's got a new short block
in there.
So we got a little freshened up motor.
- I think this thing is gonna blow up.
- Well, it's been rebuilt, it's perfect for this rally.
- I would never, ever buy this car.
Jeremiah, I found one
that's probably definitely gonna blow up more than yours
'cause you know what, man?
I freaked out, I didn't use my time well.
I clicked on a car just so I could throw it in the ring
and I didn't even read the description.
And then I made fun of your car 'cause it's gonna blow up.
And then I was like, maybe I should read the description.
And I was like, oh no.
- Oh yeah, oh.
- TGV delete.
- Yeah, mine is basically yours
without any of the maintenance.
- AC delete, oh shoot, James.
I can already tell you I don't want to be in it.
- [Nolan] Its got that HKS Blow off valve.
Bigger injectors, high flow fuel pump.
This thing is a nightmare waiting to happen.
- It's just like red flag after red flag.
Pretty stiff competition.
Nolan, what do you got?
- I present to you a 1999, Impreza 2.5RS Coupe.
What really matters in a rally car is guts
and being able to flick it and since this is an older car,
I feel like this would really give me the confidence
to just put the pedal to the metal.
- Yeah, this is the one I want the most.
And I got to say, it'll definitely finish
whereas I think Jeremiah and my cars are gonna blow up.
- All right, so I think the decision is unanimous
Nolan is our winner, he gets five points.
Second place, I got to give to Jeremiah.
- No (beep) dude.
- All right, next competition.
Your 2004 Subaru WRX just blew its head gasket.
- Oh no.
- You got to get to work on Monday.
You need to get this car running.
Find the cheapest way to get it running.
(upbeat suspenseful music)
- Oh man, that's a disaster.
If anyone was curious about potentially LS swapping it,
it looks like it takes a lot of work.
- The Kentucky Cobra is gonna retire after this one.
- Oh, here we go.
Yeah.
Yes.
- Wait, do boxer engines have two head gaskets?
- 30 seconds left on the clock.
- Oh God, oh God.
- Oh, God.
- [Max] Three, two, one and time.
- I hope this works, I hope this is compatible.
I'm certain someone in the comments can correct me,
but here's a JDM EJ20X engine and for $800.
I think that's pretty good.
- I do believe that Subaru's are Legos is a bit of a myth.
I think wiring is pretty tough.
Like, not a lot of them share the same wiring harnesses.
- Okay, listen.
I'm playing chess not checkers over here, boys.
Why would I ever want to repair that car
when I can just take a couple of ponies
and then just get me something that's old
and reliable over there?
(everyone laughs)
Forget fixing it.
I got to get to work in two days,
but here's 200 bucks for a full 1994 Honda Accord.
- Also, this was posted three years ago.
- That's the problem with Offer Up.
- Hey, you're not allowed to look at those fine details.
- Okay, you didn't say it had to be pretty.
I'm not even playing checkers.
I'm playing tiddlywinks over here, boys.
(James chuckles)
I just got to get to work.
- [Jeremiah] You just got to make it to work.
- Come on baby, please, I just got to get to work.
- I think James has to take the cake
with the $8.75 solution.
The gasket maker. - [Nolan] Wow.
- Next challenge.
Find the nicest non-Subaru powered by a Subaru engine.
- No.
No.
Okay.
- And the time starts now.
- This is gonna be impossible.
- Yeah, this is tough.
- Oh, sick.
- Man, I thought I was gonna get lucky.
- Hell yeah dude, dude, I got three.
I think he (beep) just get ready to get basted.
- Shut up.
- Please, shut up. - Jeremiah, shut up.
- I just don't wanna tell you guys anything.
- Then stop.
- Please, please, please.
Yes, yes.
- I mean, I got so many options here
and it's just now, just like,
which one do you want to crush these guys with?
- All right, all right, shut up.
- And that's time.
- Okay guys, I hope you didn't find the same loophole
that I did.
I present to you a $180,000 Scion FR-S.
It's a non-Subaru with a Subaru engine in it.
- Oh, nice.
Look at that picture.
They're like, Hey, you know,
there's a natural disaster going on, our state is on fire.
Let's go get some (beep) hard as (beep) pictures there.
- [James] Yeah, dude.
- That's pretty funny.
- Its been driven through many wildfires
over the last two years.
I don't know if that's a good selling point.
- It's 180 grand guys, must be pretty nice.
- Next up is Nolan.
- A 1984 VW Vanagon Camper.
- [James] That was what I first started looking for.
- Yeah, so this thing is fully built out.
You can live all your van life fantasies in this thing.
It's got a pop-up tent, EJ22 with a four speed manual.
Well, I love this car
and I hope they get the full $52,000 they want for it.
(everyone laughs)
- All right, Jer-Bear, what do you got?
- I went the same route as Nolan,
but I went more attainable.
- The seller says that him and his family
are moving in a different direction.
I wonder if they're gonna stop camping
or they're not gonna see each other anymore.
- It was also posted over two years ago.
- [James] Offer Up.
- This is Offer Up.
What do you expect?
What do you expect from me?
This isn't part of the rules, Nolan.
- Listen guys, I'm gonna be honest.
I don't think mine's very nice.
So I'm gonna take the L on this one.
Go third.
Give Jeremiah the points.
- That's nice.
- All right.
- For this challenge,
first person to find a Subaru that's never been vaped in
wins five points.
And the time starts now.
- This one's definitely been vaped in.
- Oh, I'm getting a lot that have definitely been vaped in.
- Oh my God, dammit.
I know it's kind of weird question,
but has it ever been vaped in?
He goes, yeah, it has.
He goes, not often or regularly,
but there have been road trips where it has happened.
This is a 2017 Subaru Crosstrek.
I thought for sure this was a (beep).
- Dude, honest dude.
- Crosstrek is a borderline model
that could go either way, dude.
- Jeremiah, what models are you looking at?
- Okay, so I got a, let's see, a 1999 Subaru Forester,
a 2015 Subaru Outback.
- [James] Yeah.
A 2017 Subaru Crosstrek.
- I typed in Outback
'cause I thought it was the most responsible one.
- I just sent one text message for,
I think a car that I think is pretty rock solid.
- I've gotten three people back with me.
All of them have vaped or smoked in their car.
- [James] Really? That is insanity.
Dude, that is Offer Up.
I can't believe how honest they're being.
Like dude, if I vaped in a car, I would be like, nah.
(James and Nolan laugh)
And then if they said something,
when they came to look at it, I'd be like, prove it.
Oh no, no, no, no.
I win, I said I'm looking for a new car for my girlfriend.
Can you confirm that the car has never been smoked
or vaped in?
And they said yes.
- So we have a winner and that was fast too.
- Oh, I just got mine back.
None, wait what?
They said none and then smoker,
I'm gonna say that's also a win for the Forester.
- This is total (beep)
- So James earns five points,
Nolan in second place earns two
Jeremiah did not find a car. - Yeah, baby.
- All right gentlemen, we are entering our final competition
You have to build a custom Subaru
using cars and parts available on your site.
You have 10 minutes and your budget is $25,000.
Whoever can come up with the best build wins.
And the time starts now.
(upbeat suspenseful music)
- Okay, this is pretty sick.
- I'm wondering how far am I gonna take this thing.
- Great, I lost my car.
Oh, it's an auto, (beep).
- Come on, man, come on.
- Offer Up is providing very little
of aftermarket support for my bill.
- And that's time.
- Here's my base car.
Okay.
A 2004 WRX Wagon.
- Good base, good base, great base.
- And what we're doing with this car, gentlemen
is building a production vehicle for our shoots.
Okay, so first thing we're doing first upgrade.
We're gonna switch out those BCS.
Even though I have them on my car to some Cusco, STI,
coilovers.
Next, we're picking up a fricken Thule roof box
for our incidental gears and stuff.
As for wheels, we got some NK NTO3s.
I think these are a criminally underutilized wheel.
- [James] I think they're great looking.
- So we're gonna put a Sparco QRT II racing seat
for the driver and then to top it all off
the used Ronin camera stabilizer.
- [James] That's sick.
- Just to have on hand.
So that's the build, is a production vehicle
for close proximity driving
and just hauling some stuff to and from set.
- Boom.
A 1999 Subaru Outback Legacy.
- Ooh, snarkle.
- Now this is the tire and wheel combo method wheels
with some Falcon, 235 75 15.
- [Nolan] Those are nice.
I found a service of a guy
who will roll your fenders for you.
So, sometimes when you push a car too hard
and you get yourself maybe in some sticky situations,
you're gonna need a little winch to get you out.
- [Nolan] Yeah.
- [James] That's smart.
- Carrying 13,000 pounds load winch.
- I found some seats to decipher auto racing seats
they'd come out of a WRX.
We need some lights, we need some extra lights.
So I found some OEM Subaru legacy Outback, some fog lights,
some additional ones.
I'm gonna put a hitch kit on the back of it.
So I can put some sort of like rack
to store some extra parts and stuff.
This is a roof rack that I want to add on there as well.
- [Nolan] This is a roof bike rack.
- Roof bike rack, yeah.
And so my last piece is the actual bike
that I want to put on top of it.
- [Nolan] Oh, hell yeah Jerry.
- Probably more than everything on this car combined
but you know what?
When you're living at Subi life,
you just gotta let people know, you (beep), you just ball,
you just make it rain.
- You know, Nolan.
I thought maybe for your production car,
same car maybe you should have started with a Baja
with the reverse seat potentially
give you some more options.
This one is a manual, turbo, which is kind of a unicorn.
This is the one you want, all right.
Upgrade the suspension with some good use coilovers
I've worked with both these brands.
In fact, one of my friends owns one of these brands.
Then I'm gonna add a little three inch lift with spacers.
I think you guys have gathered, I'm going off road.
So I'm gonna need to see where I'm going.
So I got me some KC daylighters, 300 bucks.
And you know, I might go far enough off road
that I don't want to come back that day.
So I got me a little universal rooftop tent,
and then I got myself a nice universal rooftop awning,
and I want to be able to get to the beautiful spots.
I want to be able to get to the good stuff.
So I got myself a custom front bumper.
I don't want the bank to look weird.
So I got to have a matching gate.
I'm gonna round it off, four camping chairs
for me and my friends.
And that's what you call a weekend boys.
- You know, it's funny.
We all bought like accessories at the end
to really top off the theme of our build.
- Yeah.
- Jeremiah's spent the most money,
but the question is, whose build do we like the most?
- So we got my production vehicle/camera car
I've got Jerry's biker boy getaway
and James kind of rebuilds high truck on a Baja.
- Guys, do we want to say three way tie
five points for everybody?
- Yeah. - Yeah, let's do it.
All right, what's the total Max?
- And the winner is Nolan, representing craigslist.
- Yes. - Nice.
- Whoa. - Finally.
- Craigslist.
- Classic.
- I don't know if I've won this game before, so I'm excited.
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