- Why did you say yes to the Golden Globes again?
- Um, well, firstly, I did--I really did say no.
It came--I was doing--
I was editing on film that I had made this year
and I was about to film another one
and I just thought, "I just haven't got the time,"
but they said all the right things.
They said I can say what I want again.
- You really do say whatever pops into your mind.
I know you prepare, but you also just
whatever you feel like saying, you say.
- Yeah, that's the fun of it really...
- Yeah. - 'Cause sometimes I don't know
what's gonna happen. - Right.
- So, that's good. - Yeah, and you always have
a beverage in your hand. You're drinking
most of the night. - Yeah.
If I didn't drink, I wouldn't be brave enough
to say some of the things I'm going to say.
[laughter] - I see.
So, at what hour do you start drinking before the show?
- Well, it starts very early. - Uh-huh.
- So, um, I probably have
a little one going about--
well, last time--no, last time,
was your guy on the red carpet
that gave me a cold beer. - Yes.
That was at the Emmy's. - Yes.
- And he saved my life. He had this lovely cold beer,
and he had some weird glasses. It was odd.
- Right. - Maybe it was a dream.
- Yeah, oh, yeah. - Maybe I sat--yeah.
- No. - So, um, yeah, I--you know,
I start a reasonable hour. - Yeah.
- You know, I'm not a maniac. - Yeah.
- 3:00 or 4:00. Something like that.
- Yeah, I see. So, did you celebrate--
I should ask about--everyone wants to know
what people did for New Year's.
Did you do something exciting for New Year's?
- I don't like the idea of that forced fun.
Going out with thousands of people in the cold,
and it's crazy, so I'm--no. I mean--
- So, you were asleep before midnight?
- Well, I had a drink just me and the cat.
- Uh-huh. - Um, you know.
- She didn't drink. - She didn't drink, no.
- Yeah. - That would be animal cruelty.
- It would. - Yeah.
In fact, her watching me drunk is pretty cruel, I imagine...
- Yeah. - To a cat, so--
[laughs] Yeah, there it is.
There's the party. - Yep.
- That's the party. - There's the party.
- [laughs]
Look, she's actually looking away in disgust.
- She's just--yeah, disgusted by you.
- Yeah, she's-- [laughing]
[laughter] - That's not right.
That's-- - What's on your head?
What's on-- - That's Christmas day.
- [laughs] - So...
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. - And so, that was Christmas.
What did you do for Christmas? Did you buy presents?
- Well, it's just--again, that's a quiet one.
That's just me and my girlfriend, um, Christmas day,
and, um, we eat and drink,
and sleep.
Um, and then the next day is the folks--when you go back
to the folks and I've got a big sort of extended--I've got lots
of brothers and sisters. They've had loads of kids.
- Mm-hmm. - Their kids have had kids,
and now their kids kids are having kids.
It's--honestly, it's like going into a cave
and being attacked by bats and things.
Do you know what I mean? - [laughs]
I walk in and they run up to their favorite uncle.
They go through my pockets and b--they know I've got
a bit of money now, so they go...
and then they cough on me and give me viruses,
and they want to fight me 'cause I look, you know, tough.
- [laughs] - Um, and I--I end up--
then I go home and I'm all bruised and ill.
- Ah. - But it's--but I love 'em.
[laughs] - But it--yeah.
It sounds like it. - Yeah.
- It sounds like you love 'em. So, I saw a picture of you.
You're actually trying to get in shape
for the--it seems like you joke about this, but you're running.
You're getting in shape for the Globes, right?
- I--well, no. - Well, you're running.
- Believe it or not, I workout nearly every day.
I workout about five--and I do it sort of,
you know, 20 minutes, 30 minutes.
Just so I can then go and eat pizza
and drink beer. It's like a reward.
- Yeah. - As I'm running I'm thinking,
"That's one beer...
"That's two beers." - [laughs]
You know what I mean? - Yes, I do.
[cheers and applause]
- I'm--oh, yeah. - All right.
Well, I know when you run you--
that's paparazzi, obviously.
You want to try to avoid that, so next time you run...
- [laughs] - I got you something...
- That's great. - That you can--
they'll never find you. - That is amazing.
- And I know... - Look at that.
- Yeah. Nice, right?
- So, and I-- - This is like QVC.
- It really is. Except it's free.
You don't have to pay for anything.
- Perfect. - And you wanted new underwear.
I know you said you--all right. - I did, yeah.
- So, I got you-- - I tweeted you 'cause I've--
- I know. I gave you choices
'cause last time you wore some--so, I got you...
[laughter] Some longer, okay?
- That's amazing.
- I got you... - Yeah.
- I got you some boxers.
- Now, they are good, actually. - All right.
I got you briefs... - Great.
- And... - That's a bit--what's that?
Oh, that's--yeah. - You know what that is.
- No one uses that.
No man I've ever known uses that little thing.
They just pull it down.
- Well... - Or they do the leg.
No one--no man--I don't know why the Y-front exists
because you're there, right?
[laughter and applause] I don't want to get graphic,
but you don't go...
you don't bother. - [laughing]
You go like that. You do.
I do.
It's true. - Ah...
It's true. - Oh, boy.
Well, thank you for that. - But thank you.
That's lovely. - All right,
and then you've got these also. - [laughs]
- All right? So, whichever you want to wear.
- Whichever way round I want to wear it?
- Yeah, and however you want.