[The Glitchy Boy intro] [Captions by iDPlayz 600 and other people] Updated by: Josh Geometry (meet my channel :D)(And updated again by Austin Dreemurr!)
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*Squeaking*
Peach: Yay!! Woo hoo hoo!
Luigi: Oh yeah
Toad: *Toad gibberish*
Peach: F*ck you toad, suck my d*ck
(In background) Mario: mama f**ker!
Toad: The f*ck?
Mario: *Not-Italian-but-more-Mario-like-gibberish*
Ronald McDonald: NO!
Mario: MAMAF***ER
McDonald: No! No! NO!
A THOUSAND F*CKING TIMES, NO!
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THI-
Owwwwww!...
Donkey Kong: Stop breaking the law, *sshole!!!
Mario: Hmm?
OOOOoooo
Donkey Kong: OOOOOhhhh SHHH*T Mario: FORE!
HAHAHAHAHAAA- *Mario gibberish*
Mario: *more Mario gibberish*
Waaaoo!!...... *thud*
ohh my head.... hmm?
Donkey Kong: yo whatsup?
GET IN MAH BELLEH!
Mario: Oh no! *even more Mario gibberish*
Weheho! *even even more Mario gibberish* hey stinky!
Whoa! AAAAA hello!
where's my spaghetti?
*panicking in gibberish* Waaa!
Donkey Kong: da f*ck?
SMG4: Eyy, What the f*ck?
4GMS: HOLY SH*TO!!
(He died!)
Princess Peach Cake: AAA! RUN BITCH!
AHHHHHHHH
Toad: You'll never take me alive! Ahhhh!
Aw.... f*ck!
Luigi: *Squidward scream*
[Whooshing]
Luigi: -AAAAAAAA (Weegee still Squidward screaming)
(Weegee still screaming)
[slap]
Mario: hmm, oh you so good you got Mario confused!
Oh boy, thatsa makes me so happy!
[earthquake]
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Toad: RUN!! IT'S GODZILLA!!!
Mario: Hey, stinky! *Mario speaking gibberish*
Uh, BYE!
MWAHAHAHA
yatatattatatatata yatatatatata dododoadadabadadada
Luigi: Ooh... oh no Mamma MIA
Ohohaha! coochi coochi! Weegee Weegee. Oh yeah!
Mario: Yeahhhh...
Reggigigas: Greetings, traveler!
New missions are avaliable- *Mario screams*
[Gunshot]
UHH!
yippie! ha-haha! whoho!~ (Super Mario Galaxy Music Plays)
Everyone: *cheering*
Shigeru Lord: *sigh*
[om nom nom nom]
Dr. Pootis: *evil laugh*
Stop right there!
Mario: okie dokie! *speaking his Mario-like gibberish*
Dr. Pootis: Who send all these babies to fight?
[Explosion] *Mario yells*
Dr. Pootis: *laughter* You are no match for me!
Peach: AAAH! oh...no... LETS GO!
Mario: okie dokie! *Speaks his Mario-like gibberish again*
Mario: Retard! :D
Luigi: I don't wanna die! D:
Toad:White Power! :D
Peach:bi*ch :D
SMG4: I uh fucking uh BLUE! blue yea- :D ah fuck shit ah D:
Dr. Pootis: Gay!!
Babies! Help defend!
*Battle cry*
[Power Ranger theme plays] Mario: Wheeee!
[whamming sounds]
[Toad sounding happy]
(Luigi crying)
[old fashion car beeps]
SMG4: YOLO!
Luigi: Mamma mia....
X-Naut: aaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Luigi: WAAH! oh no! [speaks in his Luigi-like gibberish]
Heavy Bot: Yadadadadadada yadadadadadada dododududadadadada
Peach Shake: OH! oh no ho!
Dr. Pootis: Do you wish for Doctor Pootis to kill you?
Minecraft Pig: *oinks*
*kick*
Dr. Pootis: Wish granted!
POW! haha!
Bowser Jr: *cries*
Dr. Pootis: keep crying baby!
I did not flush! HA HA HA
I am most DANGEROUS MAN in HISTORY of world!
HEY! You're Holding up the line!
Pootis: F*ck you!
Mario: Just a second...
Mario: Alright...
Toad: YEEha waaoooa
Evil dude: [Singing] yadadadadada yadadadadadadadada
Luigi: ok! okie dokie! [gibberis--]
oohhh
Mario: I'mma gonna get you! Watch out! OOH!
YAAAHAHA MAMA
Toad: We won't let those f*ckers take this land!
Dr. Pootis: Ya da da da
yadadadada
yadadada yadadada dooodooooo
da da da da
BOOM! KABOOM! KA-BOOM!
Dr. Pootis: What sick man sends babies to fight me? Mario: Mamma mia
Dr. Pootis: What sick man sends babies to fight me?
Mario: Hmm?
What is it!?
MAMA F***ER
Kids gonna die tonight!
Hey, stinky! [gibberish] Here we go!
All: OOOOOOOOOh
Red Ranger (Mario): Looks like it's time to DIE
YAHOO! WAHOO! YEAH!!!! :D
Green Ranger (Luigi): WAH! oh yeah.. :D
Pink Ranger (Peach): *Soft giggle* let's go! :D
Mecha Pan: WAOWAOWAO
White Power Ranger (Toad): yea! let's do this! :D
Blue Ranger (SMG4): da dud ud *Stuttering* GO BANANA! :D
Hank: Propane and propane accessories
Red: Okie dokie letsa go!
Dr. Pootis: AHH oh no!!!!!! too many little men
oh! AAAAHHH
I AM -ded-
Psych!
[Luigi sharts himself]
Good time to run, cowards!
Mario: Mama mia! [gibberish]
Luigi: *crying*
Mario: GAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
COME ON!
[Sounds of Mario struggling]
COME ON! FIT, YOU-
[Sounds of Mario struggling]
AH! Okay, no big deal!
[Sounds of Mario struggling]
Yippee! I got it, Oh yeah, letsa go! haha! here we go!
[Power Rangers theme plays]
Hank: Propane and propane accessories
Dr. Pootis: Shhhhhh! Dr. Pootis!... is asleep.
Red Ranger: take-a that!
Pootis: AAAAAAAAHHH
I am going to kill you!
Mario: Whoa! wheehee!
oh yea, yippee!
[Sounds of pootis getting defeated]
All will fear my giant new gun!
no you don't! No you don't!
Luigi: WAH! OOOOOHOHOH*Crying*
*slaps*
Mario: f**k you >:/
I Did it! I Saved the world!
Luigi: Mamma mia.... [Speaks Italian]
HMMMMMMMMMM.....
FUCK YOU!
YOUFUCKINGSONOFABITCH!!!!