[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >>> WELCOME BACK TO "THE DEIRDRE
SHOW." MY GUEST CO-HOST TODAY IS A
LEGENDARY DIVA OF SONG SHE'S GOT DOZENS OF HIT RECORDS
LIKE OOH THAT MAN AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT CHRISTMAS
SHE'S BACK IN THE NEWS BECAUSE SHE HIT A TRAIN WITH HER CAR
PLEASE WELCOME, COOKIE LA FLUTE. COOKIE, WE ARE SO GLAD TO HAVE
YOU. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, AUDIENCE
>> YES >> WE LOVE YOU, COOKIE
>> GO, COOKIE. >> THANK YOU
IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, WHERE AM I?
WHO ARE YOU? THE PLEASURE'S ALL YOURS
>> WONDERFUL AS YOU KNOW, THIS WEEK IS FINGER
WEEK ON OUR SHOW AND TODAY WE'RE GOING TO MAKE
SOME FINGER FOOD SOUND GOOD, COOKIE
>> I'M STARVING, LET'S GET TO IT
>> JOINING US TODAY IS A CELEBRITY CHEF IF YOU'RE FROM
LONDON WHO'S GOING TO TEACH US HOW TO MAKE AMERICAN APPETIZERS.
>> I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY, TODAY IT'S ALL ABOUT HORS D'OEVRES
>> THAT IS FRENCH. >> YES, FOR HORSE DOVE
>> THAT'S RIGHT. >> I HAVE TONS OF THEM IN MY NEW
COOKBOOK, THE HUNGRY DIVORCEE. JUST BECAUSE YOUR MARRIAGE IS
OVER DOESN'T MEAN YOUR HUNGER IS TOO.
WE'RE STARTING OFF WITH ONE OF MY FAVORITES
IT'S DELICIOUS LITTLE QUICHES. >> THEY'RE SO CUTE
THANK YOU. >> I'M GOING TO EAT THIS IN ONE
BITE >> DON'T EAT THE FOIL.
>> WHAT? >> I MEAN, THE ALUMINUM FOIL ON
THE BOTTOM YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT THAT
>> I DON'T WANT TO EAT THE FOIL. >> DON'T EAT THE FOIL?
WHO IS THIS MAN? >> THE NEXT THING I WANT TO TALK
ABOUT IS GUACAMOLE >> WHO IS THIS MAN
DON'T EAT THE FOIL DO YOU SEE THIS MAN?
>> YEAH, WE SEE HIM, COOKIE. >> I'M SORRY ABOUT THE FOIL, I
FEEL LIKE WE GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT
I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SCRATCH YOUR MOUTH, YOU NEED IT FOR
SINGING. >> I DON'T EAT FOIL.
I DON'T EAT FOIL >> CHEF CLYDE, HOW ABOUT WE
SLIDE ON DOWN TO THE NEXT FOOD >> COOKIE, I THINK YOU'LL LOVE
MY PIGS IN A BLANKET >> YOU ALL KNOW I LOVE PIGS AND
I LOVE ME SOME BLANKETS. >> OKAY.
SO THESE ARE SO EASY TO THROW TOGETHER
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M NOT OVER THE FOIL THING.
>> COOKIE, IF YOU LIKE MUSTARD --
>> DON'T EAT THE FOIL. DON'T EAT THE FOIL
LEGENDS DON'T EAT FOIL, BOO. WHO DO I LOOK LIKE
DO I LOOK LIKE BOBO THE CLOWN? >> NO, COOKIE, YOU LOOK HOT.
>> KILL HIM. >> OKAY, CHEF CLYDE, HOW ABOUT
ANOTHER FOOD >> GOOD IDEA
IF YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS AT ROOM TEMPERATURE, GOOD NEWS, WE HAVE
DEVILED EGGS >> COOKIE, LET'S TRY THEM.
>> SURE. BUT SIR, AREN'T YOU SCARED
>> SCARED OF WHAT? >> AREN'T YOU SCARED I'M GOING
TO EAT THE SPOON TELL ME NOT TO EAT THE SPOON, AS
IF I'M NOT A FAMOUS SINGER PISSING ME OFF
>> I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO EAT THE SPOON.
>> YOU AND ALL YOUR LITTLE FOODS.
I'VE BEEN FAMOUS FOR OVER 25 YEARS
I EAT BIG FOOD >> I'M SURE YOU EAT VERY BIG
FOOD >> DO YOU KNOW THAT ONCE A YEAR,
IN NOVEMBER, I COOK A BIG TURKEY AND I INVITE PEOPLE I LOVE TO
HAVE SOME. THAT'S HOW GOOD I CAN SING
>> AND THAT SOUNDS LIKE THANKSGIVING
>> OKAY, WELL, BEFORE MY TIME RUNS OUT --
>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT -- AIN'T NOBODY WANT YOUR FOIL, OKAY?
TINY MAN WITH TINY FOOD. WHO CAN'T EVEN SING.
GIVE YOUR GUESTS A STEAK YOU QUEER.
>> OH! >> I CAN SAY IT, MY HUSBAND IS
GAY. >> WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WRAP
THIS UP, AUDIENCE, DID WE LOSE YOU?
>> ABSOLUTELY NOT. >> WE LOVE THIS.
>> THE WHOLE TASTE OF THIS THING OUT OF MY MOUTH, ALL YOUR FOOD
LOOKS DISGUSTING >> OH, YOU --
>> DID YOU -- >> WHY YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE
THAT IT'S JUST GUM, YOU KNOW, IT'S
SHINY, TASTES LIKE COINS >> OKAY, WELL, THAT'S OUR SHOW
BYE-BYE.