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i wanna be
the very best like no fruit ever was
my skin makes for delicious zest and
i'll know
you just become
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oh you're my best
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for the last time i am not a grape but
your name is grape my name
is grape fruit grapes are fruit though
dear grape
and two i'm not and whoa
what are you i'm a pokemon ball whoa
is that a type of grape not even close
do you poke grapes
is that why they call you pokemon
i don't even have a finger to poke with
and my interaction with grapes is
basically nil
hey i like that word nail nail nail nail
nail nail nail nail now now now is he
always disappointed
oh
whoa well look at what we have hair
whoa check it out i absolutely could get
used to this
you look more like a grape than ever you
have six of them on your stomach
you know what if you're not gonna stop
calling me a grape i'll
make you stop calling me a great mission
apple i choose you
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a full-on kitchen battle don't you think
that's a tiny overreaction grape
i choose you come on i was in the middle
of reading
apple use your mini boom boom
cool can i get back to my book now hair
stop being such a bookworm
and use your bookworm
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fine
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so it's going to be like this is it
grandpa lemon
i choose you where where am i
you should sleep way that's what i do
best sleepwalk oh
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boy am i tuckered out
looks like i only have one option left
marshmallow i choose
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well orange looks like you won this
round yeah
you know what else is round i'm grape
[Laughter]
come on marshmallow let's catch some
more kitchen mine yeah
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i'm not gonna say it again my skin is a
shade of pale
yellow not baby yellow pale yellow and
baby yellow are the same color
baby stop calling me baby orange
maybe you're the baby ever think about
that if i'm a baby then you're just my
color
tell me orange could a baby throw a
barbell this heavy at you
maybe not but baby so guess we'll find
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too out baby ow
your barbell hit me in the head dude wow
looks like you have a splitting headache
pokemon ball
i feel like oh i'm oh no
not again
nice got my abs backs i missed you
little buddies
ah look at them they're like little baby
grapefruits
baby babies
the last time i am not a baby and
neither are my abs
i'll show you i have new more powerful
kitchenman in my arsenal since the last
time we battled
like boom like zoom i choose you
zoom what an extremely obvious choice
[Laughter]
well one obvious choice deserves another
i choose you
captain obvious i look different than i
normally do
zoom has just realized that zoom looks
different as well
this is extreme zoom spray it don't say
it bell
right away experience
you lose orange not so fast i can still
give you the slip
such a bananas i choose you i don't
particularly enjoy confrontation
dr bananas what's he gonna do blast us
with science
as a matter of fact yes dr bananas who's
your science blaster
well it's still in the development stage
but this this is so
boring this science stuff is the
opposite of extreme
you're finished baby not so fast i have
one more drink up my sleeve and it's
sure to squash you
i choose you squatch squash come
powerful we don't stand a chance he's
far more evolved than i
that's right there's no way you can run
no way you could hide
squash will find you wherever you go
we did it yeah baby
now let's go catch some more kitchen
mine yeah
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i wanna be the very
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is
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gotta catch them
i do too have a butt see i don't think
you do i'm not sure any of us do
actually well i can only speak for
myself but i definitely have a butt
don't make me prove it to you orange
well i think that's what it's gonna take
grapefruit
no ifs ants or butts about it
fine just remember you asked for this
this was not
my idea
i didn't know you were i'm blind i can't
see
watch out now you're about to fall off
counter
wow suddenly i feel so much more
animated bummer about pokeball but uh
honestly it's nice to have my hands back
at least you have abs since you never
had a butt
that's it we're settling this once and
for all
kitchenman style i agree we should put
all this behind us
orange i do too have a butt or i saw you
say
but now it's time for my two cents
copper lincoln
i choose you let's do this
ooh smooth moves but rude news for you
dudes i choose you new dude i'm not
wearing pants
and that's not accidental oh my eyes
y'all
what i've seen cannot be unseen it's
cause it's unclean
hey that's not fair using new dude
without a sensor bar
i couldn't agree more dude use your
sensible
this may not be suitable for children
due to graphic
violence
yes we're winning should we hug it out
no thank you please stay over there
this battle's getting spicy how about we
up the spice level a little bit more
i choose you what's up
what's up what's
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um are we still fighting or
wait no dude you too sorry it's just so
fun
and new dudes done probably not gonna
battle with him anytime soon
hey grapefruit
stop that right now you better cut that
out or my
next kitchen mine will cut it out for
you nice i
choose you it's nice to meet you
wow edgy pick grapefruit
knife i command you to make quick work
of those two chop chop
that's what i do best
real quick before you get to your point
we just have one question for you
yeah and what's that
right now i command you
stop it yes what crawled up his butt
couldn't tell ya he doesn't have one
oh laugh at me will you well you'll
regret that
i have a whole slew of super powerful
kitchen on
ready to release at a moment
all right where are
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i wanna we the very best like no fruit
ever was
my skin makes for delicious zest and
i'll annoy you just because
it's you and me together
gotta catch em all gotta catch
must i explain this to you for a
thousandth time i do not have a tiny
face
i have a normal sized face and a large
body that's a totally different deal bro
it's not is two it's not is two
it's two is not wait a second
uh oh grapefruit looks like you pulled
an about face
[Laughter]
don't be mad it was just a little tiny
one
all right that's it hey guys what's up
sorry pokemon ball this must be done but
i just got back from the hospital
please
wow
man do my abs look great maybe i should
consider staying animated all the time
congrats grapefruit your face is normal
sized in this animation style
hey it was normal size to begin with i'm
sorry i didn't mean to offend you
too tuned enough of this talking
why should i talk when i'm carrying a
big stick of c
and d i choose you who goes the dynamite
it's a kitchen mon battle you want does
it well who am i to refuse
orange juice's passion big surprise
there huh
what do you mean dude even i know you
have the hotspur and i've been here like
10 seconds
oh yeah well unfortunately for you she's
got the hots for you
throw him some heat passion
oh no fire my only weakness
wow talk about the throes of passion huh
forgive me for not laughing you just
took out tnt yeah
that must really blow no matter because
i'll strike gold with my next kitchen
mine
lambda leprechaun i choose you
you're let's run out orange you've got
the tiny ginger as one of your kitchen
mon huh i'm really
green with envy
well you'll be seeing red after you get
a taste of me saint petty's
best take clover
and now she'll leave in rainbow fashion
how about it orange you give up now not
a chance grapefruit
the fight is young very young baby
i do too wow this is
crazy i'm just a baby
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that's but a wee little baby come on
orange this is a kitchen mom battle
not daycare
laugh all you want we don't care at all
you'll be rattled once you get a load of
baby carrots rattle
i'm a baby wait
wait that's it you may have rocked the
kitchen a wee bit there but it was
apparently a sham
rock oh was it
huh
ah trap what i cannot believe i lost to
you
again seems to me you better face facts
orange i do not have a tiny face tiny
face got second place while orange duo
won the duel
we did it baby carrot he is
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delicious
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