My name is craig schwartz. I tried to explain that to her.
She's not my secretary.
She's what they call an executive liaison. Ah.
And I am not banging her, if that's what you're implying.
No, sir, not at all. I think I must have simply misspoke.
Ah. Well, now, tell me, dr. Schwartz,
What do you feel you can bring to lestercorp ?
Uh, well, sir, I'm an excellent filer.
Are you ? All right. Let's see about that.
Tell me, which of these two letters comes first ? This one or this one ?
The symbol on the left is not a letter, sir.
Damn, you're good. [ chuckles ]
I was trying to trick you. I see.
Well, then, put these in order.
Yes, sir.
Floris, get guinness on the phone. [ chuckles ]
[ floris ] yes, sir. Genghis khan capone. Fine.
Damn fine woman-- floris.
I don't know how she puts up with this speech impediment of mine.
You don't have a speech impediment, dr. Lester.
Flattery will get you everywhere, my boy.
I'm afraid I have to trust floris on that one.
You see, she's got her doctorate...
In speech impedimentology from case western.
I apologize if you can't understand a word I'm saying.
No, I understand perfectly.
Oh, it's very kind of you to lie.
You see, I've been very lonely...
In my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.
[ slaps knee ] you got the job.
Any questions ? Well, just one.
Why are these ceilings so low ?
Low overhead, my boy ! We pass the savings on to you.
But seriously, that'll all be covered in orientation.