- It's happening!
- [Father] What's happening?
- The ceremony!
(upbeat instrumental music)
(pirate music)
- Good mornin', land lovers.
Today we have something very special planned
don't we, Duncan?
You don't know, you don't know.
Let's let Mommy explain it.
- Preston and I have been planning a huge surprise
for the kids, and we just drove up to it
and they guessed the surprise before we got to tell them.
- Pirate's dinner adventure!
- I see a pirate's dinner show and I see a pirate!
- Basically we made plans with our friends, Weiss Life,
to go to a Pirate Dinner Adventure show in Anaheim.
We drove up and there were all these signs
and that totally busted me.
I told the kids this morning
to dress up as much like pirates as they could,
and let's check out these outfits.
- Yo ho, yo ho, the pirates life for me.
- [Mother] Nice, gold shoes, pirates gold,
This is Jacob the pirate.
- [Father] Is that your gold booty?
- [Mother] And Jacob, in what way
are you dressed like a pirate?
(laughter) - I don't know!
You're a dipirate.
- [Father] A dipirate?
- [Mother] Duncan was very successful, say "yar."
(laughter)
So we're here! It's time for some pirate adventures.
Arrr, that's good! Yeah!
(intense music)
- Oh, we're pirates now. You can't stop us.
- The Weiss Life have arrived!
- Yarrr!
(laughter)
- Hi!
- [Mother] Alright, ladies! Sister squad!
Bailey is surrounded by girls so it's very exciting for her
whenever we hang out with the Weiss Life
because they have five little girls!
(upbeat music)
- Yarrr, it's time to be pirates at the pirate show.
- I'm excited because the show is happening right here
and I don't want anybody to not watch it.
- We're pretty close to the show, huh.
So this pirate dinner show starts at 5 and they told me
that we have to be there at 3.
And I was like, "why do we have to be there at 3?"
and I asked her, "what's going on?"
and she said "because, you're paying for the appetizer
and those free appetizers come at 3 or 3:30
and when the run out, they run out.
You don't get more appetizers."
So everyone is here like beasts for the appetizers.
You found the appetizers! What is that?
- It's a sweet corn.
- What's a sweet corn? There's corn in there?
- Yeah.
- [Mother] You are an extremely cute pirate.
- Arrrr.
- [Mother] Nice!
The appetizers are floatin' around. Can I?
Oh, little cocktail weenie on some bread?
I just found the money appetizer.
I'm going to sit and hover for a little bit until they come.
There is fried cheese and it's not going to make it's way
over to us and now they've given me the stress
that the appetizers can go away and I want the fried cheese.
I'm like chasing the person down.
- Go chase them down, is that them?
- No its gone now. I have to stand until it fills up again.
- Oh, man.
- It's that guy.
- Thank you.
- [Man] You're welcome.
- [Mother] You got your corn! How is it?
Oh! Little corn balls? Is that for me?
Thank you!
- They have corn in it!
- [Mother] Bonus!
She really wants his face.
- Yeah I know.
- [Mother] You can hold hands! You can't hold his face.
(laughter)
- He might hold her face now!
- [Woman] Yeah but he's being gentle,
she's being aggressive.
(laughter)
- Clap?
- [Man] Can you clap?
- She's still trying to figure it out,
she can high five me.
Yeah! Low five!
- [Woman] Best friends!
- No crazy hands!
(laughter)
- [Woman] He's being so gentle
and she's so spastic right now.
Aww (laughter).
- [Man] Oooh, what do we have?
- [Woman] See, but that's a gentle hand. That's okay.
(laughter)
No thank you.
Yaaay!
- [Woman] Ready for the pirate show?
- [Man] Oh, wow those are fancy!
- Update, Christopher pirated me a cheese stick.
He got me two! That's true love.
Thank you, my pirate!
- True love!
- [Woman] I also found vegetables.
(pirate music)
- This is the scariest room ever.
- [Man] It's the scariest room ever?
Is it the chef serving the vegetables or something else?
- No, on the roof! Skeletons that are not real,
they look real!
- [Man] Is this the scariest room you've ever been in?
- No.
- [Man] No, you've been in scarier rooms?
- Yeah.
- Hello, welcome back!
On this episode of the Swanky Pirates,
we're going to be giving you a full tour
of the crazy pirate show and bar.
They have their own vegetable bar in the back!
The baby's seen it! She's been having too much grog, so
she's a little bit all over the place.
You'll have to excuse her.
Tonight the menu will consist of hot dogs, small ones,
on bread, that's cut.
There will also be meatballs, which will combine
multiple meats from multiple animals, also on cut bread.
Another choice will be sliced whole cuts, on sliced cheese.
And you guessed it, cut bread. Enjoy.
- Bailey, are you excited about the pirates?
- Yes.
- Me too.
Who's a pirate?
- Yarrr, yar!
- I am a pirate! It's true!
- What's a pirate's favorite letter?
- Arr.
- Arr, you think it would be, but it'd be the C (sea).
- Oh! (laughter)
(instrumental pirate music)
- It's happening!
- [Man] What's happening?
- The ceremony!
- Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!
When in the presence of royalty,
it is customary for everyone
to bow at the waist when she arrives.
I will teach you to properly do this now,
so everyone follow along with me.
Step one, you put your right arm in the air,
Step two, you shake it like you just don't care.
(laughter)
And, step three, you bow.
Arm up!
- [All] Arm up.
- [Pirate] Shake it!
- [All] Shake it!
- [Pirate] And Bow!
- [All] And bow.
- I trust our security is in order?
- It is, your highness.
Nothing can ruin this glorious day!
- [Woman] Let's watch as she's lifted to the stars!
Let's raise a cheer for her!
(cheers)
Everyone, let's raise one final cheer
for the beautiful pilot gypsy!
(chaotic noises)
- I could nab the princess, but I'm afraid
she's put her trust in the wrong man!
- Imposter!
- Which one do I call first?
(cheers)
- Red.
- Red, we are red! Yes.
- First up is the bravest, he's also the youngest one.
The blue pirate!
(boo's)
Nope, nope, nope.
That's one down and five to go. Who do we call next?
(cheering)
- Red! Red! Red!
- Next up is the meanest one on board, the Green pirate!
(Boo's)
Who do we call now?
- Red! Red! Red!
- Next up, oh you're going to like this one,
next up is the toughest pirate we got.
The orange pirate!
Who do we call now?
- Red!
- Next up is our most despicable pirate, aye.
It's Jack, the red pirate!
(cheers)
(intense pirate music)
- [Man] How cool is this?
- We just got in our seats,
and we are right up in front of the pirate ship.
(intense pirate music)
How cool is this?! We're eating basically in a pirate ship.
This is unreal, I've never done anything like this.
Very very cool, I highly recommend this experience so far.
Oh,and now there's a pirate right here.
- Hello!
- [Woman] Gemma, are you going to get that pirate?
- Argh!
- Argh
- Argh!
- What's your name?
- Parker.
- Parker?
Are you brave? Yeah?
Show me your muscles!
Oh yeah, you have big muscles!
(pirate music)
(undecipherable singing)
- Ahoy, Matey!
- Now one more group, I think, of sorts to mention
over in the red group, a very special welcome to our friends
from Ballinger Family!
(cheering)
(pirate singing)
(grunting)
(yelling)
(sword noises)
(singing)
- Scallywags!
(yelling)
- [Man] Go Parker!
- [Pirate] Come on, lads!
(cheering)
I want to hear you cheer for the children,
green, red, yellow! Raise Your voice!
(cheering)
- [Man] Good job, Parker!
(cheering)
- [Man] Yeah!!!
(screaming)
(singing)
(cheering)
- Jump roping just like real pirates!
Right?
(singing)
(sword noises)
(grunting)
(sword noises)
(yelling)
(pirate music)
(yelling)
- [Man] Ah! Loch ness monster!
(shotgun noise)
- [Man] Rise and cheer for the true heroes of the day,
your children!
- [Man] Yay, children!
(cheering)
(music and clapping)
(pirate music)
- We are at Colleen's house now.
We're going to spend the night here because tomorrow,
we have to get up early and go to the airport.
(singing) - We're going to New York!
- I am so excited about this;
all of the Ballingers in New York freaking City.
I mean we're missing my parents and Trent, but
this is going to be so fun.
- Yeah, I haven't even said we're all going to New York.
Rachel, Colleen, all of us, we're all going to New York
and we're so excited!
- Okay, look at these shoes!
- [Man] Whoa.
Sparkles for days.
- I need those!
(laughter)
- So we have blue sparkles, or gold pink sparkles.
- [Woman] The gold sparkles are so pretty.
- I know, isn't that nuts?
It doesn't really match this jacket,
but I don't really care.
- [Man] You guys had a big day, are you...
- I'm not too tired.
- [Dad] You're not too tired? Tell me about the show!
Did you like it?
- It was awesome!
- [Dad] It was awesome.
- There was a love story.
- [Dad] There was a love story,
and a plot twist at the end.
Parker was in the show.
- You were in it? How?
- Yeah.
Um, I was in a race.
- [Colleen] In a race? Did you win?
- Yeah!
- [Colleen] You won?
- Uh huh.
- [Dad] He got to go in a boat and around on the mote
in a boat, like in real water.
With a life vest on.
Are you tired? Did the pirates wear you out?
- Yeah, it sounds like he's snoring into my ear.
- [Dad] Are you tired?
- Baby sleepyhead?
- [Dad] Sleepy little guy. Okay, alright.
We gotta get these kids to bed.
We had such a good time, not only at the show,
but hanging out with our friends the Weiss Life,
go check them out.
I'll put a link in the description box to their channel.
They were vlogging when we were at the pirate thing, too,
so check that out.
And thanks for watchin'! We'll see ya next time!
Who did you find? Who did you find?
- My best friend.
- [Dad] Oh my goodness!
- This little baby is the cutest thing ever.