♪ Ask the Fallons, Ask the Fallons ♪
-We're back. -We're back. We have our masks.
But there's no people around us.
So if we see people, we'll put it on, but we don't.
But anyways, we have questions from fans of the show.
-Can you believe it's been a week since we did this last?
-No. Feels like we did it yesterday.
[ Both laugh ] -Especially...
-Didn't we do it yesterday?
-I think I might've done it yesterday.
-Okay. We have a lot about you.
Drew Barrymore. -Aww. Party.
-"How did you meet Drew Barrymore?"
-I met Drew Barrymore in Seattle, Washington,
at an amazing little bar called 13 Coins that is still there.
And she was 19.
I was working for Clarence Clemons at the time.
The big man. -Big man!
-In San Francisco.
And she was working on a movie that my brother was working on.
He was P.A.'ing for the --
Or, no, he was a producer's assistant.
And we met and really got along.
But then, you know, thought nothing of it.
I mean, all good, great, great.
Went home, and three weeks later my roommate, Kevin Mersky --
Hi, Kev -- said, "Hey, someone's making prank calls
on our answering machine."
Yes, we had an answering machine.
And, uh -- [ Laughs ] -'Course.
-"And they're pretending that they're Drew Barrymore,
and they're daring you to move to Los Angeles
and start a production company."
And I go, "Oh, I actually did meet Drew Barrymore."
And, uh, I packed up and went down to L.A.
-And there you go. -And there you have it.
-"What do you do when you need inspiration?"
-I need to kind of be alone.
I need to have my alone time. -You drive.
-I love to drive. -You drive, you drive.
-I love to do any kind of crafty --
anything with my fingers and hands.
And, um, -- Yeah.
I have to think, think it through,
and then I can go back into the world and give it up.
-I think I watch something I would never, ever watch
or read a magazine I never would read.
I love magazines. -Yeah, you do.
-Like, I would read "Outside" magazine
or "Outdoor," because I'm not outdoorsy.
Or I just, like, want to see --
I will never, ever see a crevasse.
[ Both laugh ]
As long as I live, I won't even ever,
ever tell you story about me and a crevasse.
-Remember when we went to Wyoming that summer
to the dude ranch? [ Laughs ]
-I became a man.
Yes, Wyoming is when I borrowed that dude's bolo tie.
Remember that? -[ Laughs ]
It was a giant antler of some sort, right?
-No, it was a sabretooth or something.
But I had your dad's Texas shirt,
and I had a bolo tie. -Yes.
-And I was wearing that and a cowboy hat.
I just wanted a full cowboy. -Boots.
-Boots and all. -Belt.
And then, I kept seeing this guy at the mess hall
who had crazy bolo ties. -Yes, he was amazing.
-Insane. And I was like, "Dude..."
-Yeah. -"...nice bolo."
And he's like, "Thanks." I go, "Can I borrow that
sabretooth one tomorrow night?"
He's like, "You want to borrow my tie?"
I was like, "Yes.
'Cause I have a shirt that's gonna rock with that.
And he was like, "Sure, I don't care."
I'm probably the first person to ever ask him
to borrow his clothes. On vacation who asks...
-A stranger. [ Both laugh ]
-Yeah. "You think, Jimmy?"
Yeah, I think I was the first stranger to ask
another stranger to borrow his clothes on vacation.
[ Both laugh ]
Anyways, we traded ties just for the day,
and I wore it with the Texas --
Oh, man, that was awesome. If I could find that picture...
Do you have it? -Oh, yeah, somewhere.
-You do? -Well, yeah, but where and now?
-I don't know where, yeah. Where's anything?
-Yes, I do.
-But anyways, yeah, that was fun.
But I like doing that to get inspiration.
Anything that's out of the ordinary,
something I normally wouldn't do.
-Mm-hmm. -And sometimes I just
trap myself in a room with a keyboard and silence.
-Yep. -Which just --
I just get so -- I just got to do something.
So I type my way out of it.
-And then I get a phone call like two hours later.
-"Honey, what do you think of this?"
-"Listen to this." [ Both laugh ]
-"Listen to this." -"Hey, I just thought of this."
-"Listen to this song." -Yeah, they're always great.
-Is that your impression of me? -No.
-Do you have an impression of me?
-Mm. [ Sighs ]
No. [ Laughs ]
I don't think so. I mean, maybe, but I'll save it.
-Don't do it. -[ Laughs ]
-What's the hardest we both have ever laughed?
Oh, so many times.
-God, we just get the giggles sometimes that are...
-Do you remember? -Just the best.
-Was it the wedding in France? -Oh, no.
-Wait. The one where it was like 2 1/2 hours long?
-No! -[ Laughs ]
-That was rough, man.
-They're not together anymore, so we're not jinxing anything.
-I was so hungry, and people just kept whispering
appetizers to each other in the church.
-Yeah, just through the -- -"Pigs in a blanket."
[ Both laugh ]
No, I was talking about the wedding where I woke up
in the morning, and I go... -[ Laughs ]
I woke you up, and I go, "Honey, honey, honey,"
you're like, "Yeah?" "Good morning or whatever."
I go, "Honey, one of us wet the bed."
-"One of us wet the bed!" -[ Laughs ]
-And I just laid there, I go...
-"Really? 'One of us?'" First of all --
[ Both laugh ]
-I didn't even move, because, A...
-Yeah, I know. But, B...
[ Both laugh ]
"B," she was like, "we went swimming last night, you idiot."
-We went swimming before... [ Both laugh ]
-That's enough for today, right? -That was funny.
I think that's good. We'll see you next week.
-Or maybe not. Maybe we'll take --
We don't know. We'll take a week off.
We love you guys.
Thanks for asking those questions.
And, yeah, we love you guys. Thank you.