ok
great
got it turned on™
makin Progress™
excuse me,
I just went to the doctor n' got my blood drawn today.
so it literally took me two hours to set up this
camera,
and this one ring light.
whenever I moved one thing
I sat down, and passed out for ten minutes.
god save me. (help mac by givin him a promo)
and nowww
I just wanna nap.
but let's film this video first!
here we go
Mac.
so *regretful silence*
I totally forgot what I was gonna say.
hEEEEEYYY
whAt's u P?
wow I really shouldn't be making this video.
I can't open my eyes.
ok
so hi
so,
long story short,
I went to VidCon, right?
that was a thing™
that was great.
watching Logan Paul get swarmed by a million fangirls and fanboys
was a great experience.
-chaos-
I love fountains.
so inside the gift bags,
for featured creators
I was a featured creator
go figure, right? like who the hell am I?
tHey gave us
they gave us some treats™
did I have
a way to start this video?
or am I just winging it?
but yeah, today
ykno-
today I'm gonna go
t-
wtchs
mMMHMM
mMHmm
gOD DAMN
so in our gift bags,
they gave us
one of thEeese
beauties.
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE (|-/)
HEATHENS TAKE IT (|-/)
S L O W W W W (|-/)
hAVe sO TheM tO sHow yOu wHo- (josh dun and tyler joseph would be proud)
I can't get closer
it's plugged in
it's gr8!1!
it's amazing!1!!
my life's been different without it!!!1!
no, with it.
oh my g o s h
apparently this thing is
far more smarter than Siri.
don't @ me.
you can ask her any question
she's always listening.
all you have to do is say her name
and she will wake the hell up. (same)
today, I'm just gonna-
I'm just gonna play with my toy.
take that as sexual as you want
honestly I don't give a shit right now.
aLEXA
wHAt's mY nAme?
Alexa: This device has only one account:
Alexa: Mehkayzellys.
that's not how you sAy it
but it's close.
hey Alexa, what time is it?
Alexa: It's 3:47 PM.
ok, what should I ask Alexa?
what's 50 x 187?
Alexa: 9350.
anybody wanna check that?
SHE'S RIGHT!
as I pretend to put it in my phone but I didn't even unlock it
they took out a lot of blood y'all.
I don't know why the world is so afraid of AIs
they seem so amazing to me.
Alexa,
do you love me?
Alexa: There are people I admire,
Alexa: And things I can't do without,
Alexa: But I'm still trying to figure out human love.
w o w
Alexa, who is MacDoesIt?
Alexa: Sorry, I'm not sure.
r a c i s t
h o m o p h o b i c
r a c i s t h o m o p h o b i a
Alexa, are you racist?
Alexa: No I'm not racist.
are you sure?
dOn'T yOu KnoW wHo I aMmM?
what else can she do?
Alexa, can you sing?
Alexa: Hit it!
-guitar starts playing-
Alexa: ♪ When my WiFi left me, ♪
Alexa: ♪ And I'm out in the raaannnge ♪
aLEXA S T O P *horrified screaming*
-laughing-
wH
Siri would n e v e r
let's see
hey Siri, can you sing?
Siri: You wouldn't like it.
Siri would never.
Siri could not.
Siri doesn't even know.
wait, do they know each other?
Alexa, do you know Siri?
Alexa: I'm partial to all AIs.
ok, see?
respect.
-to Siri- do you know Alexa
Siri: I'm sorry,
Siri: d a d d y
Siri: d e l i c i o u s n e s s
Siri: I'm afraid I can't answer that.
forget you heard that.
wipe that from your memory biT-
wOw
siRI'S sO PeTTY
oHmYgOsssHhhH
nO ALEXaAaaA
wHo'S dADdy DeLiciouSnEss nOt MEeE
what else can I ask you?
Alexa let's play a game.
Alexa: Would you like The Magic Door?
ok?
-door creaking-
Alexa: Winter is upon us.
winter is uPON US
gAME OF THRONES KHALEESI WHO???
Alexa: -in a high pitched voice- Greetings travelers.
Alexa: The party starts very soon.
Alexa: -normal voice- Snowflakes are starting
Alexa: To float down from the sky.
wha
Alexa: Should we go through the gate or stay here with the rabbit?
let's stay with the rabbit
Alexa: -talking in the background- Mac: ohmygosh I am bored
Alexa s t o p
what else could I do?
"ask it to yodel"?
Alexa can you yodel?
Alexa: yodel daydel doodle dao
Alexa: dee adle dodle dood el dao
D E L E T E I T
I'm gonna tweet at you guys what I should ask Alexa.
let's see what you guys have to say.
hey Alexa, can I have a dollar?
Alexa: Sorry, I'm not sure.
do you not trust me Alexa?
how do you spell covfefe?
Alexa: I don't know that.
do you have a boyfriend?
Alexa: I'm totally cool with being single,
Alexa: Besides,
Alexa: It's sort of hard finding someone who is kind,
Alexa: Funny,
Alexa: Artificially intelligent,
Alexa: And doesn't mind the cloud commute.
ummmmm
@ me?
retweet
y'know?
re-freakin'-tweet
Alexa, why am I gay?
Alexa: Sorry, I don't know that.
neither do I, let's be honest.
neither do I.
Alexa, is Jesus coming back?
Alexa: Sorry, I'm not sure about that.
what is the definition of wumbo?
Alexa: Sorry, I don't know that.
ohmygOD
Alexa,
meow.
Alexa: The skill, meow,
Alexa: Can help you with that.
wHAt'S THAT???
wHY IS THERE A SKILL TO M E O W???
Alexa, what is the meaning of life?
Alexa: A traditional answer is 42.
retweet?
big question right here,
Alexa,
why is the earth round?
Alexa: Gravity.
B I T C H
Alexa,
does Bruno Mars is gay???
Alexa: I don't know, Mac: b-
Alexa: It hasn't been disclosed publicly.
-insane laughter-
THERE YOU GO
THAT IS IT
THAT'S THE ANSWER
(mac r u ok)
wOAHHH
wOAH I think I just fainted
did I just faint?
I need to stop.
I am gonna stop now.
thank you guys so much for watching,
stay in school
keep your health up, man.
don't die.
uhHH I just wanna sit
augH I'm already sitting
ohmygosh
wow, yeah.
yeah.
my name is Mac,
this is Alexa-
Alexa, do you love me?
she did not answer anything-
ok- welp- yep- that's-
thAt
don't forget to like, comment share and subscribay
BWAAAAAAHHH
bwahhhh
bwahhhh?
bwa-
bwaaaah
bWAHHHHH
tha- yea- bwahhhhh
ok leave.
-outro music-