We did a game, I think, the last time you were on or --
We played a game called "Two Truths and a Lie."
-Right.
-To see if you could tell if I'm lying or not.
Like, right now you're looking into my eyes.
See? You're doing --
Yeah, you're already in my head already.
-You know that, right? Wow. -I do know that.
What I'm wondering is if you know it.
[ Chuckles ] -See? Already, yeah.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
This is fantastic. But I'm going to break this --
You're not even blink-- You're not even blinking.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, you're real good. Okay, all right.
Now I want to see if you can tell two truths and a lie
and see if I can tell which one is the lie.
-Okay, you're gonna try and psych me?
-Yep. I'm already in your head.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-Good luck with that, James.
-[ Laughs ] -Okay, I wrote 'em down.
And I'm going to give each one the same weight.
So I'm going to read three things, right?
-Yep. -One of these is a lie.
-Mm-hmm.
-And you're going to try and figure out which one.
-See, already you're doing -- It's like a magician.
-Now I'm going to read all three of them.
-I understand the rules! Yeah, it's okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of them's a lie.
We got that already. -No, you can't ask any questions
until I've read all three of them.
That's the rule, and I'll make 'em.
All right. -Pfft!
-Number one. Okay, number one. -Yeah.
I have a cow part in my shoulder.
Number two.
I was a roller-skating waiter at an A&W Root Beer stand.
-[ Laughs ]
-Number three. I have taken a bubble bath in Oprah's bathtub.
[ Audience ohhs ]
♪♪♪♪
-She would never!
Um... -So ask me anything you want.
-What'd they sell at A&W?
-Well, they sold root beer.
They sold all kinds of hamburgers.
They sold hot dogs, French fries.
-And you'd wheel yourself out there in short shorts
and go give it?
-You would go to the car. You would take their order
'cause we didn't have speaker boxes at the time.
You would skate it in there,
give it to the short-order cooks.
Then when it was ready, you'd skate it back out there,
put it on their window.
-Did Oprah know you took a bubble bath?
-Well, she has a two --
She has both floors of the Water Tower in Chicago.
And there's a guest apartment on one of the floors,
and it has everything there that you could possibly want --
a bathtub, shower, everything.
-Bathtub and shower in Oprah's? -Right.
-Why would you have a cow part in your shoulder?
-Well, it's a surgical procedure, and --
-Was it, like, a muscle thing, or what is it?
-It's a tendon.
They put it in if you hurt your shoulder,
like, rotator cuff or whatever.
They put it in there to speed recovery.
[ Laughter ]
-Wow...
I think I did it.
-Moo!
-[ Laughs ]
All right. I think I broke you. I don't know.
Tariq, do you think you understand?
Do you think you know which one's what?
-I do. I do. -You guys think you know?
You guys think you know which one's a lie?
[ Audience affirming ]
-I'm going to say...
[ Drum roll ]
[ Audience shouting ]
I'm going to say number one is a lie.
You do not have a cow part in your shoulder.
-I do have a cow part in my shoulder.
[ Foghorn ]
-What?!
-It was installed March, a year ago,
when I crashed a dirtbike in my own driveway.
I broke six ribs and blew up my shoulder.
-Oh. Man.
Are you going to tell me which one was the lie?
-Do you want to know?
-Yes. -What do you guys think?
[ Audience shouting ] Okay, what's --
-Did you take a bubble bath in Oprah's bathtub?
-I did -- -We'll be right back right --
No, I'm just kidding.
-I did not take a bath in Oprah's bathtub.
-Dr. Phil McGraw, everybody!
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