>>> IT'S TIME TO PLAY CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD, OSCAR NOMINEES.
HERE'S YOUR HOST, STEVE HARVEY. ♪♪♪
>> OKAY. OKAY.
NOW, WELCOME TO CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD, OSCAR NOMINEES.
I NEVER WON AN OSCAR. I DO GOT AN EGOT, AS IN HE GOT A
LOT OF BUTTONS ON THIS JACKET. ALL OUR CONTESTANTS TODAY IS UP
FOR OSCARS. WE GOT FILM VETERANS.
DETERRENT. VERSUS MOVIE NEWBIES.
WE WERE GONNA DO A TEAM OF ALL BLACK WOMAN NOMINEES, BUT
REGINA KING IS ON VACATION. OKAY.
ON THE VETERAN SIDE, HE'S NOMINATED FOR DIRECTOR OF
"BLACKKKLANSMAN," MR. SPIKE LEE. >> BROOKLYN IN THE HOUSE.
>> ALL RIGHT. YOU THINK YOU'RE GOIN WIN,
SPIKE? >> STEVE, I BOUGHT SEASON
TICKETS TO THE NEW YORK KNICKS EVERY YEAR FOR THE PAST
25 YEARS. YOU THINK I LIKE WINNING?
>> MAN, YOU FUN -- YOU LIKE A LITTLE BLACK LEPRECHAUN.
ALL RIGHT. NEXT FROM "THE WIFE" IS
GLENN CLOSE. >> DON'T YOU TOUCH ME.
YOU COME HERE WEEK AFTER WEEK WITH YOUR -- YOUR LIES AND CHEAP
SUITS. PITTING FAMILY AGAINST FAMILY.
WELL, GUESS WHAT, STEVE. I'M TIRED OF FEUDING.
I'M TIRED. I'M KIDDING.
I'M VERY WELL. THANK YOU.
>> THAT WAS WEIRD. I THINK YOU TRYING TO GET AN
OSCAR FOR BEST PERFORMANCE ON A GAME SHOW.
ALL RIGHT. NEXT, HE IS NOMINATED FOR "A
STAR IS BORN." MR. SAM ELLIOTT.
>> HEY. VERY NICE TO BE HERE, STEVE.
>> WELL, WHAT YOU GOIN DO IF YOU WIN THAT OSCAR, SAM?
>> WELL, I'LL PROBABLY SELL IT AND GET MY NECKS FIX.
DAMN THING WON'T STAND UP RIGHT. >> YOU HAVE TWO FROM THE MOVIE.
THE FAVOR YOU LIKE AND SOMEONE NAMED OLIVIA COLEMAN.
>> HI, ACTUALLY "THE FAVOURITE." IT'S BRITISH.
I'M OLIVIA. A VERY CELEBRATED --- ACTRESS.
SO, SAVE THE QUEEN. I'M SORRY.
I'M A BIT PISSED AT THE MOMENT. I'VE BEEN CELEBRATING MY TWO
GOLDEN GLOBES. NONE OF YOU KNOW WHO THE HELL I
AM. I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT.
--- >> OH, MAN. YOU ARE CHEEKY LITTLE CRUMPET.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO TO THE NEWBY SIDE.
ALL RIGHT. SHE'S A SINGER NOMINATED FOR
BEST ACTRESS AND SHE WAS NAMED BY A BABY.
IT'S LADY GAGA. >> THANK YOU.
IT IS SUCH AN HONOR TO BE ON THE FEUD.
IF 99 PEOPLE ARE SURVEYED, YOU JUST NEED ONE PERSON TO BELIEVE
IN YOU TO WIN THE GAME. >> I DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW IT
WORKS. >> IF IT WORKS -- IT WORKS IF
YOU DREAM IT. ♪ OH, NO ♪
>> ISN'T SHE GREAT? >> BRADLEY COOPER.
WHAT YOU DOING ON THE NEWBY SIDE?
>> I HAVE TO BE WITH GAGA. >> YEAH, IT'S A RULE.
>> I SAW THIS WOMAN AT THE SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW AND I
HAD THIS WILD IDEA. I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE SHE
COULD PLAY A SINGER. >> OOH.
YOU THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX. ALL RIGHT.
NEXT, HE'S NOMINATED FOR "BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY."
MR. RAMI MALEK. CONGRATULATIONS, RAMI.
>> THANKS. I'M SO SURPRISED.
>> YEAH, YOU LOOK SURPRISED, PLAYER.
YOUR EYEBALLS LOOK LIKE THEY 'BOUT TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT.
ALL RIGHT, THEN FINALLY, HE'S NOMINATED FOR THE "GREEN BOOK."
IT'S MAHERSHALA ALI. >> WONDERFUL TO BE HERE.
>> WELL, HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT A QUESTION ABOUT THE LAST
SCENE IN YOUR MOVIE WHERE THE WHITE GUY TEACHES THE BLACK GUY
HOW TO EAT FRIED CHICKEN. >> THAT WASN'T THE LAST SCENE,
STEVE. >> IT WAS FOR ME.
LET'S GET TWO PLAYERS UP HERE. LET'S GO.
♪♪♪ >> SPIKE, I ADORE YOUR FILMS.
I'D LOVE TO BE IN ONE SOMETIME. >> THAT'S GREAT.
NO. OKAY.
100 PEOPLE SURVEYED. TOP SIX ANSWERS ON THE BOARD.
EVERYBODY GOTTA LOOK THEIR BEST FOR THE OSCARS.
NAME SOMETHING YOU DO WHEN YOU WANT TO LOOK SEXY.
[ BEEPING ] GAGA.
>> I FEEL SEXY WHEN I'M ON STAGE AND I MAKE THE FACE OF A LION
THAT'S ABOUT TO POUNCE. LIKE THIS.
>> HMM. OKAY.
SHOW ME STROKE FACE. [ BUZZER ]
OH, I'M SORRY. NOT UP THERE.
SPIKE, YOU GOTTA ANSWER. >> IF I WANT TO DO SEXY, I PUT
ON A ROMANTIC MOVIE. >> OH, THAT'S NICE.
LIKE WHAT? >> "ROOTS."
>> OKAY. SHOW ME GETTING FREAKY TO THE
WRONG STUFF. [ RINGING ]
HEY, NUMBER THREE. ALL RIGHT.
Y'ALL GOT THE BOARD. OKAY, GLEN CLOSE, SOMETHING YOU
DO WHEN YOU WANT TO FEEL SEXY. >> DON'T TOUCH ME.
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S SEXY? A WOMAN IN HER PRIME.
A WOMAN WHO HAS STORIES WRITTEN IN THE LINES OF HER FACE.
YOU LOOK RIGHT PASSED ME. DON'T YOU?
WELL, ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA LOOK UP AND I WILL BE LONG GONE.
I'M JUST KIDDING. LINK LINK
LINGERIE, MAYBE? I DON'T KNOW.
>> OKAY. SHOW ME QUEUEING UP THE SCENERY.
[ BUZZER ] OH, IT'S NOT THERE.
I'M SORRY. SAM ELLIOTT, SOMETHING YOU DO TO
FEEL SEXY. COME ON.
>> WELL, I CAN'T REALLY SAY. MAYBE I'LL PUT ON A CLEAN BARN
JACKET AND COMB MY MUSTACHE. >> YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT I WOULD BE INTRIGUED BY A WHITE MAN MUSTACHE, BUT THAT
THING IS A SPECIMEN. I'LL ADMIT IT.
I HAVE MUSTACHE ENVY. SHOW ME BRINGING THE WHITE HEAT.
[ BUZZER ] OH, IT'S NOT UP THERE.
ALL RIGHT. THAT'S TWO STRIKES.
LET'S BE A LITTLE CAREFUL. ONE MORE, THE OTHER TEAM GET'S A
CHANCE TO STEAL. ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO OLIVIA. SOMETHING THAT YOU DO TO FEEL
SEXY. >> WHAT?
I AM ENGLISH. WHAT'S SEXY TO US IS A CUP OF
TEA, FLIRTY, BUT POLITE ANSWER AND A COUPLE OF FINGERS IN THE
BUM. I'M SORRY.
I'M A BIT PISSED. >> OKAY.
SHOW ME MARY POPPINS STOPPING THAT NONSENSE.
[ BUZZER ] OH.
>> BE REAL. >> BE BRADLEY COOPER?
>> ALL RIGHT, GAGA. YOU'RE THE TEAM LEADER.
WHAT DO YOU DO TO FEEL SEXY? >> YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD, STEVE.
I DIDN'T TRULY FEEL SEXY UNTIL I STARTED MAKING MUSIC, THEN
SUDDENLY, I WAS SELLING RECORDS AND DATING ALL THE TIME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
>> I THINK I DO. SHOW ME SHE GOT RICH.
[ RINGING ] NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
ALL RIGHT. YEAH, TURN ME INTO A SEX SYMBOL,
TOO. LET'S TAKE A BREAK.
I GOTTA FIND ME SOME EXTRA SECURITY BECAUSE I THINK
MONIQUE'S WAITING FOR ME IN THE PARKING LOT.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ♪♪♪