- Hello, I'm Nikesh Patel
and I play Kash in Four Weddings and a Funeral.
- Hello, hello, I'm Brandon Mychal Smith
and I play Craig.
- Hi, I'm Rebecca Rittenhouse
and I play Ainsley Howard.
And we're gonna play a game of Sink or Ship.
(mellow pop music)
Ross and Rachel.
Obviously ship.
Obviously ship. - Ship, ship.
Why are we shipping?
- Because it's a classic.
You can't not ship Ross and Rachel.
I feel betrayed by you already.
- You've got no time for like,
Rachel and Joey shippers?
- It made me uncomfortable, to be honest.
It wasn't right.
- Nancy and Johnathan from Stranger Things.
It was originally Nancy and Steve?
- Steve, Steve. - Yeah.
- I'm gonna go ahead and say ship.
(dinging) - Yeah, ship.
- Joey and Pacey. - Joey and Pacey
from Dawson's Creek.
I'm probably gonna sink that.
- I think I'm gonna sink it too.
- All right. - Uncle Phil and Aunt Viv
from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
- Couldn't ship fast enough. - That's a no-brainer ship!
- Yeah, you can't click that fast enough.
- I think I double shipped.
- Ryan and Marissa from the O.C.!
This is everything to me. - Oh, that's a ship.
That's a big ship.
- That is a big ship.
- By shipping this, am I saying that
I ship them more than Summer and Seth?
- No, that's just a different ship.
- It's just a different ship.
Cersei and Jaime Lannister from Game of Thrones.
- That's dark! - Yeah, sink!
Should've been with Brienne. - Weird.
- I'm not sure actually.
- Nah, they're brother and sister, come on now.
- [Brandon] Yeah.
- I'm gonna ship it!
- Okay fine, that's weird! - What?
Oh! (laughing)
- Jackie and Kelso from That '70s Show.
I mean just they're a real life couple, like,
you can't not ship that. - Oh they really date, right?
- Yeah, they're married. - Oh, they're married.
- Not brother and sister, ship.
- I have Archie and Veronica from Riverdale.
I have never seen Riverdale.
- Really? - They look very
nice together,
and very pretty. - They do.
I mean, just go with the superficial.
They look like a good couple.
- They look like a good couple,
but so, Archie also has a relationship with.
What's her name, Betty?
Betty. - Yeah, Betty, the blonde.
- You're nailing it.
- So what are we doing, crew?
- I'm doing sink
'cause I'm feeling mean. - I'm sinking it.
- Oh, Cory and Topanga! - Cory and Topanga, come on.
♪ Boy meets world ♪
- Just making noise
'cause we love them so much. ♪ When this boy meets world ♪
- Oh, Lawrence and Issa.
That's my boy, Lawrence!
I gotta ship that. - What do you think
about that? - It's my boy.
- Okay, I'll support you in that.
- It's adorable. - Ship.
This one makes me sad. - Willow and Tara from
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. - Tragic.
- What are we doing, guys?
- This is ship. - Ship, 100% ship.
- I'm sorry, I just wanted to take a moment there.
- Oh my God, the ultimate ship!
- The ultimate ship. - Carrie and Mr. Big,
come on. - Oh, my goodness!
- You're shipping that, right? - Yes, of course!
- Cookie and Lucious Lyon from Empire.
I mean, look at those two, ship.
- I mean, I feel like they're a power couple.
And I like that. - I'm just gonna say sink
because Lee Daniels didn't give me that role.
So, Lee. - I'm gonna ship it.
- Come on, Lee. - I'm sorry about that.
- Toni and Cheryl from Riverdale, that's great.
Ship. - Ship.
- Yeah, okay. - Just like the look of them.
- Mindy and Danny, obviously. - Oh, Mindy!
- Hi, Mindy! - Mindy!
- Ship, right? - Yeah, I mean, obviously.
- Mindy!
- Zack and Kelly
from Saved by the Bell. - Oh, Zack and Kelly.
These are good!
Ship. - Ship.
- For sure, ship. - Yeah.
Come on, Laura and Urkel.
- This is controversial.
- Yeah, this is definitely controversial.
- Because she was not showing him love
and then when he got all cool?
- Yeah. - She was shallow.
- She's shallow, sink her.
She's going down. - He deserves better.
Oh gosh, Spencer and Heidi from
The Hills. - I'm gonna sink this.
- I have a lot of complicated feelings
about this. - Because they have a new
TV One commercial that really annoys me.
- Are they still together?
- Yes. - They're still together?
- They're actually pretty cute.
- I admire that, but what's the psychology
that's happening in that relationship?
- [Together] Oh, Ryan and Kelly from The Office.
- Big ship. - No, this is a big ship.
(dinging)
Also since they're BFF in real life, I mean come on.
- Oh, Missandei.
- And Grey Worm, Game of Thrones.
- And Gray Worm
from Game of Thrones. - Can you guys not spoil
this for me though?
I mean, obviously I know kinda what happens,
but I just have a lot of
binge-watching to do? - Okay, well
there's just a lot of feelings invoked by this picture.
- Why?
- But you want no spoilers?
- It's not a happy ending,
but like, did he sacrifice himself for her?
Was he just standing
on the sidelines? - No, he was powerless.
He was powerless to stop it. - He was powerless?
Ugh. - Yeah, right?
- Why, did he seem
- They deserved better. - genuinely heartbroken?
- Oh, yeah. - So we should ship this?
- Oh, totally, hard ship. - Oh, we're gonna ship this?
- Oh, you're not gonna ship this?
- I was gonna sink.
- Why? - Why?
- Because he should've saved her life.
- No, that's wrong.
Guys, they deserve a happy ending.
Ship! - I'll ship it, I'll ship.
- Okay, fine. - I've been forced to ship.
- Was that it?
- Oh! - We want more.
- Which male celebrity is right for you?
(laughing)
Zack.
Shoutout my boy Zach. - Definitely Harry.
No, Harry.