- I put french fries to my lip.
- But which dip is best to dip.
- Let's talk about that.
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- Good Mythical Morning!
- We have named the definitive burger sauce,
Yeah we did!
- and the definitive chicken sauce.
Yeah we did!
- And today we're going to name the definitive
- [Rhett and Link] Fry dipping sauce!
- That's right, we are neck deep in dip and we're not
getting out until we come out the drain.
We got to go down, we got to go down deep into the dip
to come out the other side.
- That's right. This tournament will find
the one sauce to rule them all.
Which fast food sauces are
flavorable french fries friends
and which are fetted foul foes?
There's only one way to find out the fast food
french fries perfect palate partner.
It's time for fast food saucedown- fry sauces.
- Yeah, that's good. Cool shirt, I like that.
- Thanks.
Fries, they're slender
and they just, you know,
you want to put them down and you want to pull them up.
It's kind of like making a candle, and them you just eat it.
- Right
- But what's the best thing to make a fry candle with?
- Well that's what we're going to figure out,
thank you for voting, over 33,000 of you voted
to help up narrow down to the sauces
that we're going to try today, which are:
- [Link] Taco Bell's nacho cheese sauce
- [Rhett] Wendy's creamy sriracha
- [Link] In-N-Out Spread
- [Rhett] Wing Stop ranch
- [Link] McDonald's honey mustard
- [Rhett] Wendy's buttermilk ranch
- [Link] Chick-Fil-A's Polynesian sauce
- [Rhett] And Burger King Zesty sauce
- Which fry sauce will take the crown, let's dip down
to see
us not frown.
- Right
- Okay, first up we have the shocking number one
fries dipping sauce, Taco Bell's nacho cheese sauce
vs Wendy's Creamy Sriracha in the #8 seat
- We got these generic fries,
so that's not part of the equation.
- From Ihop
- But, yeah. But the Taco Bell fries are, what they call
nacho fries.
- That just tastes like nacho cheese sauce, which is good.
That's like nacho cheese you get at Dodger's game.
- Mhmm.
- You know what I'm saying, same profile.
- Yup, thing's pretty good. I never would have thought
to vote for it if I were you. But, I can't blame you
for doing now that I've tasted it.
Cream Sriracha sauce.
Whooh, really got a kick to it.
- I mean that's good.
- [Link] I actually.
- This is cheese.
- Yeah this is a lot of sriracha.
- I would have never thought this would even be a contender.
But, if I was an alien who had just gotten out of my ship,
and I was offered a plate of these.
- Right.
- I mean first I'd be like IHOP, really?
And the second I would say is what is this sauce
and why is it so good, cause I have no point of reference
about why it would just be nacho cheese,
cause I'd be and alien.
- I'd love to make you move forward because
we need to start thinking of that cheese more when
we think of fries. Taco Bell, you're onto a good thing.
What are we calling this when we do the chuck today?
- The fry fly? The sauce brigade,
what are we calling it?
- The tater see-you-later.
- Thanks Chase, I'm going to throw it this way.
- You're going to do it today, in fact I'm not going to
throw it until you get it.
- Oh I got the other side.
- Oh, it's fine.
- Next up we got In-N-Out spread coming back for
the fry competition as well, and than Wing Stop ranch.
- I didn't feel great about the way the In-N-Out went out
of the burger sauce tournament.
- Well grab a fry and I'll dab you.
- Even though I wasn't voting for it
- Whoa, whoa.
- Now this is kind of a hack, you know the way
you would order the spread.
If you were to dip the fries in it typically you would
order fries animal style, they would have this
plus grilled onions
and melted cheese.
Those three things are a magical...
- Magical.
- Combination on a fry
- That's tasty. Very tasty, had it before.
Now Wing Stop ranch, let me tell you.
The Wing Stop fries, you can get them extra well-done
with extra seasoning.
- Uh huh.
- And then get the dipping sauce.
- Now they take their dipping sauce very seriously.
It's guarded with a lot of secrecy. On national ranch day
they but out a notice that clarified "their ranch
"does not have crack in it".
But it is a "scratch-made signature blend of buttermilk,
"garlic, onions, dills , chives.
- Dill.
- I'll tell you the dill with this stuff is, it is by far
the best ranch.
Like you go anywhere,
you go inside the hidden valley,
you go inside the unhidden valley,
you go through the totally obvious valley.
And this will be the best ranch that you will ever have.
- Dang, I'm really tuning into this man, you're--
- The fries were really good, thinking about
how great this could be.
- And I miss the grilled onions and the cheese with this,
so just have the isolated dipping sauce,
In-N-Out's got to go out. Tater see-you-later.
- There you go.
- Come on.
- Oh, oh here's another one. This one, you were so close.
- Little short.
- Josh and Nicole are back with their podcast where
they have the internet's biggest food debates.
It's called "A Hotdog is a Sandwich", you should listen
to it wherever you listen to you podcasts.
- McDonald's Honey Mustard vs Wendy's buttermilk ranch.
Two classic flavors,
to dip your golden stick in.
Honey
Mustard.
- Feels like a sentence, it must-ard.
Honey, is it hard? Cause it must.
- Honey mustard.
- I don't know man, just tastes like honey mustard to me
- There's something aromatic in it that you either love
or you don't. I don't think I love it.
- Then again.
Now we're back into just regular ranch.
And it's kind of like, I don't know. Like I want to second
story on my house. You know, I'm not old yet.
I ain't want to go up and down stairs.
- What,
you're designing a house?
- Ranch, ranch down the hall is all one story.
- That honey mustard grows on you though.
It's not a classic honey mustard taste, it's so weird.
And it says--
- It's got more -ard than must.
- Right there on it says contains egg.
- Egg?
- Right there it says it. "Contains egg".
- I don't like this at all, and I sort of think--
- This is blah
- I mean this
- This contains egg
- This has some unexpected qualities, but the ranch,
tater see you later.
- Yeah first, holding on to it now.
- Honey mustard, moved on.
- Number 2 seat is Polynesian sauce up against Burger Kings
originally intended for onion rings, Zesty sauce, in #7.
- Let me tell you a little about Polynesia.
- Okay.
- As you might know, the Hawaiian islands are a part of
Polynesia, I believe, and my grandparents
went to in Polynesia, Hawaii, for one time.
And when they came back,
we were looking through photo album.
- Yeah.
- And the pictures my grandad took.
- This about to get weird?
- And all of a sudden, it just got to topless women.
- Oh, it does get weird.
- And my grandma was the one showing us the album.
- Was she one of the women.
- No she wasn't. I was like "what's that?"
She's like "that's your pop".
That's your pop who wanted to take those pictures.
- Once you pop you can't stop.
- So every time I thought of Hawaii until I went there--
- Just taking pictures
- I pictured boobies. Boobyloobyloobies.
- Boobyloobyloobies. Yeah man,
welcome to the boobyloobyloobie train.
It's been going a little while
this zesty sauce is very horseradish-y.
- I kind of like that.
- But this is so sugary, I'm surprised this is number two
- You don't like it
- When I touch it, it looks like the whole thing moves away
like it's got a film over it.
Like it's so much, it's so sweet.
What I'm starting to realize, the chicken tender
dipping sauce is the best stuff for fries.
Cause this stuff here is just, yawn.
- So you don't care if I send boobyloobyloobies through
- Um, I think I would vote for that but also don't care.
- Okay, Polynesian sauce is going through.
- Oh!
- Oh, so close!
- Will it happen?
All right our first semi-final match-up, we got the
Taco Bell nacho cheese vs the Wing Stop ranch.
- Okay, I mean once you got all these sauce and stuff
you got cheese in it
- It's really good.
- It's a breath of fresh air.
- It's really good.
- Wing Stop, you seem to know a lot about them.
Did you know they have 1200 locations?
- 1200, exactly.
- And all the Wing Stop locations are decorated.
- With?
- Following a 1930s and 1940s pre-jet aviation theme.
- I fly right in there, fly right out with my ranch.
- You when the wings stop, when the jets start.
That's not true.
- This is easy for me, I love this. But for me,
Wing Stop ranch is a revelation.
- What about this.
- It's a whole new thing, it's a different kind of sauce.
- Cheesy ranch.
- Well, I don't believe in doing what you just did.
- I did and you should, but we can't so we won't.
- You agree with me ranch is a revelation?
- I do man, oh.
We got McDonald's Honey Mustard, number three seat,
vs Chick-Fil-A, Polynesian sauce the number 2 seat.
This just in people,
Polynesian sauce is basically BBQ
and sweet and sour sauce.
- Basically, I don't believe that.
- Sugar, corn syrup, vinegar, tomato paste, beet juice.
Basically BBQ and sweet and sour sauce. It's so thick.
I mean it looks like glue before it sets.
- I like it, it feels synthetic.
Sometimes you need something that feels synthetic.
It feels like a gummy bear that--
- Yeah.
- Got melted down and never could get back together again.
- I might take a dip or two but I can't
sustain a whole session eating this stuff.
- Are you going to swim in it, is that what you're saying?
Because I would.
- No.
- You think I could swim in it fast enough
to keep myself buoyant in Polynesian sauce?
- You could easily walk across the top of this
if it were a lake, it's that thick.
- I think I could run fast like a lizard.
- Now the thing about McDonald's honey mustard,
according to Thrillest
it was ranked as McDonald's best sauce.
- What?
- Yeah, and at first I didn't like it
and then you eat it more and you're like wow.
There's something special going on here.
It's different, its not your normal
run of the mill honey mustard.
That's clearly my vote.
- No.
- Okay.
- Take me back to Hawaii, break out the photo album,
show me the boobyloobyloobies.
- Take your top off. Chase, come on out.
All right so we're going to do a--
- I'm not taking my top off.
- We're going to draw straws. Longer straw wins.
- I got the little boy.
- I got the long-ie. Alright, so honey mustard moves on.
- You can at least make it, drawn that,
you'd at least make it.
- Toss.
- You're very consistent.
Our final match-up is
McDonald's Honey Mustard vs whoo.
Does it have crack in it, Wing Stop ranch.
- No, no we're liking this ranch more.
So I'm just going to trying a little devil up,
see if I learnt something.
- How do they get it to be so tangy but yet, so--
- Not bad.
- I mean it's just like there's nothing wrong with it.
Everything about it is perfect. Its a perfect sauce.
- If you're so in love with it why don't you marry it?
Or at least drink it. Drink it, just drink it
if you love it so much.
And profile non the less. Oh my goodness.
You need to chase that with a fry man, dang son.
- There's nothing nasty about what just happened
other than way I look right now.
- You're not really on your thing.
- It's not overwhelming, it's just so perfect.
- You want to drink this one too?
- No I might inject it.
- Yeah, this is not a good, shoot man.
This is no contest.
- I mean this is the best thing, if you got fries.
- This tater's got to see you later.
- If you got fries, you need to get this.
You need to get Wing Stop ranch.
You need to find the nearest Wing Stop.
Get all, take all the ranch. Dip until your heat's content.
- Honey Mustard, tater see you later.
- All right.
- Oh! - Yeah!
- Okay, it's good isn't it? It's good right? It's good.
Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell.
Hold on, we got, bring the--
- Oh yeah, congratulations ranch.
- Spit into that.
- I'm going to spit it right into there.
- There you go, that's the winner.
Unfortunately, it's now mixed with the honey mustard.
But I will contact the Olympic Committee
and make sure they know that ranch actually won.
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