LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST IS A BUSINESS
MOGUL WHO ONCE RAPPED ABOUT A "BOTTLE FULL OF BUB" AND IS NOW
RELEASING HIS OWN LINE OF CHAMPAGNE.
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE "LATE SHOW," CURTIS "50 CENT" JACKSON!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> MAN, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.
>> Stephen: NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW, WE HAD YOU ON ALMOST
EXACTLY A YEAR AGO ON THE SHOW.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THIS IS 50 CENT WEEK AT "LATE SHOW" EVERY YEAR.
WE'LL BOOK YOU FOR NEXT YEAR NOW.
I'M NOT ENTIRELY COMFORTABLE CALLING YOU 50 OR FITTY.
I CALL YOU HALF-DOLLAR JACKSON.
ANYBODY ELSE CALL YOU THAT?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: JUST ME.
GOOD.
WHOWHOW WERE YOUR HOLIDAYS?
>> IT WAS GOOD.
IT STARTING SLOW AROUND CHRISTMAS.
>> Stephen: YOU GOT NO PRESENTS?
>> I GOT ME PRESENTS.
>> Stephen: YOU TOOK CARE OF YOU?
WHAT DID YOU GET YOU?
>> I WENT CAR SHOPPING, LIKE, AT THE LAST MINUTE.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
WHAT DID YOU?
>> I GOT THE NEW FERRARI 488.
>> Stephen: I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A NEW FERRARI.
A GOOD ONE?
>> YES, I GOT THE LAMBORGHINI.
>> Stephen: SO YOU HAVE BOTH.
YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T RACE YOURSELF, RIGHT?
>> I KNOW, I KNOW.
>> Stephen: AND WHAT ELSE?
WHAT'S ITS NAME, THE ROLLS ROYCE.
>> Stephen: YEAH, I'VE HEARD OF THAT ONE.
>> Stephen: WHAT KIND OF ROLLS ROYCE DID YOU GET?
>> THE COLOR, THE NEW TRUCK, THE JEEP.
>> Stephen: THEY HAVE A ROLLS ROYCE JEEP?
>> SUV, YEAH.
>> Stephen: SO JUST THREE CARS, WI HUH?
THAT'S ALL YOU GOT YOURSELF FOR CHRISTMAS?
>> I GOT THE DAWN, THE CONVERTIBLE.
>> Stephen: YOU GOT TWO ROLLS ROYCES?
>> IT JUST LOOKED SO GOOD, I WANTED IT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: YOU GOT TWO ROLLS
ROYCES?
>> YEAH, I GOT THE CONVERTIBLE AND THE TRUCK.
SUMMERTIME, THE TRUCK AIN'T GONNA BE AS COOL AS IT IS NOW.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: DID YOU DO ONE OF
THOSE THINGS WHERE YOU ACTUALLY PARK THEM OUTOUT IN THE DRIVEWAY
WITH BIG BOWS ON IT, YOU WAKE UP AND ACT SURPRISED?
LIKE THE COMMERCIAL?
>> WHO DID THIS FOR ME?!
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: DID YOU GIVE TO
ANYBODY ELSE?
>> I GAVE AWAY A LOT OF PRESENTS PRIOR TO THAT, BUT I DIDN'T GIVE
CARS OR KNOTTING.
>> CARS ARE FOR YOU.
HOW MANY CARS DO YOU HAVE NOW, MAY I ASK?
>> I HAD THREE CARS BEFORE I WENT TO GET THOSE.
>> Stephen: YOU ONLY HAD THREE AND NOW YOU HAVE SIX.
>> NOW I'M GOING TO MOVE THEM.
A LITTLE BIT IN ATLANTA, A LITTLE BIT IN NEW YORK, A LITTLE
BIT IN L.A.
>> Stephen: DID YOU BUY YOURSELF NEW HOUSES TO PUT THE
CARS IN?
>> I DON'T WANT A BIG HOUSE NO MORE.
I EXPERIENCED THAT WITH THE TYSON MANSION, 55,000 SQUARE
FOOT.
>> Stephen: YOU BOUGHT MIKE TYSON'S MANSION?
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
>> YOU LOOK DOWN THE HALLWAY.
WHENEVER YOU LOOK DOWN THE HALLWAY IN YOUR HOUSE AND YOU
DON'T WANT TO GO DOWN THERE -- >> Stephen: BECAUSE IT'S SO
LONG?
>> YOU GO, I DON'T KNOW CARE WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE, I
DON'T WANT TO GO OVER THERE.
>> Stephen: IT'S LIKE "THE SHINING," LIKE HAUNTED HOUSE.
>> AND THINGS WOULD BREAK BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T USE IT.
>> Stephen: THE HOUSE IS SO BIG THINGS FELL APART BECAUSE
YOU DIDN'T USE THEM?
>> LIGHT WOULD FLICKER THEM.
( LAUGHTER ) LIKE A PARTY SPACE, AN EVENT
SPACE.
>> Stephen: DO YOU THROW GOOD PARTIES?
>> I'M THE BEST.
>> Stephen: I'M NOT FISHING HERE, I'M JUST SAYING I'VE NEVER
BEEN INVITED TO ONE OF YOUR -- ONE OF YOUR PARTIES, UH,
HALF-DOLLAR.
( LAUGHTER ) >> I DO SOMETHING IN MONACO.
>> Stephen: HE JUST DID SOMETHING IN MONACO.
MONACO, HUH?
>> THREW A LITTLE PARTY SOUTH OF FRANCE, I WAS DOING IT REAL BIG,
LIKE A DIFFERENT CLIMATE, DIFFERENT ENERGY, YOU KNOW.
PEOPLE, LIKE, CAME ON BOATS.
THEY REALLY WAS -- >> Stephen: DO YOU LIKE THE
SOUTH OF FRANCE?
I'VE NEVER BEEN.
>> IT'S REALLY COOL, MAN.
>> Stephen: WHAT MAKES IT -- PEOPLE SAY, OH, LET'S GO TO THE
SOUTH OF FRANCE, LIKE IT'S THE BEST PLACE.
>> NO, JUST -- >> Stephen: JUST RICH PEOPLE,
OKAY.
DO YOU LIKE HANGING OUT WITH RICH PEOPLE?
THEY CAN BE BORING SOMETIMES.
>> SOMETIMES YOU GET THE WRONG RICH PEOPLE
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: AND YOU WOULD KNOW
BETTER THAN I, HOW DO YOU TELL THE RIGHT RICH PEOPLE FROM THE
WRONG RICH PEOPLE?
>> WHEN THEY TALK TO YOU, YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT CIRCLE.
>> Stephen: OH, OKAY.
YOU'RE THINKING, WELL -- THEY'RE THINKING, WELL, WHO IS
THIS GUY?
>> Stephen: OH, THAT'S THE WRONG RICH PEOPLE.
>> THEY'RE SNOBBY.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'VE GOT MONEY.
I'VE GOT MONEY, TOO, FOLKS.
>> Stephen: WOW.
YOU GOT KIDS?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: HARD TO RAISE KIDS WHEN YOU ARE SUPER RICH AND
GOING TO THE SOUTH OF FRANCE AND EVERYTHING LIKE THAT?
>> WELL, EVERYTHING'S EASIER WHEN YOU'VE GOT MONEY.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THAT WAS A STUPID
QUESTION.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THAT WAS A STUPID QUESTION.
MONEY DOES NOT BUY HAPPINESS BUT IT DOES NOT DRIVE IT FROM YOUR
DOOR, NECESSARILY.
THAT'S TRUE, OKAY.
>> YOU HAVE AN IN-HOUSE NANNY.
>> Stephen: I'VE GOT TO GET ONE OF THOSE.
YOU KNOW, I UNDERSTAND -- I DON'T KNOW IF I HEARD THIS FROM
YOU LAST TIME OR JUST READ THIS, THAT YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HELEN
MIRREN.
>> YEAH, SHE'S SEXY.
>> Stephen: YEAH, SHE'S VERY SEXY.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW, AND I'M NOT BRAGGING HERE, I'M JUST
SPEAKING THE TRUTH.
DO YOU KNOW I HAVE MADE OUT WITH HILLEN MIRREN?
>> I SAW SHE KISSED YOU ON THE MOUTH.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
( LAUGHTER ) WAS THAT HARD FOR YOU TO WATCH
KNOWING YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HELEN MIRREN BUT I HAVE KISSED
HELEN MIRREN?
>> I WAS JUST WONDERING HOW YOUR WIFE FELT ABOUT THAT.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) ( PIANO RIFF )
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW.
LET'S FIND OUT.
JIMMY, SHOW IT AGAIN, LET'S SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE.
♪ ♪
( CHEERING ) >> YOU SEE THAT?
SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING.
>> Stephen: SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, BY THE WAY.
>> IT'S LIKE THE OLDER HOLLYWOOD THING.
IT'S THAT SUPER CONFIDENCE IN THERE IT MAKES THEM SO SEXY,
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
YEAH, WHEN I RAN INTO HER, IT'S THE SOUTH OF FRANCE IN MONACO.
>> Stephen: YOU RAN INTO HELEN MIRREN IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE?
>> YEAH, I SAW HER, BUT HER HUSBAND WAS THERE, HE WAS, LIKE,
THERE ON THE SIDE.
>> Stephen: SHE NEEDS TO TRADE UP?
>> YEAH, I'M FOCUSED, MAN.
I DON'T SEE NONE OF THAT STUFF, MAN.
>> Stephen: SHE NEEDS TO GET HERSELF A ROLLS ROYCE.
>> HEY, HEY...
>> Stephen: YOU TAUGHT ME HOW TO BEEF LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE.
WHO WAS I BEEFING WITH, BOBBY FLAY.
>> BUT YOU DIDN'T REALLY START THE BEEF BECAUSE YOU'RE NUMBER
ONE.
NUMBER ONE, YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR SOMEBODY TO COME OR YOU APPEAR
TO BE A BULLY.
THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL ME, A BULLY.
>> Stephen: YOU LET THEM BEEF AT YOU AND --
>> YOU LET THEM SAY SOMETHING AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE NUMBER
ONE, YOU GO, WHEN, WHEN I DIE?
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I'VE GOT TO WRITE
THIS STUFF DOWN.
YOU HAD A BEEF -- OR HAVE A BEEF WITH JA RULE?
>> THAT'S OLD SCHOOL.
>> Stephen: WAIT, I UNDERSTAND IN OCTOBER YOU DID SOMETHING TO
GET BACK AT JA RULE.
PLEASE TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT YOU DID?
>> I BOUGHT, LIKE, THE FIRST FOUR ROWS IN HIS CONCERT.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YOU BOUGHT THE
FIRST FOUR ROWS IN HIS CONCERT?
>> YEAH, THEY WAS, LIKE, ON GREW UPON FOR 15 DOES.
IT WASN'T NO BIG DEAL.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: SO YOU GO ON GROUPON.
WERE YOU JUST ON GROUPON OR JUST SEE IT OR HEAR IT WAS ON
GROUPON?
>> NO, THEY WAS SHOWING ME THE STUFF ON THERE, MY SISTER.
I SAID, YO, THEY PUT CONCERT TICKETS ON THERE?
I SAID, HOW MUCH ARE THE TICKETS?
FIFTEEN DOLLARS?
I SAID, OKAY, GIVE ME THE FIRST FOUR ROWS.
>> Stephen: HOW MANY SEATS IS THAT?
THAT HAS TO BE, LIKE, 200 SEATS.
>> IT WAS, LIKE, $3,000.
>> Stephen: SO THERE WERE NO ONE IN HIS FIRST FOUR ROWS OF
HIS CONCERTS?
>> THAT TESTS YOUR SHOWMANSHIP.
WHEN YOU COME AND NOBODY'S IN THE FRONT SEATS, YOU'VE STILL
GOT TO PERFORM LIKE EVERYBODY'S HERE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YOU DO NOT WANT TO
( BLEEP ) WITH YOU.
( LAUGHTER ) THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
MY GOD, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.