Hi guys and welcome to the Internet
Be prepared for a very special announcement
Because Rosie and I
Are going on tour!
Initially were were just going to do the UK
Then we thought, why not go bigger?
Why not go U.S.?
And then we thought why not go bigger, leave it into fan's hands
so they can vote as to where they wanna see us in the world
It could potentially be a world tour
It could be a world tour
but it's up to you
so we can the tour as amazing as possible
but you are the people who need to bring the tour to you
so what are you waiting for
use the link below
tell us where you wanna see us come to
we wanna see you in your hometown
whether that's Australia, the Phillipines, America
Anywhere, Tell us
Vote
I need to know where we're going
And I can't wait to touch you
I wanna squish your faces
Alright Rosie, calm down
No, I'm gonna do it. Squishy
You guys are always tweeting us
Saying, "Come to Brazil, come to the Philippines, come to wherever"
But the things is, instead of tweeting us, FaceBooking us, whatever us
Vote
Because your votes count
And more people that vote for your area and where you want us to tour
The more likely it is that it'll happen
And we want to go to Asia!
So! What can you expect from seeing Rose and Rosie live?
Well *laughs* a lot
It's gonna be amazing
It's like a full show and a meet and greet
We get to hang out, we get to have fun, we get to laugh
We get to, you know, do other things
We're making it so personalized to our audience
We're making it so Rose and Rosie and our audience, right?
It's gonna be the booby club
It's gonna be incredible
we can't wait
we put so much planning into this it's gonna be absolutely amazing
but we still need
your vote
It's not the election or the X-Factor
Yeah it is
What if they vote for some city or country
they want us to come to and I've never heard of it
then I'll be like learning stuff
what if we go to some country I didn't even know existed
so anywhere outside the UK?
yeah
Get us to Miami
Okay
I don't know if that counts as Latin America
Oh
I'm as bad at geography as you sometimes
Take us to Cuban Mexican
Oh Rosie, you're right
Take us to Cuban Mexican
Please take us there
The girls there are so hot
Rose, let's act out what it would be like
uhh for our boobies to meet you after the show
okay
I'll be, I'll be a subscriber
Okay
It's so amazing to meet you in person
I can't believe you're real
Sorry?
I've watched, I've been such a loyal subscriber
Oh, cool have you not, have you not got a life?
What do you think of my town?
Um, honestly?
Did you come from poverty
Hiii
Hi
Sorry I'm just really nervous I don't know what to say
Have you got a rash?
No, just sorry I just itch when I'm nervous
Mmkay that's nice, don't touch me
Did you want a photo
You can stand there
Did you want me to kiss your cheek
Yah
Yeah I'm not gonna do that
Oh
Could you kiss my hand
Nope
Um could we do like a, could we do the party dix?
No
Ok. I'll just the do the party dix next year
Can you just, if you can just
My girlfriend just broke up with me and
We both had tickets to come see your tour and then
Oh Um...
I'm sorry we just broke up after 11 years together
and she left me for a man
but it's so great to see you
can you say something to make me feel better
can you give me hope and love exists
you are a really ugly crier
You know, I'm not surprised she left
That's cause I'm happy about meeting you
But I'm so sad that she left
Umm
Okay did you enjoy the show?
Sorry if my tears fall on you
Keith
Sorry
Keith, Keith
Sorry can I just
That's better
So guys make sure you tell us where you want us to come
because it's up to you
we will only come if you vote
If you want this to be a world wide tour
for God's sake put your city, put your country
whatever you gotta do
click on the link below
make it happen
and we'll see you in 2017
Bye