Hey guy and welcome back to the channel. I have a mosquito bite on my forehead and that's pretty cool.
Well, everyone it finally happened after months of anticipation and build-up and uncertainty as to whether or not it actually would happen
I'm proud to say that I am finally
Making a video about Tik Tok and I'm married - oh, hold on. Actually, that's uh, that's the wrong picture
Yeah, there is.
I know it sounds super cliché, but it really was one of the best days of my life
and I'm so
grateful that so many my friends got to be there and I'm so lucky that I get to call Amanda my wife, and
for it to not be a lie because I was already calling her my wife. Which is why
probably a lot of you probably thought we were already married.
But we weren't, I just said wife cos fiancée is a stupid word...
But anyway, you don't want to hear about my wedding.
Why am I even talking about it? If you want to see pictures, you can go look on Instagram.
I'm crying in one of them like a big old baby, but we're not gonna be talking about my wedding today.
We're gonna be talking about some Tik Tok cringe.
Like this!
*oh god this music*
*edgelord protecc his e-girlfriend*
What even is this app?!
Up until recently, I felt like I didn't really have enough to say about
Tik Tok to warrant, like, a whole video, cuz you know everyone makes videos about Tik Tok now,
and I didn't want to just make it just to get views.
Instead I waited until no one cares about Tik Tok anymore...
...to not get views? Why did I do that?
But it's gotten to the point now that I've seen so much ~jUiCY~ content on there
just begging to be made fun of
that as a YouTube commentator, it would simply be irresponsible of me to ignore it.
So I'm not going to any longer.
Today, we're going to be talking about some of the weirdest shit I've seen on Tik Tok.
*cue intro...oh wait*
All my ladies out there, get ready cos this one's for you. You might have seen this one on Twitter:
it's from the ice cream man.
(Today's International Women's Day, so this ice cream is for all those beautiful ladies out there.)
I already like this guy. This was for International Women's Day and he's gonna celebrate by making ice cream...
...for the Internet. (;¬_¬)
(Ooh yeah.)
wOoOW he's got tricks!
Mmm ice cream...
(Ice cream makes you sexy, guuyys!)
"Ice cream makes you sexy guyyys--I mean giRLs--
This one's for all the ladies out there. It's International Women's Day after all."
(Yeahh!)
I'm so jealous of all the girls out there who get to eat this ice cream, cuz it looks so goood. >.<
I kind of wish he would, maybe, break eye contact for a second though and just like, look down.
I feel like he can see through my clothes, and I don't like that.
You know those paintings you see where, like, the eyes follow you everywhere you go?
I feel like if one of them came to life and was very horny, it would be him.
Stop... looking at me, I don't like this!
How is no one around him not...
bursting out laughing? Like, I love how nonchalant the girl behind him is. She's not even surprised
he's doing it, presumably because this is just how he is all the time.
Ice cream. (Yeahh!) If that dude is this horny while making ice cream at his job,
imagine, like, going on a date with him.
(Australian) You know, if it was up to me, every day would be International Women's Day.
(Drew) Okay. (Australian) I know it might sound crazy,
but I think women should be allowed to vote, too. (Drew) Women have been able to vote for like, a
hundred years. (Australian) Well then, it shouldn't change now. (Drew) It wasn't going to. (Australian) Waiter, where's our cream!
(Drew) We haven't even ordered anything yet! (Australian) Ice cream makes you sexy.
(Drew) Where did you get those spoons? (Australian) Out me bum.
I thought for sure that the ice cream man was the most desperate guy I've ever seen in my entire life.
But then, I found this other guy in Tik Tok named Drage Kamerman, and poor Drage over here,
I actually kind of feel bad for him.
He is just dying to get a kiss, and it seems like no one wants to give it to him.
I'm here with my good friend Cassie. She said that she's, um, been working on her arm, and strength, and stuff like that.
So, she said she can outthrow me with a football.
I said I could outthrow her, and if she can't outthrow me then I get a kiss on the lips,
so, that's pretty dope. You all remember your first kiss, right? That you earned by winning a skill competition? Classic kiss story.
Oh no, you lost. Okay, so Cassie surprised me one day when I (unintelligible)
Okay, if this video gets
15,000 likes, Cassie said she'll kiss me on the lips, in the next video, ok?
Oh, he's gonna get a second chance! If the video gets 15,000 likes, she'll kiss him on the mouth.
If it gets 15k.
This video has a hundred and fifty thousand likes, more than ten times what his goal was,
so I'm excited to go on his page now and see that kiss that he promised us. The video right after that
is... a hug. This one, he's just kind of sliding under her, so that's not really a kiss.
I'm right here. I'm watching your video. Here's an older one, though,
where it looks like he gets kissed by four girls.
I'm going to try to attempt to drink four water bottles in less than 20 seconds, or 30 seconds, or whenever I finish them.
But if I do it, I get a kiss from each girl.
Please, as long as I drink these four water bottles in 20 seconds, or 30 seconds, or however long it takes to drink them? Seems
like a bit of a loophole there,
but let's just see if he can drink all these water bottles cuz I don't think he can.
What the fuck! Agh, it's like coming out of his eyes!
Wait, what did I just watch? Well, that's great though,
he got four hot girls to kiss him on the cheek. And all he had to do was almost die.
I'm going to throw up.
But, he still hasn't gotten kissed on the lips, and that, to me, is the only kiss that really counts.
I'm gonna try one more video, if he doesn't kiss her in this one, I'm just gonna move on.
Let's break this down. So he gets to her door, they're about to smooch. Then he farts,
so she slaps him in the face, cuz that's what you do when someone farts. Storms inside her apartment. But, hold on,
that wasn't a fart.
It was actually: he owns the apartment directly next to hers, and he stores his one thousand whoopee cushions there, and
they all farted.
They- Wha- Did someone sit on one? They're in the other room. That does seem like the worst way to end a date,
good call Drage. "Drew!" This next one, I want to talk about doesn't get kissed, but she does get pretty pissed,
at people wearing glasses?
Here's (tap tap tap)
The motherf*cking (tap) tea
So I wear glasses, right, but the other day I saw my friend just recently starting to wear glasses. So I asked her are you near-sighted or farsighted?
But then the weirdest thing is she tells me, "Oh, I don't actually need glasses
I just feel like wearing them." And my first thought is, "Are you freaking kidding me?"
I need glasses to see I need glasses for eyesight. Drew:This video annoyed the hell out of me
But what annoys me even more is that it has seven hundred thousand likes. 700,000 people were like, ha, yes
Agree, fuck people who wear glasses and don't need them. And that's bullshit cuz classes are such a cool accessory
Oh
So now all of a sudden I have to "need glasses" in order to be able to wear them screw you dude
This looks awesome on me. And what just cuz it's not prescription, I can't do this? What are you the fashion police?
I don't think so cuz you don't even have a badge.
Glasses are not an accessory!
Why does it matter?
She says it's her friend. Girl: I saw my friend. Are you fricking kidding me? If she's your friend
You should be supportive of her style choices. Maybe she just likes the way she looks in them
You don't have to go on Tik Tok where you have 400,000 followers and make fun of your friend
Also, you're not even wearing your glasses. They're on your forehead. Girl: I need glasses to see.
So after going on this enormously viral rant that was inspired by her friend wearing a piece of plastic on her face
She follows it up with like a clarification video where she just says y'all I was joking
You can do whatever you want. Girl: Okay, we need to chat
I'm not hating on anybody who wears glasses or doesn't wear glasses you are allowed to do whatever you would like
Glasses are not an accessory. It was a joke
You don't get to just say something and then be like well I was kidding
But what's the joke then? If you don't need glasses, but you wanna wear glasses
fucking do it
It's not like you're like rolling around in a wheelchair that you don't need because you thought it looked cool
That would be kind of shitty. Are you freaking kidding me?
The last tik-toker I wanted to tik talk about is the Gott family
(Music): If you can find the cure, I'll, I'll fix you with my love
Shout-out to Jay Cyrus for this one if you guys don't follow him on Instagram
He's a super funny dude, but also he posts the most obscure strange tik toks on his Instagram stories
And I think he's worth following even just for that, but a few days ago
I saw him post a couple of the tik toks from this family and I had to go on their page and watch all of
them cuz they're incredible. These are really unlike anything else
I've seen on tic toc and at their core they're like supposed to be, like, these good messages, like almost like PSAs for tik-tok
The execution is always so bad that they just end up being hilarious. You'll see what I'm talking about in a second
This one is called, "What happened?"
Alright kids I'm off for work, I love you guys
I love you!
(okay)
Aww, he pretended to die.
Mum, is this dad's car?
*Incomprehensible* please pick up your phone, I'm worried!
Go get the keys!
But I didn't tell him I loved him!
I get the idea. I get that
it's like, you should always tell your loved ones that you love them cuz you never know when you'll see them again
That's a good message.
But the execution here
Then the shot of a firetruck, not an ambulance, a firetruck
But since this is fake he had to like stand there and wait for an ambulance or a fire truck or anything to drive by
That was probably just the first one that did so it's like, "Well, close enough
I'm not gonna stand here for hours waiting for an ambulance to drive by with their sirens on." Then at the end the kid's just
like, on his phone. Guys, could you keep it down? And again, I understand the message
I understand the PSA they were trying to make but it just seems like
How this came to be was the dad one day was like bah guys
I love you and they just sat there and ignored him and he's like oh
I'll show you kids
it's also kind of like that running gag in Arrested Development where the parents always teach the lessons to the kids by having some really
elaborate situation where someone like loses an arm and then they're like, "And that's why you always
recycle."
That's why, you don't yell.
But the kids end up mortified forever, he's the real-life version of that
Alright, the message of this one is not quite as good. Guy: I got the fishing poles and everything, alright? We ready to go?
I'm playing video games *incomprehensible*
What do you want for supper?
Oh great, you messed me up, I don't have time for supper!
It's time to go to bed.
Don't tell me no. All right, give me the game. I got it. I'll meet you there. 100 bucks sounds good to me,
I just don't know what else to do. You hear that, kids? If you play video games
Your dad's gonna sell your xbox. Again, these all just feel like things that actually happened in their life
And-and this is his way of teaching lessons to his kids. Also a hundred bucks? For an Xbox One?
I'll buy it. And now it's just getting ridiculous.
Hey, dad's gonna be home, you wanna prank him?
Yeah!
(screams)
Dad!
Don't prank your dad or he might die. Is that the lesson?
Don't prank your dad or he'll die. This is too specific
Once again, the caption is "What do you think happened to dad?"
they wanted to prank their dad and then he fell and got hurt
And that's why you never
prank your dad. Dude: People are saying what about me on Instagram? Dad: Oh, hey there son. How's your day go?
*incomprehensible* feeling it, okay?
What is he saying?
*incomprehensible* not feeling it okay
He's not feeling it, okay?
*something* feeling it, okay?
That's how, I'm feeling it, okay? I don't know what--I don't know what he says. Dad: What on earth was he mad about?
Oh my...
Son, I saw what was on that computer and it wasn't very nice. I wanted to know if you wanted to go drive this *incomprehensible*
Ah, the son was getting cyber-bullied and so his dad taught him how to drive.
Do you think he got bullied for, uh
not driving with his dad? And so his dad was like, "I'll show them who's not driving with their dad." That's what I think
(shouting and music)
(more shouting and music)
Hey *incomprehensible* Yeah, you---
This one can't possibly have a positive message cuz it's just him shoving his son over and over again
"We have to stop this."
Karl.
This is why your kids don't tell you they love you cuz you bully them. This video also proves
There is a Shinedown song for literally every situation. There's two in particular that I think are really funny back-to-back
There is this one where he
pretends that he got fired, and then his house gets foreclosed, and now his family's homeless, and that's the whole thing.
And then if you think of this one as the sequel to that then it makes even less sense
I took the job.
No, you can't!
I had to! Our family needs-- Lady: What about us?!
*indistinct chatter* I took the job. *shouting*
I had to!
*camera clicking*
I took the job.
Dad, no! My selfies!
'Cus I had to!!
Daddy no!!
Remember when we were homeless in the other one?
Nooo Daddy!
Excuse me, what is this? I thought you quit?!
Babe, I--ugh.
Hey dad--
It's not what it looks like, hey
You mean they're-- they're positive?
*little beep*
*long high-pitched beep*
(Drew thumps the table)
And that's why you don't smoke. I don't know man
I guess I would just take all this more seriously if he didn't also make tik toks like this.
(Music): I☝️just need some time 🕑
I'm trying💪to think straight 🧠
I just need ✊ a moment⬇️in my own space🌙😔
Ask me 🙋‍♂️how I'm doing I say okay.👌Yeah
Drew: My kids don't love me
That's why you always love your dad.
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I did take off my pants, but that's just because I wanted to.
I hope you guys enjoyed today's video,
Thank you so much for watching it. I'm back now,
I'm no longer getting married, because I already am married, and I don't have to do it again.
But now that I'm back I plan on uploading as consistently as possible
Whatever that means, I don't know. I'll try my best.
That's it, be sure to tune in next week, to see me tuning in next week, to see you guys turning in next week.
Bye.
Why should I have to "need glasses" just to be -- *mumbles*