-We're gonna try and see into our futures
with the help of our very own tarot card reader.
Say hello to Ms. Carissa.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you so much for being here.
You're gonna read tarot for us, is that correct?
-No, no. I am going to read "ta-rot."
It's legally a very important difference.
Now, "ta-rot" is something that I developed, my own technique,
far more accurate, and I can do all of you at one time.
-Oh. -Wow.
-I like the sound of that.
All right, then, let's do it.
-Okay.
Now, I like to start by looking into your past.
All right? So, we're going to go ahead.
-[ Clears throat ] You sound like my ex.
[ Clears throat ]
Okay, interesting. Very interesting.
-All right, let's start with this, all right?
Over here you can see "filled with pentacles," all right?
A lot of people ask, "What is a pentacle?"
-I was asking that right now.
-Yes. Yes. -Yeah.
-Now, you see, you can use the root.
"Penta" means five.
So it's five "cles."
That's the easiest way to remember.
-Five cles. -Five cles.
And you can see there's actually more than five cles on this one.
So it's -- it's very useful, buoyant.
This is a pretty -- a pretty unique one.
-Is it -- Is it like a zaddy?
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-It is funny that you mention that,
because these are children, you see.
And they need a zaddy. Now...
These children, you can see, they're youthful.
It makes me think of playing.
Did any of you play as a child?
[ Laughter ]
-Yes. Yes, I played. -Yes.
-I-I was accused of playing, yes.
-Yes.
-There we are. Self-explanatory.
All right. [ Applause ]
Thank you, thank you. Next.
-We did play.
-Now, you see, we'll show you all three cards
have the pentacles.
So, next, we go to this -- this beautiful man in a dress.
All right? A flower dress.
-That's a man? -That is an --
It is a man, yes, a man in a dress.
And you can see the stoic expression.
A bird has landed.
It tells us that this person is stoic.
This is a silent person.
This is like a monk.
Is anyone -- Has anyone been
in any kind of religious institution?
A monk? Does that mean anything?
-Were you a monk? -Rings a bell.
-Didn't you play a monk?
-No.
-You never played a monk? -No.
-You know what? This will come to you later.
You'll see the relevance.
-Okay. -Okay.
-All right. And then the last.
This one is the page of pentacles.
Now, the page of pentacles is interesting,
because you see the circle.
Now, what the circle represents is the alphabet.
Because the alphabet is a circle.
We know that.
You can see by the positioning of the hands
that -- that this boy --
this boy is pointing to certain letters on the alphabet.
And the letters are the letter "R" and the letter "B."
Does "R" and "B" mean anything?
"R" and "B." Does it mean --
-I mean --
-Does it have something to do with roast beef?
-Yeah, it could. It could if they're --
-Wait, did anyone work at Arby's?
-Arby's. -Arby's. Did you work at Arby's?
-One of my first jobs was at Arby's.
-That's what it is. That's what it is.
-I think we found an "R" and "B" connection.
-Yes, that's what the "R" and "B" is for.
-Yeah. I got fired in two weeks.
-Interesting. -You know what?
We're kind of running out of time here.
This is great. This is groundbreaking stuff.
What about if we just go to the future?
I really want to know about the future.
-Yes. -Yeah.
-All right.
-Ooh, I like that card.
Okay. Slow and steady.
[ Light laughter ]
-It's not good.
-No?
-Well. [ Sighs ]
There's no other way to say it.
You can see the people praying,
the king who's all alone,
and the mourners in the cold.
[ Audience oohs ]
What this tells me -- and I don't want to alarm you --
one of you will be murdered.
[ Audience oohs ]
Or you will murder someone.
Or you will start listening to a murder podcast.
One of the three.
And I don't want to alarm you, but I don't know which one.
-Oh.
I think we're out of time for today.