Well, I think we've just grown up a little bit. I mean we've got beards now. Harry's got a
bit of stubble going on there which is nice.
Yeah, but I choose to shave it, Liam. -Okay. He waxes.
Boys, pleasure you can not measure. -Wow!
You can have that by the way. -How delightful. -The first one's free.
Did you ever dream that you'd have four albums?
I don't think so. -I thought it was going to be a number thing. -I would have been content
with one. But having four all the better. The more the merrier I say.
The fans - we're very lucky they're so dedicated. They kind of keeping surprising us. -On the
album frontage.
I think we're very lucky that anyone's - that people still care.
I think the music's just naturally grown up with us and I think this album - you know
we've kind of actually gone back in time with it a little bit and tried to go for some more
old style kind of things. There's like a couple of tracks that are around the 80s kind of
vibe. Like Stockholm is quite an 80s kind of...
Can we see a bit of 80s dancing on the way then?
What do you class as 80s? -I ain't got any rollerskates.
What was in the 80s? What was brought out then?
The old disco fever. - Yeah, 80s is probably just more headbands. -Roller disco. -Now we're talking.
I mean your faces are everywhere! -Well, they're right there.
They're behind me. -We're on duct tape. -I was going to say, what is the strangest place
you've seen your face? Where's the strangest place?
Some duct tape. -I think like pants are always a bit strange. Even though you like know that
they're there but we're not going to mention those pants because they are unofficial merchandise.
-Unofficial. -Unofficial pants. Unofficially pant is what they are.
Be weird if you met someone or your mates had your little face on they're pants it? wouldn't
Oh, it's been done. -Has it? It's weird when it's your dad.
-Yeah. -Wow. -That never happened.
-Okay, we went there. This has suddenly gone - do you want to lie back on this chair and
we'll get someone to come and talk to you about that?
I saw a necklace that I loved and it said screw Bieber fever, I've got One Direction
infection.
We don't like to... -We don't need to go down the route of illness. -We don't like to endorse the aliment.
I hear you brother, that's a big word isn't it?
I've got no idea what the bloody hell he's going on about.
Tell me what there is about the book that I don't know about you already? Any little teasers?
There's naked pictures. -There's pictures of how we go to the toilet. Niall sits down
to wee.
What four things do you suck at?
Do we suck at doing? We suck at doing. -I'll give you an example...
Ice skating as actually one of mine. I think Harry - Mr Styles is good at this because
I think he had to fall over. -It's true.
I'm not good at ice skating. I can't do it. -I can ice skate.
I'm bad at skateboarding. -Same. -I'm back at speaking... -I can't whistle like this.
-Italian. -I can't do that.
-I'm bad at gymnastics and I'm -A bad, bad boy.
-Singing. Is probably my worst one.
Top four favourite fan signs at concerts?
Irish you were naked. -Good, yeah. I like the ones that come for like the people who
are with us like on the crew. That's fun. Like the abusive ones are sometimes the funniest
ones. It's like you guys sucks, I'm here for the drummer. Or you guys suck, I'm here for
the photographer.
I thought this was an ACDC concert. There was one the other that was some scissors,
massive scissors that someone had made and then like a snip in a sign that was saying
Harry cut your hair.
Why'd you have to bring that up though? -Because that wanted you to get a haircut but I think
you look marvelous. -Thanks. -it's revolutionary.