Wow, this is literally the city girl look I was dreaming of!
I can't believe you have all this.
When you thrift as much as I do, you pretty much have everything.
Surprise pirate attack!
[laughing]
[cackling]
[whimpering]
So, how's school going, Luna? Any drama?
What's new with the band?
Dude, we're trying to watch the movie.
Can we do this later?
Oh, right. Sorry.
Just trying to catch up. I'll go visit Luan.
Mind if I take a little popcorn for the road?
Thanks.
- Actually... - Dude!
Sorry, sorry. I'm usually not a milk chocolate girl,
but those just look so good.
Thank you.
Okay, we're just gonna do a really simple cut.
[screaming]
Glue it back on! Glue it back on!
[sobbing]
[gasps]
Huh, you look like someone familiar.
And guapo!
Mom, Carlota made me look like Abuelo!
I'll never forgive you for this.
I'm sorry.
I do my own hair every day, and I look fabulous,
so I just figured, why would this be any different?
Well, guess what? It
[grunting]
LJ, what's so heavy back there?
We got some dead weight at the end, Pops.
Ooh, got service!
Ugh, lost it.
Ooh, got service!
Ugh, lost it.
Hmm?
[camera shutter sound] Ah!
Carlota, can you close the door, mi cielo?
Carlota?
[meowing]
[screaming]
Carlota!
This is the best card tower ever!
An impenetrable fortress.
[gasping] Oh, knee-high boots!
[both] Wait, stop!
[sighing]
Carlota!
Carlota, did you change Carlito's diaper yet?
[farting]
[whimpering]
[Rosa] Carlota!
Nothing like Dairyland for some guaranteed fun.
Hmm, the signage for Fondue Falls
clearly states no more than three passengers
per cheese log.
Yeah, but today is about us being together,
and those signs are just a suggestion.
[screaming]
But first, you'll need the right angle.
Lalo, you can be our cameraman.
[barks]
Second, and most importantly, you need a gimmick,
something to help you stand out.
Hmm...
Hi, I'm Carl, the upside down toy unboxer!
Ow, watch it! I'm not a piñata.
[grunts]
[giggling]
Hey, guys, this is Flaming Hot Toy Reviews,
where I look at some hot toys and drink even hotter sauce.
[gulping]
[sighs] Refreshing.
[screaming]
I'm Carl! This toy makes me want to jump for joy!
It's pogo-tastic!
[grunts]
[squawking] Ooh, pogo stick!
Check me out!
[squawking] This is a blast!
[grunting]
Sergio, that's mine!
No, es mío!
Get your own!
Wait, this is perfect.
A boy and his bird fighting over the latest toys.
It's so crazy it just might work.
[grunting]
- Sergio, that's mine! - It's mine!
Get your own!
Fifty thousand hits in a couple of hours?
That's amazing!
Proud sister moment!
Oh! Way to go, sidekick!
You're the sidekick. I'm the star, baby!
I don't know what Bobby's thinking,
but I'm gonna tell him what he
I still don't get why I have to come along.
Because Ronnie Anne's your girlfriend!
She is not my girlfriend!
Lincoln, we are literally crossing a bridge.
Do you really want to get into an argument with me right now?!
[sighs] We could try Dizzy Carl.
Did someone say "Dizzy Carl"?
[clears throat]
Whoever catches him first wins.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Out of my way! - I got him!
[grunting]
Whoa! Ugh!
- [grunts] - Yes! I win!
[retching]
[groaning] No way, it's a tie!
I caught his dinner!
[gags]
Clyde, it's Lori.
I have a big time problem on my hands and I need your help.
Lori, I think you have the wrong number.
- This is Clyde. McBride. - I know.
And also, I know you're the brains
of the Clincoln McCloud operation,
which is why I called you and not Lincoln.
Um, Lori, you're on speaker.
Oh, sorry. I guess you can help, too.
This day is gonna be so awesome!
[honking]
- Whoo-hoo! Yeah! - Whoo!
Are we gonna get trendy new hairdos?
I had something better in mind.
Whoa!
This is where you buy shoes?
So cool.
We're heading the wrong way home.
Just wait. Trust me.
[cheering]
A pop-up subway dance party?
No way!
Well, I guess I can give these golf clubs back to Pop-Pop,
because I literally don't need them anymore!
Dude, what are you talking about?
Thanks to your little protest,
Principal Rivers cut all of the school's sports clubs,
including golf!
How could you do this to me?!
Uh, we should go.
Aww! Come on, toots, it's just getting good!
Listen, I'm sorry for your loss, dude,
but don't rage out at me.
I was just trying to save my music club!
Ten bucks on the short one.
Um, guys?
[both] What, Lincoln?!
I, uh, just wanted to let you know that dinner is ready.
[fighting noises] Okay, then.
I look forward to seeing you there.
[chuckles nervously]
Whoa, Alisa just sent you ten free tickets!
[cheering]
Okay. Mom, Dad, everyone,
I'm really excited we can all go,
but this is a huge opportunity for me.
You have to be on your best behavior.
Oh, of course, Mija.
You won't even know we're there!
Carl!
Ah!
Here they are, my little stars!
Okay, let's get you girls into makeup.
[grunting]
Ah, you must be the personal assistant.
Um, no, I'm actually their sister.
Whatever. We're a little crunched for time, sweetie,
so can you run these back to the dressing room?
Oh, and this too.
- [gasps] - What did you guys do?!
Uh-uh-uh!
You said we could.
I did not!
Hey, Carlota, uh,
can we get the snow cone machine out of storage
and make shaved ice for dinner?
Sure, sounds good.
[groans] Fine. My bad.
But when Abuela sees this mess, we're all in for chancla time.
[together] Chancla time?!
Okay, take a deep breath.
Pimples are literally no big deal.
And plus, Benny should like you for who you are,
not what you look like.
Maybe you're right.
Good Golly, Miss Molly!
That thing's a monster!
It is?
A monster? Where?
Aw, it's just a zit.
- But man, is it huge! - [gasping]
Can I pop it? Can I pop it? Please!
Uh, popping that beast will spread the bacteria.
Wait, isn't your date with Benny today?
Yes, so I've got to get rid of this!
Can you guys help me?
Please?
I still don't think you should worry about it,
but if it's literally that important to you,
I'll help.