The first item up for bid, the world's largest drum set.
Hi.
I'm Dr. Mark Temperato.
I'm pastor of Breath of Worship.
Today I'm shipping the largest drum set in the world.
Guinness World Record drum set has
813 pieces, over 220 cymbals.
We're having a concert in three days in Parkersburg, West
Virginia, so I'm going to have to pull off,
with the help of God, some kind of miracle
to get it up in time.
My concern with shipping the drum set
is to make sure everything's in its place,
nothing gets crushed, and everything
gets there within the timeline.
This enormous drum set has to travel 430 miles in one day,
from Lakeville, New York, to Parkersburg, West Virginia,
for a Christian rock concert.
Wait?
Roy is going to church?
He is going to burst into flames.
What the hell is he doing playing it?
It should be tore down.
[DRUMMING]
Oh, wait, I know this song.
It's called wasting my [BLEEP] time.
[DRUMMING]
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, sorry.
So let's get this broke down.
I ain't got a lot of time to play.
Yeah, me either.
All right, I got to get moving on this thing.
I am such on a deadline.
Could have fooled me.
You know, we'll take this down as fast as we can.
I believe in miracles.
OK, y'all, let's bring these over here nicely.
Be careful, this is God's tool.
We love using this thing.
800 pieces.
This is going to be fun.
Hey, Mark.
Yes?
If you want to make it to your concert on time,
we got to get it done.
We'll get it done.
But the big thing is getting that gong down.
No, it's not listed.
What's going on with that?
That's got to go.
That's about 400 pounds.
It's part of the record.
The only record I care about is how fast I can
get this on my [BLEEP] trailer.
Dave, drop 'em.
Swing around, guys.
Put it down.
All right, now, pick that end up and put the dolly under it.
Son of a [BLEEP].
Under the edge?
All the way.
Get it the [BLEEP] off.
Set you guys' end down.
[BLEEP] pick it up off of me.
Ow!
OK, now stop, lay it down on the wall.
[COUGHING]
No, problem.
Could be done and out of here in less than an hour.
Looks great.
Hey, man, you're 15 minutes early.
I know.
Ooh, be careful with that one.
Very important piece, gentlemen.
It is the largest symphonic gong in the world.
I'm hearing this--
Yeah, I know.
--and I want to hear this.
All right.
All right, everybody walk out the back of the trailer.
OK, watch that door on your side.
Right there.
Perfect.
That's one down and 799 drums to set up.
Where's the big chimes I hang?
Right back here.
It's not my job to tinker with his little drum set.
We're getting there.
OK, good.
It's all finished.
How are we doing, Mark?
It's looking good.
Well, right now I'm going to have to give it a check.
I was really concerned about these, especially.
There are so damn many parts in the shipment.
If one of them is scratched, I lose the bet.
Roy, looks like we're good, man.
Everything's great.
I need you to come with me.
I need to have a serious conversation with you outside.
Let's do that.
Under normal circumstances, I don't really give a [BLEEP]
about any of this, but this specific run,
I have to ask this question.
Asking somewhere about my customer service
is something I thought I'd never have to do.
I need to ask you, on a rating of 1 to 5, what would
you rate me?
For everything you've been doing?
Yeah.
5 being highest?
Yeah.
I wouldn't give you a 5.
5 and 1/2.
All right.
You know, like I put a little, maybe,
cheese sauce on the broccoli sometimes.
Rough on the edges, but overall, I don't
think they come any better.
Thank you very much.
Yes, sir.