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Hey Rob, Kayla from Detroit, Michigan.
All right my question's kind of dumb,
but it's the first thing I thought of.
Would you rather fight
a bear-sized chicken or a chicken-sized bear?
It's like an icebreaker, we ask all new people we meet.
Love your podcast.
I love this question.
And by the way, thank you for being the very first caller
on our call line.
I mean, you should win some kind of,
I mean, if we were a real podcast
and were really thinking clearly
we'd have some kind of award for that.
You were a first caller and our lines are open.
So congratulations on that.
A bear-sized chicken
or a chicken-sized, oh for sure a chicken-sized bear.
100% that, that's not even, a easy question for me.
Just the size alone.
You mean, look, it's a chicken-sized bear,
so it's the size of two footballs basically.
You could punt it.
But, a bear-sized chicken coming at you with that beak
and all that crazy, just the size alone thing.
Look, I keep it really simple,
I want to fight
things that are smaller than me
and I don't want to fight things that are bigger than me.
That's my life lesson for the day.
Thank you.
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