- Hey you, my name
is Thomas DarkSquidge Ridgewell.
- I'm Elliot ElliotExplicit Gough.
- And I'm Eddie Eddache Bowley.
- And welcome back to...
- [All] Content!
- Content, content, content.
- Hey, guess what boys?
I got you a bloody quiz.
- A jizz?
- Do you boys like movies?
- [Tom And Elliot] No.
- What's your favorite movie?
- I don't like them. - Never seen one.
(laughing)
- This is good improv boys,
always build up on what the last person said.
- It's no end, no ends.
- No don't.
(laughing)
Yes stop.
- So anyway, I've built a quiz
around movie posters,
but not just your run of the mill movie posters,
movie posters from around the world,
and all tucked away
in the deepest recesses of Hollywood's back draw.
So the first round is Ghana movie posters.
Now, the the story behind this
is a little bit mixed,
but the general consensus is that
for certain cinemas in Ghana,
they can't get the licensing rights
to show the actual movie posters.
So they tend to just make it up,
and paint it themselves,
with some creative flourishes.
So I'm gonna show you boys
some Ghana movie posters,
and I want you to see
if you can identify what the movie actually is.
So we're gonna start off nice and easy.
- (gasping) Small face!
- That's gotta be what someone thinks
Mission Impossible looks like.
- You are correct. (laughing)
- Yeah!
- Can we have a look at the baby driving the car?
- Oh my God.
(laughing)
- What is he doing?
- It's Baby Driver!
- I haven't seen Mission Impossible
in a long time.
Does a baby drive a truck
at any point in that movie?
- The most phenomenal discovery of our time!
- That's definitely The Never Ending Story.
- You're correct, no.
- I can piece it together.
The toilet does it for me.
- Is the toilet on a little stick?
I'm confused.
- Does it look like a stick,
it's like a little pan on a stick.
- They just thought, let's add a stick to this.
This poster needs a stick.
That's necessary information.
- It is, you may have guessed, Jurassic Park.
- Wow, they really went to town
on the park a bit. (laughing)
♪ Hey how you doin' little mama ♪
♪ Let me whisper in your ear ♪
- That looks like one of the cats
from like the Renaissance era paintings.
- Look at this man and his little laser pistol.
- It's such a droopy little bullet.
- A common theme I have found
with these posters
is that they've obviously tried
to like, make them more appealing.
So they've added guns and violence
where there definitely wasn't any.
- I've never seen Cat Woman,
which this definitely is.
For all I know,
there is a giant pronged tongue cat in it.
- What's that?
- That's a crime.
- I know what it is,
but what's going on at the top?
- He's like holding his gun aloft,
but it does look
like it's coming out of his head.
- Looks like there's some hentai tentacles
creeping into this.
- I love the heart.
I love the little love heart in there!
- Did they think this was a romance movie?
- It's something for the ladies, you know?
All right, what's that?
- Very, very brutal.
Don't miss this.
- This one, I'm guessing from the context clues
is designed exclusively based
off the title of the movie,
but no one having seen it maybe.
That's gotta be Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
- You are correct.
- Yeah!
Leatherface doesn't look like that.
- Yes.
- What about that? (laughing)
- That looks like Nick Cage.
Also, that literally looks like me
when I dyed my hair pink.
(laughing)
- 100% whitewashed Morpheus. (laughing)
- Bullshit, that's not The Matrix,
they hold those weapons in The Matrix reloaded.
- What is that?
- I mean, whoever wins, we lose.
- I mean, they did
a really good job with Predator.
- The predator looks great,
but that's BDSM Godzilla for sure.
That's Godzilla in a gimp suit.
That's gotta be them aliens
versus them predators.
- It is.
- Number six, hold up!
- Yeah, I'm not sure if that's a six,
or if it's just like a little taily tail.
- We've got a bit more paint left,
let's just use it up.
- What's that? - That's Crang.
- (laughing) It is Crang!
- David!
- Look at your mother.
- Before Sam was murdered,
he told Molly he had, he loved
and protect her forever.
- He lied.
(laughing)
Men do be lying though.
- It is Ghost.
- I've not seen Ghost,
but I'm pretty damn sure that doesn't happen.
- I hate this so much.
Oh, hell yeah, dude!
Why is there a gun?
- Also, is this how they think
you play basketball?
You just do a little Busted jump?
- [Elliot] The muscles are great, the face.
- So I think bottom left
is meant to be Bugs Bunny,
but it has boobs,
which meant that's the girl bunny, right?
That's Lola Bunny.
But is it though?
The next game is mockbusters.
Now these tend
to be the straight to video ripoffs
of Hollywood movies,
that are just intentionally low budget,
sloppily made, a quick buck
to cash in on a popular movie
happening right now.
So, I have a selection of movie posters,
where all they've done is changed one word.
- And these aren't porn parodies?
- These aren't the porn parodies, that's next.
- They're coming? (chuckling)
- This is Snakes On A Plane.
But change one of those words for me.
- Snakes Off A Plane.
(laughing)
Snakes On Two Planes. - Snakes On A Train.
- Snakes On A Bear.
- Elliot's on the right track.
- Ha, track!
- Snakes On A Boat. - Snakes On A Snakes.
- Snakes Are The Plane. - Snake Is A Car.
- Snakes On A Train.
- I said that!
- I couldn't hear you.
- That's why I went, ha,
on the same track. (laughing)
- Ah, that does make sense now, sorry,
I couldn't hear you, Tom drowned you out.
- Bruh.
- Apparently this movie was sold
to investors based on the poster alone.
And they said ah, so would at some point
a train come out of a giant snake's mouth?
And the producers were like, it will now!
(hissing)
(explosion crashing)
- Snakes On A Train.
- So, RoboCop.
- RoboCock, ah, not porn, not porn.
- RoboBoy.
- RegularCop. - RobberCop.
- BearCop, Snakes On A Cop.
- BigCop, SmallCop.
- It is Android Cop.
- The gun looks more like an android
than the android.
- Well, this guy apparently isn't the Robocop.
The one in the background
is the actual android cop.
He's just like the chief of police or whatever.
- Android Cop.
(explosion crashing)
- Pacific Rim.
- Pacific Gym.
(laughing)
Just a guy who's just like, oh, shit.
- He's lost at sea.
It's a rename of Castaway.
Other oceans, Atlantic Rim.
- Yes, correct, it is Atlantic Rim.
- Yeah! - Jesus.
(dramatic music)
- High School Musical.
- Senior School Musical. - Pre School Musial.
- Sunday School Musical.
- No.
Elliot, play a clip from the trailer,
I just, I gotta know.
(upbeat music)
♪ We all love Jesus together. ♪
- Titanic. - Sinky.
(laughing)
Big Sinker. - No.
- Sinky Ship. - It is Titanic Two.
- Oh, that wasn't changing the word. (laughing)
- (laughing) It's adding a word.
- Oh, dear.
- I love, the funnel has a face.
Ooh!
Oh, no!
- Hold on.
100 years later, lightning strikes twice?
I don't recall lightning happening
in the first one.
What lightning?
- This is the SS Titanic Two,
requiring immediate assistance.
(dramatic music)
- I have a bonus round for you boys.
Can you get any clue what this movie is?
- Jurassic London.
- The world's greatest detective.
Okay, so Sherlock Versus Dinosaurs?
- It is Sherlock Holmes.
- Oh, I bet Arthur Conan Doyle
fucking loves that association.
- His original vision finally brought to life.
- He's finally met his match, dinosaurs!
- Arthur Conan Doyle was assassinated
while trying to release this story,
and some brave soul risked death
bringing it up again.
- So, you still don't believe in monsters?
(screaming)
(roaring)
- So this round is the porn parody round.
(snorting)
It tends to be another cash grab tie in,
but of the pornagroph, (chuckling) pornographic...
- Sorry, one more time?
- The pornographic variety.
- Pornagrophic?
- So I'm gonna present you
with some movie posters,
and I want you to come up
with the porn version of it.
- Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.
- Pussy Detective? - Is it Sex Detective?
- It's Ass Ventura, Crack Detective.
- Hell yeah, dude.
I love the graphics, you can really smell
when they made this.
- I love the magnifying glass,
he's like, yes, here it is.
I found the crack.
- Do you think he does
an impression of Jim Carrey?
I hope so.
(laughing)
- Elliott, please track down clips
from these, please.
- Ass Ventura, Crack Detective,
I have an appointment with Demira.
- Crack Detective.
Oh, you investigate illegal drug use.
- No, the other kind of crack, know what I mean?
- Here's a question for you, Eddie.
What is the name of the porn parody
that was filmed at the same location
as Sniper Pug?
- Cock Of Duty.
You are correct, it is Cock of Duty.
- Yeah! (laughing)
(guns firing)
It's A Wonderful Life.
- It's A Wonderful Dick.
(laughing)
- It's A Wonderful Wife.
- Ooh. - That would be
quite wholesome for a porn title.
- It's A Fuckable Wife.
- These are already way more intelligent
than the actual answer.
The answer is, Tit's A Wonderful Life.
(laughing)
- No, no, no, you're wrong,
that is pretty good.
- Next question, The DaVinci Code.
- [Tom And Elliot] The DaVinci Cock.
- The DaBitchy Code.
- It's DaVinci Load.
- That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
- I like how they add the little boobies
on the Mona Lisa right there.
- (laughing) Didn't notice that!
- The truth cums out!
Does Bruno Mars is gay?
- Dawson's Creek.
- [Tom And Elliot] Dawson's Crack?
- It is Dawson's Crack.
- Oh, okay! (laughing)
- Oh, Dawson, get out of the water.
- Oh, they put him in a creek, I get it.
- That's unhygienic, Dawson.
- Dawson, you're gonna get
a fish up your urethra.
- Kill Bill. - Fuck Bill.
- No. - Fill Bill?
(laughing)
- Drill Bill? - Drill Bill!
- Yeah!
I love that.
Oh, good for him.
- This just looks like it's just an ad
for like a handyman, like I'd call this guy.
Edward Scissorhands.
- Edward Penishands.
- There was never any doubt.
That was never any doubt.
You are now beginning to tune in
to how porn titles work.
Independence Day.
- Independence Gay.
- Again, you're being too clever.
- Indepenetration Day?
- Oh, again, that's good, that's better!
That's better than what they have.
- In Da End Day? (laughing)
I don't know.
- In Rearendence Day.
- That's pretty sick, dude.
In the end, we all cum together.
That's quite nice, I'm glad they're considerate.
- Night Of The Living Dead.
- Night Of The Horny Dead.
- (laughing) No.
- Night Of Giving Head.
- Night Of Giving Head! - Yeah!
Yes! (Eddie laughing)
- Is any man's penis safe? - No.
- So that's the game,
so, on that note, that's the game, hooray, ugh.
(laughing)
- Oh, I love that.
Put that in Elliot, that has gotta go in.
Well, thank you very much Eddie,
that was a fun game,
and I'm sorry for all the research
you had to do.
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- Bye. (laughing)