Anyway, so since everybody at home is watching,
I want to talk about the show that everybody
seems to be enjoying.
It's called The Masked Singer.
It's a competition where people are singing
wearing these giant masks.
It's kind of like Burning Man but no drugs.
That's sort of what--
[LAUGHTER]
It's a huge hit probably because it has everything people love.
It has singing.
It has mystery.
It has Tori Spelling in a unicorn costume.
So I came up with something similar.
And since we haven't been sued yet,
we're going to play another round of The Masked Dancer.
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
Well, we did this the last time.
And the masked dancer turned out to be
one of the judges on The Masked Singer,
so he's an expert in judging and dancing.
So I've asked him to assist us today.
Please welcome Ken Jeong.
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
Ken, this is completely different than your show.
Let me show you how it works.
There's a celebrity backstage in a costume.
And we have to guess who it is because we have no idea, OK?
Ah.
It's different.
Completely different.
So the celebrity's going to come out and dance.
And then we will ask the mask dancer some questions
and guess who it is.
And we'll keep guessing until we get it right
or until they turn the lights off.
We don't know.
All right, the dancer gave us some clues,
and it might help us out.
And here they are.
They're on the blue card.
I was born on a Thursday.
Ooh, that helps.
My first and last name both have vowels in them.
That's narrowing it down.
That's almost giving it away.
I've been on your show before, but I wasn't wearing a mask.
So they have been on the show.
Hmm.
Well, come on, celebrity masked dancer.
Let's see you.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[INDISTINCT LYRICS]
Wow.
Bravo.
Wow.
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
[INAUDIBLE], man.
Wow.
We're going to ask some questions.
That was quite something.
Obviously you're a professional dancer.
Oh, man.
He's got a tongue.
[LAUGHTER]
[PANTING]
And obviously you're in good shape.
[LAUGHTER]
Gave it all you got there, huh?
Ken, you have any questions?
Yes.
Mr. Tuesday's dog, what's the one thing
you can't live without?
[PANTING]
Apparently oxygen.
[LAUGHTER]
These are good costumes.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
tWitch?
If you could be any insect, which would you be and why?
I would be a moth.
A moth.
A moth, why?
I like sweaters.
[LAUGHTER]
Yep.
Describe yourself in three words.
Amazing, brilliant, humble.
[LAUGHTER]
That's it?
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
[INAUDIBLE] question [INAUDIBLE]??
Yeah.
Have you done stand-up comedy before?
Yeah.
OK.
[LAUGHTER]
And can I tell you something?
Yes.
It's so much easier than this.
[LAUGHTER]
You know how sometimes you say yes,
and you think it's going to be fun?
[LAUGHTER]
This isn't one of those times?
No.
[LAUGHTER]
Let me think.
Oh, man.
Do you know who it is?
I think I know.
You think you know?
It's either Mitch McConnell or Dog the Bounty Hunter or--
I have no idea who this is.
Let's guess.
I've narrowed it down.
And I think it's a Chance the Rapper
or Flo from that Progressive [INAUDIBLE]..
[LAUGHTER]
What do you all think?
You think you know.
But you have--
If it's a comedian with a stand-up background,
I am thinking Ray Romano maybe.
That's a good guess.
Thanks.
Who do you think it is?
I think it's Howie Mandel.
That's not bad either.
You know what?
I'm going to go with that.
I think you're right, tWitch.
Reveal yourself.
All right.
Does somebody have a brush for my hair?
It's probably soaked.
Oh!
My god!
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
[INAUDIBLE]
[LAUGHTER]
God, that was so hot.
I thought I was gong to die.
I thought I was going to die.
Amazing.
Right before I came out the mouth locked closed,
and there was no air.
Oh, no.
I was going to die.
And as a doctor, I was giggling.
See.
Yes.
That was amazing.
I actually thought that it was a professional dancer doing
that on purpose to look as bad as possible.
No.
I was trying as hard as I can.
I see.
And you know what my job is?
Judging professional dancers.
[LAUGHTER]
So I know what's not good.
I like the outfit.
In fact, tonight on Champions I'll be judging.
It's our final.
We looked-- oh, the final tonight.
It's tonight!
We will watch it tonight.
Thank you.
Go get some oxygen.
I need something.
All right.
The Masked Dancer and Ken Jeung, everybody.
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
Hi, I'm Andy.
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Ah!
[BLEEP]
God [BLEEP]!