- You been married to the same girl
for 33 years, man. - Right, right.
(audience cheering)
- 33 years, man.
In your opinion, what's the secret
to a successful marriage?
- I think that you have to marry somebody
who understand exactly who you are.
Like, I've done a lot of things
I'm certainly not proud of.
And I've done some things I've been accused of,
I've been accused of things I haven't done.
The person who loves you and knows you
understands the limits and understands
who you are and who you're not.
And makes you better where they can,
and does the best they can when they can't.
And I think being gone a lot, and you miss each other,
but I think it's just marrying somebody, literally,
who makes you aspire to be better
than your current circumstance.
- That's been good, man.
She's good people, too.
- [DL] She is, she's the best.
- She's good people, man.
- There's chicks in the Bible ain't as good
as my old lady.
Like, literally, literally.
(audience applauding)
- [Steve] No, for real.
- And it's dudes in the Bible ain't been as bad as me,
so I don't know how that worked out.
I've been with her for a long time,
and it's so funny because
I was with her when she was very young
and now she's older.
And women getting older, they have a harder time
with it than men do 'cause men,
we think we dope no matter what.
Like, women get older and they forget
we still think you fly.
Like that menopause thing, like they will not
accept that that is happening.
Ah, ah, ah, I missed my period, I must be pregnant.
No, you 50, that's what you are.
(audience laughing and applauding)
You're not pregnant.
- Marjorie started having hot flashes.
She had bought me a Sprinter for Father's Day
about five years ago.
Oh, she laid it out, doggy.
We ridin', we goin' to the airport, "I'm hot".
I said okay, baby, take,
take that heavy ass coat off.
So she take it off, "I'm still hot".
We just got in the car.
We ain't even, they're ain't no windows
in the Sprinter.
There's nothing to roll down.
We got the air on.
"Cut the air on, Steve."
Baby, the air on, the fan on four.
It's as blue as, the temperature say low.
It quit saying 68, it just say low now.
It's as cold as it can get.
When your temperature just say low,
it's saying to you, it ain't no more damn air!
"I want some more air!"
I had to drive or stop, slide that big door open,
she got out the car in Chicago,
and was outside doing like this.
It was some construction workers,
they got hoodies on, gloves, vests.
They looking at her doing like this.
The dude said, "Damn, what's wrong with her?"
I said, that ain't none of your punk-ass business, man.
Don't worry about what's wrong with her.
Baby, just get your ass in the car, come on.
Hey man, I gotta talk to you about it, man.
Congratulations, your radio show has been turned
into a late-night talk show on TV One.
And it's called The DL Hughley Show.
- They ain't getting rid of me.
(audience laughing)
It's what we talk, we talk about
everything that's going on.
Like, we had Ced on, hopefully we'll have you.
I just talk about the things that
I believe everybody else is talking about.
- I'm coming on next Monday.
- [DL] Well good.
- The next Monday I got.
- You gonna drive the Sprinter up there
so we can--
- No, the Sprinter in Atlanta.
Naw, I'll drive somethin' else.
I'll drive somethin' else, boss.
- All right, well I'mma ride with you then.
- [Steve] Well come on, then, I'll swing and pick you up.
- It'll be nice to be able to tell the police
on somebody else.
That's his car, I didn't do it.
(audience applauding)
- I love it, man.
Thank you my brother.
Hey y'all, give it up one more time
for my brother, DL Hughley!
(audience cheering)
Folks, make sure you watch The DL Hughley Show
weeknights at 11 PM on TV One.
We'll be right back!