welcome dear viewer to cabin if you are
be where you are in furnace let's start
the show shall we I don't know what else
there is to do but welcome to scary
games again I wonder where I should park
don't want to venture in too far
I'll need some place to put my tent
there's the trail what's the sign say
Jesus what the heck was that a good
question I am just straight into it I
guess I cut my hair looks like it's made
out of porridge
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would it be hit
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this is great so far though I should
check my tires okay check them yep those
are tires all right
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everything good with them god this was
fat no no Dan tires blown should get the
gear from the bed of my truck and camp
for the night
don't worry about this in the morning I
don't know about that dude
being out here all alone the scary
wilderness camping if you just hit
something you don't know what it is oh
you know I'm gonna turn this up there we
go
all right if I'm gonna get scared I want
to get scared
it's it's very quiet
maybe I should have configured the mouse
okay where am I going to camp
no turn off your character this is zone
of an agent turn it on not off whatever
what do I know I should go to that
career let's go earlier
oh of course the Train you saw earlier
that I did not see just camp NYX your
truck here it is the same can you know
cabin up ahead
this must be one of those cabins that
hikers share and gotta check it out okay
this is actually a better idea
never mind man it's dark yeah it's
[ __ ] nighttime
some Sexy's going on in the woods
don't Jesus Christ was that a shadow or
am I seeing things that was not a shadow
that was a [ __ ] Chewbacca also
there's something fuzzy in the distance
oh it's all for you
am I gonna get killed by a sasquatch I
think that's the cabin right there we're
gonna get killed badly man bear it looks
like somebody's inside already hello
pizza delivery hello is anyone there man
it's getting colder out here someone
must be using the cabin the fires on
maybe they left to grab firewood maybe
that's how I saw maybe a big hairy lad
out in the woods looking spoons wood I'm
sure they won't mind since the weather's
getting bad
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I like how it's a communal cabin but
there's barely room for one person can
come just shaken out from the tire
blowing out on me snag well caught me oh
never underestimate the power of snacks
that you got like a protein bar when do
I want dark chocolate or almond
hmm Derek chocolate or almond dark
chocolates go the almond there you go
some good fats and those almonds
it'll help keep you sustained for a
while okay read notes
I don't know what that is but there's
some kind of bear out there that is
trying to kill me
please whoever is reading this be sure
to call for help because I cannot do
this alone and I might as well die in
here just be careful out there you might
come after you next
Bob dear Jessica I'm sorry if I haven't
been really in touch with you I've been
busy doing the hunt with the deputy for
this monster how are the kids held him
that daddy says hi and I'll be back home
shortly love you Jason oh [ __ ] oh do not
open that door ya crazy bastard Oh is
someone doing here
drugs don't do it man
don't do it oh you stupid bastard blood
what whoa whoa that's spooky okay I
can't turn my mouse anymore for some
reason
ain't scared of you boy what you doing
up here and em their woods ain't gonna
be terrify to you no more oh he killed
the Bears I bought him out [ __ ] gross
okay what are we doing whoo Go Go man go
oh god I can't turn anything I've got
what
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way worse than I was expecting you to be
I was expecting some sort of like
sasquatch but a [ __ ] demon alien from
Uranus I should've just stayed in the
cabin I shoulda just stayed inside
cooked up a little snack had my Altman
bar got a little bit of juice in me got
in the bed and just went to sleep I
would have been fine but I had to go
poke in the devil's [ __ ] didn't I
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the spooks do not end there
once you have been terrified but there
are more to come you lie in bed awake
but are you really can you move
can you see are you aware of your
breathing you might just have this is
all about sleep paralysis which is
horrible
I used to get sleep paralysis like once
a week almost for about a year when I
was younger and it was the [ __ ] worst
if you don't know what sleep paralysis
is it's where you you wake up or you
feel like you've woken up but you can't
move anything you can like look around
and maybe move your head but you can't
actually like move your extremities and
sometimes people see like a demon
sitting on top of them that's like the
folklore thing about a demon sitting on
you and that's why you can't move but
some people see things and hallucinate
it's like this weird state between sleep
and awake it's very lucid dreaming or so
I think but I used to get it a lot where
I would be a weight or I'd be lying in
bed and I'd be fully aware that I'm
awake but I can't move my arms until I'd
have to go like I'd have to like shoot
my arm out and then I would be able to
move it the last time I got sleep
paralysis oh God
loud noises and it's based on true
events best played in the dark with
headphones oh no
darkness not check it was actually
better with the light zone
whatever Robin just make it darker hey
there we go
the last time I got sleep paralysis was
about a year ago what's going on I can't
move
Oh God seems I can only move my eyes oh
this is this is what it's like this is
it
this is what it feels like have you ever
seen that meme like this is what my
sleep paralysis demon looks like it's
because of [ __ ] like this where you're
lying in bed and you can't move anything
oh god this is a horrible am I dreaming
Oh God someone's shaking mints at me oh
[ __ ] christ
no no what the hell was that
okay this is not at all what [ __ ] see
paralysis is like this is like [ __ ]
simulator oh god no do not like that
don't once get out of here go away so
getting cosy a [ __ ] freak
hi okay that's fine that's fine I can
deal with that that was okay that was
nice
I've had C paralysis I have never had
that move I need to move yeah I liked
the light I need to get up okay move
left arm right arm oh yeah oh yeah there
we go
you moving them attaboy
you're moving the bananas happening oh
yes um I can't move again the light
Jesus what is I can't see anything
what's happening Oh God a piano is
coming to kill me
hello
I can't move my mouse around can I move
my hands I don't know if this is
supposed to be happening or not I can
move around again okay the game just
broke the first time okay why am i back
here it's just I was just standing there
tonight
I I know I did Hey okay okay that's fine
that's fine it's just treatment I'm just
dreaming pinch yourself Wow [ __ ] my
dreamin whoa jesus [ __ ] christ we go
wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
oh wait should I there we go there we go
just wiggle one oh god get off me I said
yes or no oh did you notice something in
the corner of your room oh did you see
it no what's in the corner of my room
are you sure no mister something now
look up Oh God please meet you
surprised no no don't like that
surprised no take it back hope you like
the next one where's your friend mr.
bear he's right there I can see him I
can see his foot are you scared yet
can't wait to see you who are you
where's my television talking and he's
get to the light now yeah we got her
arms again these are the love of God
shut up that bear legal oh thank god
he's so quiet just don't do anything
just stand here you're fine
it didn't do anything again did it god
I'm back in bed again why every time
with the bed again I've had sleep
paralysis it's not at all like this
can't move again what the hell my door
hello
please be helped please be mom oh I hate
it oh I hate it we get Rams rear arms
that'll get him you'd be scared of the
wiggle oh [ __ ] Jesus
this is woo
gurveer anxiety okay just like real life
got that anxiety down we finally met oh
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Jesus
oh [ __ ] we creepy baby running across my
room I don't like being anxious oh oh
I'm sorry go away
stop stop stop don't look at it okay
Jesus
anxiety stop the fight against anxiety
is the real one late to run the [ __ ]
light for the love of God it's finally
over back I didn't realize you had like
a little minecraft room cute wanna go
downstairs I didn't even read that it's
too busy trying to see if I had a
reflection
oh my thumper
is it over is the nightmare ended wait
is this really over I don't know
yeah it's over there's credits Jesus
Christ that was fun wasn't the sleep
paralysis experience that I was
expecting I've I've never seen a demon
or a sleep paralysis demon or anything
like that or hallucinate it or anything
of that sort when I've had sleep
paralysis there's always been a thing
where I'm lying in bed and I keep being
aware that I'm awake but can't move and
then try and I call out for help and it
doesn't work no one's listening or no
one's at home so I'm like trying to move
my arm and it's like the electrical
impulse is to move your arms is not
there it's like you really want to do it
you can feel that you can do it but you
just can't and then suddenly it moves
and my arm gets loose and then I can use
my other arm to move the rest of my body
and then the thing you don't want to do
is go back to sleep because then it just
happens all over again at least for me
it does so what I think is happening in
my sleep paralysis is that I kind of
wake up or in between waking up and
asleep and I get this really weird lucid
dreaming that I'm aware that I'm
dreaming but my body and my brain are
not aware so it's almost like my body
because when you go to sleep your body
can or your brain kind of like shuts
down your muscle impulses so that you're
just kind of like lying there and I
think that that's what keeps happening
and then my brain kinda wakes up but the
signals to move my muscles do not oh
it's weird and I hate it and I don't
wish anybody gets it but wait don't
don't look over there yet don't look
behind you there's something in the
corner it's it's coming closer don't
look don't look don't look
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this game looks really cool it's called
ELISA this is just a demo of it but it
kind of looks like Alice in Wonderland
style but in an old-school Resident Evil
sort of format that kind of control
scheme
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wake up Alice it's time to go to
Wonderland
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in bed what is this what am I wearing I
need to get out of here okay yes this is
so cool
it's locket
it's just an old joke oh man through the
ages since I played a game like this it
brings me back to it cuz I've never
played the first Resident Evil game not
the original and not the remake that
they did so my experience with these
types of games is like Dino Crisis and
Silent Hill I love your dainty little
walk a small night table it has a drawer
yes there's a good in here I better take
it with me of course every time you see
it going it's always a good idea to
bring it with you the key and there's
also a note I only did what I was told
but the gun is a little gift from me
welcome to your new home thank you
tonight don't mess with Alisa Alisa
Alice in Wonderland i oh god I will mess
you up okay damn this is like the proper
old school
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nice was that
Oh sis you are you doing excuse me
shooter shooter kill it kill it dead oh
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ah yeah hey [ __ ] Dollface
alright pick it up cogs is it one of
those monsters it looks dead though it's
a mess you books are scattered all over
the place
books all over the shop alright can i
interact with this one
know what was going on in this place
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okay so I don't know what I did I think
I was locking on when I thought I was
shooting the lock cover is shaped as a
left hand okay got it
it's a display case filled with pieces
of bones and fossils there's some old
medical tools as well but something
seems to be missing
there's a note I borrowed the pulse
meter of her moment
I'll bring it back after I'm done with
it there are done with a small
experiment sorry dr. Edmonds Edie missed
an okay find dr. Edmisten hey you you
what is this place that's cute what is
going on here and why am I don't help
you right now if you can bring me some
wheels yes
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okay two bills what is this [ __ ]
wardrobe that's horrifying
what do we have I can just run around in
the nude best game ten out of ten
damn look at that booty okay see you
were like what am I wearing but you
could just take it off all right let's
put this back on let's let's be decent
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found a box of 32 ACP hogs cool ooh
black dress cost 12 them a CPM Oh 45 a
medkit refill
Oh a Wilson m1 cost 20 a modern machine
rifle mostly used by military units
magazine 30 x 45 acp full auto hey BAE I
like him he's cool
a large bookcase full of books and old
chemistry equipment bullaes there is an
eerie skeleton in this display case
maybe I will not touch in this scale it
down already
it's locked from the other side gotcha
what the black dress I also want the gun
though
oh [ __ ] yeah nice ok how many did I get
I've 10 I can almost get the new dress I
can't remember how I need it for that
how many I needed for that but shape it
Verloc looks like an eye I am taking
some hits so I might need to get a med
kit sooner or later oh that was a bhag
shoot it okay
I'm gonna low on ammo though all right
run away she's gonna hit you can I like
fast turn there we go all right only
four bullets left that's bad a 17 of
these
anybody got any more bullets big blood
circle on the ground it's always a good
sign because this one's decorated with a
tree ah the symbol on my gun shows that
I'm hitting them shows me when I'm on
target well I hear squelch let's do a
nice question down there whose question
on me I'll have no frickin squelching in
my house a strange shaped glass pot is
floating on the water there's a piece of
paper inside that reads why did you turn
the soil into water and locked us up in
the dark it doesn't matter anymore
we are glass now and the waters are our
home please someone bring us to the wide
oceans so we can swim free forever a
bunch of [ __ ] freaks in here [ __ ]
from the other side damn it
all right well I couldn't pick them up
so I guess I'm not bringing you the
oceans free to go around forever I need
to start getting some keys and I shaped
one left hand shape one a tree shaped
one any of them will do really more
bullets more bullets would also be
helpful maybe should go back to my dude
and buy some but this seems like
Goulet's
sweet bullets for my gun there's a round
shape hole in the base of the statue
something could fit in here like peepee
okay maybe not a peepee
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a letter block and a note line here it
reads we locked up Edmiston he went too
far too many patients died from his
mindless experiments worst of all he
called it fun now he can die there alone
in this house of fun okay I found a
letter block does that help there's a
letter block going this got my face it's
all normal can't use it here wait what
else we have used to return simply put
that in the whole map
ah nice this is great so far I love this
old-school style no one makes these
types of games anymore oh and I'm going
down to the creepy man though this is my
prepared face
Edmisten still aim it at something I
cheated [ __ ] can you can you can you
[ __ ] keep okay
okay I'm running away from you cuz you
suck oh god oh god don't kill me don't
kill me don't kill me don't kill me but
I cups tears ago time to heal these poor
poor words of mine I'm back I got holes
in me thank you discuss five
get some more ammo I even offered the
dress but do I really want a new dress
more than I want bullets and med kits
I'm cute as heck I don't know where else
I can go right now
was there another place I look adorable
and that's all that matters right now
everything else can piss off
sorry dark outside I cannot see anything
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maybe there's stuff actually further
done this way yeah let me just see
there's something in here there's
something I can aim and shoot at and
they can hear it
oh Jesus could get far enough away can I
even can I even oh oh you are a big
Bubba nothing interesting here oh I beg
to differ
the sink is filled with porcelain doll
parts looks like there are some cogs
shaped pieces yours up pick them up okay
okay I don't know if I can actually kill
you reload faster
I might just wasting bullets okay I got
something just know what oven noise so
creepy there's some strong herbs stored
here some of them could be used as
medicine yes med kit med kit no are you
you just want me for my cute dress don't
you the food on the table is made of wax
or something looks quite real
okay Oh God found a letter block okay
well I'm out of ammo and I can't move
from here so oh I did oh I'm a legend
okay no use a make it never ever go in
there again how many bullets that zero
okay and what up to spend what little
cogs I got Jesus I can get a medkit or
bullets [ __ ]
Fred one more I can get the 45 bullets
you're welcome
okay well I guess we just have to be
diligent with her ammo then okay I
haven't made much progress at all really
have I whoa
the giant elevator
huh where are we going
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audits of phone animation this
contraption doesn't seem to work man
this is really well-made okay
do you now need to start getting some
keys but some kind of wooden puzzle
attached to this pillar a small handle
is stuck on one side looks like a key
and she was ready to get it out
Oh dicks
I hate these puzzles I'm terrible I
think I did it I think yeah okay nice
so finally got a key whoa this looks
like Silent Hill the room that for the
doors barricaded with chains and a lock
this dissin looked like an ordinary lock
something fits in here there was a metal
label on the top that says to the house
of the last word was missing nor do i
key locked away in here I wonder what
they locked away in here can't read
maybe a way out of this place
I should get it open to find out okay so
I can put the letter blocks in this
right
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okay yeah I don't know what it spells
yet maybe then the something of the dead
I know seems like I need like four
blocks oh no not that one that's an
interesting way doing the keys though I
like that who goes there
I rather well I rather woke up on this
bed yeah the bed you woke up on was kind
of shitty I let her block okay anything
else in this room that I can steal so
hold make up set in this table this must
be some woman's room yeah that's very
presumptuous of you it could be
anybody's room lots of people wear
makeup as cuz it is filled with clean
sheets and towels I could use some of
them as a bandage in case those monsters
hurt me bad yes clever
Who am I I don't look so well have you
need to poop
you need poop repeat the bastard was
clean but feels a bit wet very
interesting wait I didn't get another
key oh [ __ ]
to the house of Peck the house of pen
No okay sorry three bucks go in oh I
don't have to put them in left to right
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the house of fun that was in the note
that's it the lock is loose interesting
way of doing a lock Oh to be continued
no what oh you leave me there stop don't
do that to me
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that was really good I was super
enjoying that I wanted to just do more
and more and more of it
damn Casper you did everything this
entire game made by one person Jesus
Simon Siegfried and Shawn okay I was
gonna say couldn't you just put all game
everything in game done by Casper crows
then that was really good I really
enjoyed that I'm thoroughly excited for
what's to come with this I want to play
a whole game based on this again that
old-school style maybe I should go back
and play Resident Evil 1 I've never
played it I've seen a lot of it and I
know that the remake is out and
everything but you should go back and do
it do the remake before resident evil 3
comes out well those were three scary
games but how many scares were in those
games an exponential amount more than
the mind can fathom more scares than the
body can handle more spooks are yet to
come
ok bye everybody
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hi what pizza