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Can I stay with you?
What?
Can I stay with you, please?
Of course!
Really? - No.
See, look. I made a picture of you and me out of glue and macaroni.
Wow, Peter, that means a lot to me because you made it.
Really? - No! Get out of here!
I was really pleased with your work last night.
Really? - Nope. Fooled again.
Do I have to go to school today?
Nah, you know what? Take the day off.
Really? - (F), no!
Get a-moving, you'll be late.
Good news, everyone.
You all know the orphanarium where Leela grew up?
Sure. We talk about it all the time.
Really? - No. Burn.
Oh, I wish it was me who had been killed.
Really?
No, but, I am very unhappy!
(crying)
Maybe, I should phone up Lars,
and tell him he can stay home, 'cause I found his replacement.
Really?
Oh, no. That was a joke.
Who knows?
This Whobilation could change my entire outlook on life!
Really?
No.
Cleveland, do you need to borrow some money?
I do! They're gonna kill Donna!
Really?
No, I just want to buy a man's fur coat.
Get out of here!
You wanna take the intro class with me?
Oh, yeah. I do, Randy.
Really? - No.
Hm.
So, you lied.
Does heart trouble even run in your family?
Well, my uncle was shot in the heart.
Oh, okay. That helps.
Really? - No.
You're a pilot, too?
Yes.
I am also a particle physicist.
Really?
No, that was a joke.
I am also a comedian.
(both laughing)
Stop lying!
We found your fingerprints at the crime scene.
What? Really?
Uh..no.
(chuckles)
Well..
then, why would you say that?
Bobby, it's your lucky day.
Your father has a new shirt for you.
Really? - No.
Well, I'm not one who delights in the misfortune of a noble adversary.
Really?
No.
(loud laughter)
We make a great team, I mean,
What do you say we just head south together?
Great, yeah. Hey, jump up on my back and relax the whole way.
Really? - No.
My name is Heather.
Really? My mom's name is Heather.
Really?
No.
Hey, someone dropped a shiny diamond ring down here.
Really?
No! Look out! - Moron!
I can't do this.
Okay, I understand. That's fine.
Really?
Of course not!
(hard sigh)
Maybe, you're right.
Really?
No. You're fired.
I hope it's good.
(H), yeah!
Really?
No, it's terrible. But, I really appreciate the thought.
Oh, thank you.
Now, what can I do for you, Mr. Brown?
May I please have my money back?
No.
Please?
Yes.
Really?
No.
Are we there yet? - No!
Are we there yet? - Yes.
Really? - NO!
In fact, why don't I tell you all my racing secrets?
Really? - No.
Hey, when I was your age, 50 cents was a lot of money.
Really? - Nah.
Oh, you think so?
Keep practicing, and I just might hire you.
Really? - No.
Aww!
You're not leaving me, are you?
No, Steve.
I'd rather stay here and listen to your poem.
Really? - (H), no!
(beep) your poem!
Listen, you wanna go see that new IMAX movie on tidepools?
Really? - No. (laughs)
You and I are going to study harder than we've ever studied before
And beat city college tomorrow. - Really?
No. Who am I, "iCarly"?
I was pregnant. Do you remember?
Had a baby boy.
Aw, brilliant.
What'd you call him? - Doctor.
Really?
No, you plum.
Give me the super genius take on this.
I'm definitely picking up some time cooties.
Really?
No! There's no such thing as time cooties.
She's pretty...
and if you think I look like her, then, I'm okay with that.
Really? - No!
If that happens again, somebody getting stabbed.
I'm not going to play with you
(mocking): at Pacific Playland.
Don't worry, he grows on you.
Really?
No, it gets worse.
The good news is medical school gets a lot easier after this.
Really? - No.
No.
Oh, well, when I have a chipotle blue cheese bacon burger at Bennigan's,
I'll forget all about my dad being (q)
and my mom trying to kill me.
I'm gonna be okay.
Really? - No, I'm lying.
The good news is this is just tendonitis.
How is that good news?
The other option was shoulder cancer.
Really? - No.
Oh, is Willy leaving town?
No, he's staying.
Really? - No! He left.
Probably. - Well, then maybe you can pay
one of these high class (h) with it.
Really?! - No!
(D).
Well, you never know, I mean,
some nights, the FCC doesn't even listen.
Really?
No!
Hahahaha.
I am your father.
Really?
No, not really.
I can't back that up.
Your love has broken the curse and freed my soul.
I'll never have to kill again.
Really?
Nah, I'm just screwing with ya.
Surrender now, Captain.
And I promise your death will be swift and painless.
Really?
No. I'll probably torture you for years then skin you alive.
Have any of you talked to Dwight?
Oh, sure, we talk all the time.
Really? - No.
Don't do that. It's not nice.
If there's a chance to save Mohican,
I'll do whatever I can.
Will you really? - Of course not!
Uh, what's your name? - Mudflap.
Oh, Mudflap, uh, that was my grandmother's name.
Really?
No, no. You're named after a dirty part of a truck.
That's a different sky?
Is it made of something different?
Why is sky made of? - Lemon drops.
Really?
No, but wouldn't that be nice.
Hey, I heard your friend, Bender, is back.
What? Really?
No, I just thought you'd enjoy that for a moment.
One last mystery to solve.
Why do they call you professor?
I teach at Hogwarts.
Really? - No.
but we should have done that instead of this.
Wagon wheels were the internet of the 19th century.
Really?
No.