today we played fortnite in real life
but this time jake came with vengeance
and logan came to have fun
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with 100 players on the battle bus only
one can be victorious who's gonna get
the job is it gonna be jake phil biggs
or logan oh no
it's about to get bumpy take a head tank
ahead brace yourself oh geez hold on
locking on
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oh is that a person yeah right under you
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yes beginner's luck
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probably just a bot
why aren't you celebrating logan you
have something to say you don't think i
you don't think i deserve that dub
because that's a tough victory
i just bet you couldn't do it in real
life do in real life doing real life
logan always on my case about not being
good at fortnite who's think he is i
mean he won one time he says i can't do
it in real life i'm gonna show him i'm
gonna win so bad he's never going to
want to even look at fortnite again i'm
going to start him phil and biggs it's
time to go to fortnite time to use this
device one more time
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[Applause]
time to take down phil logan and biggs
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and this is how you win fortnite
another day in fortnight let's go
okay he's excited to be here
oh it's phil hey phil logan what are we
doing dude we're playing real life
fortnite i'm a little nervous it's my
first time in fortnight going into the
battle bus i think i'm gonna meet logan
and phil on the bus too cause there it
is
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over here
all right here we go
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looks like i'm the first one in
all right
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this guy just took my pickaxe hey give
the pickaxe back
give us the pickaxe
our pickaxe here phil
okay nothing's happening yeah nothing's
gonna happen phil it's the lobby
we should probably look for jake and
biggs because we're going to want to
squat up on this one
what you're looking at none of your
business
hey get out of here this is my lookout
point okay this is for villains i'm
being very ow don't do not stop doing
that i'll hit you with mine i'm a person
i will report you
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phil stop picking dandelions the battle
bus is here i think we're the last ones
on this bus come on
wow a real life battle bus
oh hi hey guys don't mind us logan this
is awesome
this place is bumping it's like a club
no sight of jake no side of bags phil it
might just be you and i i'm down for a
team doubles win let's go
whoa okay okay just trying to have a
good time on the battle guys i've never
been before stop dancing we're getting
ready to play
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oh a fight just broke out on the bus
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oh that guy just got eliminated i didn't
even know you could get eliminate before
the game okay logan maybe i will stop
dancing yeah that is why you don't dance
too close to enemies anyone could be an
enemy even that gingerbread man
especially this gingerbread man
oh right i forgot we got a drop yeah
this bus is getting more and more empty
well where do we want to drop phil i
don't know i like to stay on the bus
till the end of course you do phil
headed to tilted town
not winning this one whoa whoa whoa who
are you
hey get back here
all right
oh buddy oh okay let's just talk about
this you want to party up i mean when
you're a team and you work together you
totally not agree
fool them i'm no longer a nice papa i'm
mean papa and we're gonna win this
fortnight game
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phil the bus is empty i know this is
perfect except for this one guy just one
noob yeah season one guys loser
what's up guys
yo now we just need to find jake in the
squad dude this bus is empty jake's gone
congratulations you are the last on the
battle bus that means you had to drive
it around i've never driven the battle
bus who said that it would be the best
idea to stay on the bus last and
remember thank the bus driver thank you
bus driver thank you thank you very much
thank you oh is that a blimp
i hear some guys in there the sounds of
it though it's not logan and biggs or
phil
this is awesome look at all the glue in
here already found some slurp
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don't mind if i do now as much as i like
taking out noobs and fortnite my main
objective here is to make sure that
logan phil and biggs can't win i know
they're gonna be running as a team which
means i'm gonna be versus three of them
oh no i got another comic
come on guys are you even trying today i
thought this is fortnite not noob night
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what are you doing what do you mean what
am i doing i'm gathering resources phil
there's no more building in the game we
don't need resources what do you mean
there's no more building in the game how
are we gonna defend ourselves this is
chapter three things have changed i need
to find myself a bush phil no more
bushes we gotta loot up find jake and
eliminate enemies that's the plan guys i
feel the chest
logan what is this that's a new slurp
spray
okay i like this
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all right guys come on loot up we don't
have much time
got another noob here who's gonna be
good enough to take on papa jake i'll
even let you know where i am come on
john week reporting for duty we are here
at camp cuddle current mission fine jake
phil do you copy what's taking so long
logan what do you mean what's taking so
long i'm in a bush maybe it's time to
get out of the bush and come help me
find jake no like actually not my easies
should not have worn my yeezys to play
fortnite
thanks do you see what i see logan
there's a full squad of cuddlers down
there
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what do we do should have known there'd
be cuddlers at camp cuddle bigs flank
down the right on it fail you take the
left really yes really i'm gonna go down
the middle
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watch me look
alright
cuddler one eliminated
out of ammo
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oh no
i'm cutting logan
hey cuddly
okay okay
he's already got ants crawling on him
phil
find jake and get the duff logan there's
still revives in this game you're coming
with me
oh i forgot about revives oh that's good
oh justin top no guys i just got
my first elimination in fortnite this is
awesome okay guys listen up it's crucial
we find jake to the battle bus we go
all right phil you ready yeah no one
jake he'll be working on his ball game
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ah looks like we got a guy on an atv
someone chasing him
time to take out both these moves
now for the atv driver oh what's he
doing what's he doing
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i might have been spotted slow down
there buddy
oh all right
now time to hunt down logan and
phil where are you logan where are you
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hold up here guys i see some people one
golfing one sun tanning
pool
what are you doing
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that's how it's done let's go
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oh logan that was awesome
check it out we got all new loot
okay maybe not that
one what'd you get
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looks like we got a tank up ahead oh
exactly what i need
good thing i brought the battering ram
enemy approaching
here we go
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oh hey there
i'm so sorry about your friends i'm just
a noob i don't know
i'm not a noob i'm papa jake and now
your tank
let's take a look at this beauty fully
operational it's got some loot in it now
this is going to destroy logan and phil
just gotta get it driving
this is awesome watch out for my big
tank class
victory royale here i come
all right
we are doing great
at this rate we don't even need jake
however it would be cool to win as a
squad
what is that
are those people driving a battle bus
what i didn't even know that was a thing
i don't care they're going down
it's about to get bumpy take a head tank
ahead brace yourself oh geez hold on
walking on target lock and fire
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we have made it to the daily bugle
we have encountered our first enemy mr
tomato
looks like this place is buzzing with
enemies
phil how's it going on the bus any
problems
fail thanks you read me
hey
gingerbread man eating cookies
oh we got company
oh that smells
oh it's the beef boss
where you point that thing i got enough
c4 to blow the roof off this place just
put down the detonator there's no need
to blow this place up
this thing was about to blow and now we
have explosives
hey hey sleepyhead hey you guys are
supposed to guard the bus not sleep
among the bus i thought you were
supposed to stay up you were supposed to
save it was your turn did you find jake
no jake but i kicked some butt joan
wick's style exactly john rickster all
right jake's not the daily bugle and he
wasn't at the golf course this is gonna
sound crazy why don't we just get this
victory around without jake for all we
know he's already been eliminated
thinks it's okay
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all right listen up there's one player
left and there's a tank right ahead a
tank
wait a second is that logan filling bigs
let me zoom in
it is what do you mean there's a tangle
we got this i lost my gun focus i don't
think he sees us yet we have this tree
as cover but we're gonna need to take
out that tank well you got any good
ideas cause i'm hello say hello to my
little friend what is that c4 phil i'm
gonna need you to take this plant it on
the tank and get as far away as you can
i don't know like this plant fakes you
run and distract the tank
what do i want to see for i like this
one all right wait what are you gonna do
once you're in position blow the tank up
i'm in
three two one break
all those time hogan's made fun of me
now he's gonna get a face full of tank
whatever this thing shoots
here i go oh
all right phil you're up that's your cue
okay oh how do i get tasked with this
job oh it's actually working potentially
here's my chance
direct hit on big t's down okay guys
here comes nothing
of course you do the trick
all right logan seaford's planted
perfect time to blow this popsicle stand
now me and papa is going to take out the
rest of you phil and logan say goodbye
to your victory royale the fun ends here
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i can't do it i can't be me and papa
jake i mean they're my friends this
isn't me i mean i did already kill biggs
but i surrender i just want to be
friends again
hey guys i don't want to do this it's me
in the tanks
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there can only be one winner in this
victory royale
passed
down
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you