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release
the kraken
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release the kraken
dang it what are you doing
duh i'm trying to release the kraken
why would you do that no one understands
me and i'm gonna make everyone pay
what by unleashing a giant tentacled
monster to the world
wouldn't counseling be better maybe but
the kraken
that would be a real statement i'm
pretty sure you have to be a titan to
summon the kraken
you're just jealous you didn't think of
it first oh yeah i'm
so jealous when the kraken comes you'll
be the first one i tell them to visit
oh i'm so scared
and by the way you look like hagrid
she'll be sorry
all right i'm gonna try it one last time
release the crack on
stupid kraken you can stay in the briny
deep for all i care
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where's your kraken summoning costume
huh
i don't know so did the old crack and
never get released
no he's probably too busy right now to
be making personal appearances in
swimming pools
keep telling yourself that honey
you'll see you'll all pay
we'll all pay who else are you talking
about
i don't know dad i'm sure he did
something wrong
jillian did you hear that
yeah any chance that was your stomach
growling
no i was hoping it was yours well if
it's not your stomach and it's not my
stomach
then what is it let's go to the window
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ah i released the kraken
addy i told you something like this
would happen
no you didn't you actually made fun of
me for even trying
let's not argue over who said what you
summoned the kraken
so you can just unsummon him aw but i
wanted him to do my bidding and wreak
vengeance upon mine enemies fine but
after he's done you have to promise to
send him back to the netherworld
he doesn't come from the netherworld he
hails from the shores of norway
same difference just have him do his
thing and then send him on his way
fine
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gee he's a lot bigger than i thought how
small did you think a kraken was going
to be
i'm having second thoughts about this
whole smiting my enemies things someone
could get hurt
gee you think so uh
hi mr kraken his friends call him
squidward maximus
it was nice of you to show up so
promptly but there's been some kind of
mistake
you can go now
uh so if you just leave we can forget
about who summoned who
uh we'll just forget this ever happened
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what do you know he actually listened to
you remind me to tell dad to clean out
the pool filter
so addy you look pretty scared when that
kraken showed up
who me now i wasn't scared really
i mean he's so big it's not like he can
get into our house or anything
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he got into the house didn't he either
that or it's some
other kraken unrelated to this one
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ah the kraken never left
how did he get in the house addy you
said he was too big to get in the house
uh boneless creatures can fit into all
sorts of things they're basically
liquids
well what should we do why are you
asking me
because you're the one who summoned him
oh yeah
it says here that the kraken can't be
defeated
i know i know what we're gonna do great
what
we'll run and hide thanks a lot
wait a minute if the kraken can't be
defeated
then what's the one thing that it fears
most
the 1972 miami dolphins no
if the kraken can't be defeated then all
we need is another kraken to scare it
away
oh yeah let me just go out to the pole
and summon another one up from the briny
deep
no that's what got us into this mess we
just need him to
think there's another kraken how are we
gonna do that
follow me
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all right kraken we have someone on our
side
why don't you reflect upon this
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ah he's not so easily duped
he saw right through that plan well
actually he saw his reflection but you
know what i mean
and you're the one who made that bad pun
reflect upon this
no wonder he wasn't fooled so what do we
do now
i still think the idea of getting
another kraken is a sound one
we just need something more convincing
you mean like getting another actual
kraken come on you know i'm good for it
no i have a better plan come on
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jillian where'd you get these costumes
on such short notice
amazon drone delivery and why do i have
to be a kraken two
because that makes it two against one
when he sees we've teamed up against him
he'll have to leave
yeah he's not leaving he's more like uh
what's the word
staying hey kraken this was our
territory first
go somewhere else
and he's still not leaving maybe he
thinks we're fellow overworked kraken's
just trying to unionize
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oh he's from a right to work
wait where did your costume go i don't
know probably the same place yours went
so what's your third idea what do you
mean third idea
isn't that the pattern here we try two
things that fail and then the third one
always works
oh yeah i hadn't noticed that you think
we'd just start with the third idea
so anything else on the web it's funny
that you mention the web
there's a creature called the web kraken
web kraken what's that it's a
kraken-like creature that was invented
by the same guy who came up with siren
head
wait siren head's not real anyway how
does one defeat a web kraken
they're undefeatable too great there
goes my summer vacation
wait it says here that perseus used the
head of medusa to defeat the original
kraken
medusa yeah lady with snakes for hair
mere side of her can turn you to stone
you know so the kraken is defeatable any
chance you can order one of those medusa
heads on amazon
i'm way ahead of you dang it they're out
i have another idea that just might work
let's do it then
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hey kraken i have the head of medusa
here so get lost
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addy he's not buying it don't worry i
got this
hey kraken here's a little preview
it worked good thing i keep this bag of
rubber snakes ready for just such an
occasion
so addy do you promise to never summon
the kraken again
never never ever never ever
alright fine you're no fun so where did
the kraken go to anyway
i don't know back to newfoundland i
guess are you sure he's not back in our
pool
yeah i'm sure and you're sure that when
he went back he didn't open up a portal
for another monster to come into our
world
i said i'm sure i'm pretty sure
we better go check
oh no
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bye
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are we okay julian's like rethinking
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things