WE WORK VERY HARD HERE.
BUT ALL AMERICANS WORK HARD.
YOU GUYS WORK HARD?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AMERICANS WORK HARD, BUT THE QI
IS ARE WE WORKING SMART.
WE NEED TO WORK HARD AND SMART.
WE NEED TO WORK SMARD.
FOR EXAMPLE, SAVING TIME COMBINING WORDS.
THAT'S SMARD.
LUCKILY, THERE ARE WAYS TO SAVE TIME AND SIMPLIFY YOUR LIFE,
THANKS TO THE GOOD PEOPLE AT THE INTERNET.
YOU GO ON THE INTERNET, JON?
YOU GO ON THE INTERNET EVER?
>> Jon: YEAH, YEAH, I GET TO IT EVERY NOW AND THEN.
>> Stephen: I JUST GOT A SUBSCRIPTION.
I JUST GOT A SUBSCRIPTION FOR THE INTERNET.
>> Jon: OH, WOW.
>> Stephen: IT'S COOL.
THEY HAVE GOOD STUFF ON THERE.
THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO PUT THINGS ON THE INTERNET TO DO ORDINARY
TASKS IN SIMPLE WAYS.
THEY'RE CALLED-HACKERS.
I SAW THIS ON REDDIT.
IT'S A HANDY WAY TO SEPARATE EGG WHITES USING A PLASTIC BOTTLE.
THERE, OKAY?
THAT'S A LIFE HACK.
ISN'T THAT FUN?
THAT'S A LIFE HACK FOR MAKING EGG WHITE OMELETS, PLUS WHEN YOU
GET TO THE GYM, NOW YOU HAVE A REFRESHING BOTTLE OF YOLK.
( LAUGHTER ) SOMEBODY EVEN POSTED A HANDY
ANIMATION TO HELP YOU HACK YOUR OFFICE ELEVATOR.
>> WANT TO USE ELEVATOR WITHOUT STOPPING AT FLOORS FOR OTHERS?
ONCE YOU HOP ON, HOLD THE "CLOSE DOOR" BUTTON UNTIL THE DOOR
CLOSES.
CONTINUE TO HOLD IT AND SELECT THE FLOOR YOU WERE GOING TO.
AND DON'T LET GO OF THAT NUMBER, EITHER.
ONCE THE ELEVATOR STARTS TO MOVE, IT WILL ALLOW TO YOU SKIP
EVERY FLOOR.
THIS IS ACTUALLY USED BY POLICE TO GET TO A FLOOR FASTER, AND IT
WORKS.
>> Stephen: YES, NOW YOU CAN USE THE SAME LIFE HACK POLICE
USE TO SAVE LIVES WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO AVOID MAKING SMALL TALK
WITH BILL FROM ACCOUNTING.
( LAUGHTER ) AND I'M SO APPRECIATIVE THAT
OTHER PEOPLE OUT THERE HAVE DONE THIS FOR ME, WE HERE AT THE
"LATE SHOW" WANT TO PAY IT BACK WITH A FEW LIFE HACKS OF OUR
OWN.
THIS IS "LIFE HACKED."
THAT'S ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO OPEN A BOX, BY THE WAY.
FIRST OFF, DO YOU HAVE A HIGH ELECTRIC BILL.
ARE ELECT COSTS KILLING YOU?
CUT THOSE COSTS BY PLUGGING EVERYTHING IN YOUR HOUSE INTO A
SERIES OF DAISY CHAINED POWER STRIP.
NOW AS FAR AS THE POWER COMPANY KNOWS YOU'RE ONLY USING ONE
OUTLET.
LIFE LIFE.
>> HACKED!
>> Stephen: THANK YOU.
>> THAT WAS SO GOOD, KIND OF FRIGHTENED ME.
NEXT UP, EVERYBODY'S HAD THIS PROBLEM.
AFTER A FEW MONTHS YOUR NEW COMPUTER STARTS RUNNING SLOWLY.
JUST FREE UP SOME MEMORY BY DELETING ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF
YOUR BABY.
YOU DON'T NEED THEM.
SHE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THAT ANYMORE.
LIFE.
>> HACKED!
>> Stephen: TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOUR PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE?
CONSIDER THIS-- YOUR NAME COULD BE TODD.
LIFE.
>> HACKED!
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU RUN OUT OF POST-IT NOTES?
JUST GRAB YOURSELF A BUTTERFLY, WRITE A MESSAGE ON ITS WINGS AND
THEN TAPE IT TO THE REFRIGERATOR.
LIFE.
>> HACKED!
>> Stephen: CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR COWORKER'S NAME AND ARE
EMBARRASSED TO ASK AGAIN?
JUST START CALLING HIM ON "HONEY," "BABY" OR
"BOOTYLICIOUS."
WHEN THEY SUE YOU FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT, THE SUBPOENA WILL
HAVE THEIR NAMES WRITTEN ON THE BOTTOM.
LIFE.
>> HACKED!
>> Stephen: HERE'S ONE WE CAN ALL RELATE TO.
DO YOU WISH YOU OWNED A MINIATURE PONY?
WELL, INSTEAD, JUST LOOK AT YOUR FULL-SIZED HORSE FROM FARTHER
AWAY.
( LAUGHTER ) LIFE.
>> HACKED!
>> Stephen: CAN'T GET FOOD DELIVERED IN YOUR AREA?
EASY SOLUTION, GRAB AN INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED KRAFT
SINGLE, SLAP ON A STAMP, AND THEN MAIL IT TO YOURSELF.
IN JUST TWO TO THREE DAYS YOU GET A DELICIOUS SNACK DELIVERED.
LIFE-- >> HACKED!
>> Stephen: LOOKING FOR A WAY TO GET OUT OF A SEGMENT THAT HAS
NO NATURAL ENDING?
JUST STOP TALKING.
LIFE-- >> HACKED!
>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JAMES CORDEN.