- All video games are violent.
- What about Paperboy?
- Shut up!!!
- Okay, so your mother brought you into this therapy session because you
violently murdered an animal?
- I swatted a fly that was pooping on my sandwich.
- Look, I didn't want to make this a big dealio,
but that's pretty much the same thing as violently murdering a unicorn.
- Riiiight.
- So, uh, what are you doing over there?
- Oh, I'm just playing Super Head Esploder X. It's this game where you get to esplode people's heads. Right now,
I'm actually esploding my mom's head for setting me up with this stupid therapy session.
- That's it!
What the frick?!
- You see, I didn't wanna make this a big dealio or anything,
but violence in video games is pretty much the only reason for violence in our society.
- So there was no violence before video games?
- Nope.
- Okay, smarty pants, what about the American Civil War?
- The Am--
You just made that one up.
- What?
(scoffs)
I'm playing this game, and you can't stop me.
Bitch!
- Okay, I didn't want to make this a big dealio
or anything, but it looks like that video game is gonna make him super violent. I only have one option.
I must kill him before he becomes violent. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(maniacal laugh)
- Thank you, sweet cheeks. Don't crash until Wednesday.
Next!
- (scoffs) Hey, no butts! Hey, hey, DMV lady!
Yeah, this man's a dirty stinking line butter!
- No one likes a tattle-tale.
- You gonna do something about it, chode nugget?
- Um...
No, I'm just gonna take a couple of pictures.
(video game noises)
- What-- what are you doing?
(video game noises)
Hey, DMV lady! He's esploding my head, and it hecka hurts my feelings!
- Subject is still playing the game and has hurt someone's feelings.
It's only a matter of time before he hurts something more than feelings. This is a really big freaking dealio.
I must study him further and then
strike when the time is right.
(laughing maniacally)
- Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have decided to name their baby #Kimye.
- Oh, what the frick?
- No one can hear what I'm saying, so I'm just
gonna openly admit...
- Ha ha ha! I'm esploding all your heads! Ha ha ha.
- Now this is a really big freaking dealio.
Subject has now began esploding the heads of celebrities. Kim Kardashian and her butt are frickin' national treasures,
gosh dang it! Now I know I must kill him.
- You're gonna kill me?
- Um, note to self, don't say what I'm writing out loud.
- Wait, if you're gonna kill me to prevent me from becoming violent, wouldn't that make you
violent?
- Look, that doesn't count! Just give me the damn game, or I'll kill you!
- Fine, bro. Jeez. (mockingly) It's not a big dealio!
- It's a huge
freakin' dealio!!
Die!
Yeah! I'm bad blood! Oh, so
bloody! (laughs)
There.
Now you won't be--
- (laughs) Eat it, heads. Ha ha ha.
- G-give it to me now.
- Oh, come on, man. I just use the game to get out my anger and frustrations.
Maybe you should try it?
- Give me that stupid violent game.
(video game noises)
- Smoshtastic!
- This is, uh--
This is actually pretty neato.
- See? Isn't the game fun?
- Yep. I'm still gonna kill you!!
- No! No, please, no!
(screaming)
- (laughing maniacally)
Human blood! Ha ha ha!
- To see bloopers and deleted scenes, click the video right here.
- (croaky babbling)
- Oh, yeah, Super Head Esplorer X is really available in the App Store. It's kind of a big freaking dealio.
(explosion) - You are dead!
- Thanks for subscribing, but I'm still gonna kill you! Just kidding. I'll just esplode your head.