*DING*
*ROOOOAAARR..... BOOM!*
*DRAMATIC MUSIC*
Nani?!
Nani indeed
You thought you'd defeated me? Ha!
You Joestars are PATHETIC!
All you achieved in your last battle was to postpone your death (ouch)
Like a fisherman returning to shore for a forgotten rod...
Only to go back to sea and be lost in a storm!
Muhahaha!
*painful groan*
Good... grief...
*OUTRAGE*
How dare you!
Well you won't have to listen much longer!
In fact, you won't ever hear anything ever again!
The world is more POWERFUL than ever
and with your pitiful stand defeated
I will crush you like the insect you are!
*Creepy tongue lick*
*groan and smile. He's up to something!*
*HE'S UP TO SOMETHING!*
What? A smile?!
What could you possibly have to be happy about?
*Points* My... friend...
Has... just... arrived
What?!
Who dares?!
My...
Boy...
Friend...
*WHAT A TWIST!*
Boyfriend?
Muhahahaha!
What a ridiculous name!
It will look especially funny when it's written on your tombstone!
Oh? You're approaching me?
Even though you've seen what the power of the world has done to your friend
I'd say you were brave... but foolish is more accurate
Muhahaha
Like a schoolboy leaning out of a train window when a tunnel is just around the corner...
Careful you don't lose your head!
Hmmm! You will find that defeating me with my all powerful stand the world
is MUCH more challenging than murdering some chicks parents!
Enough talk! It's time I put and end to this!
SING?!
Dont' you mean... fight?!
*OUTRAGE*
ENOUGH!
I'll play your little game... Stand or no stand
I WILL DESTROY!
*FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKING STAND ACTIVATED*
*Dio builds up a mad amount of notes using his stand*
*Boyfriend takes severe damage. Will he survive?*
Uh oh
*Dio sings for his life!*
*CRACK*
*whimper*
*Dio's head explodes*
*Epic Jojo high five*
ATTAAAAACK!!!
Kuriboh! Noooo!
That was my last monster.
What are we going to do?
Kuriboh took that hit,
but on his next attack he’ll wipe us out.
Thank you captain obvious.
Huh?
Ahem, I said believe in yourself and friends and things.
Tut tut tut.
Talking to yourself is a bad sign Yugi.
Is the pressure too much for you?
I can take all you’ve got and more Kaiba!
If I hadn’t left Exodia’s left leg in my other pants,
this battle would be over!
Pathetic!
Play your final turn you weird little starfish haired loser,
then it’s time to die!
He’s got us this time.
All I’ve got left is that card I found in that nightclub.
We have no choice then.
I play one card facedown and end my turn.
That’s it?
Hmmm… against any other opponent,
I’d simply attack,
but you have a way of turning these situations to your advantage Yugi.
Luckily for me, I bought a new card along for insurance.
BEHOLD THE FOURTH BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!!!
It’s not possible!
No one has ever managed to assemble so many dragons!
Ha! How does it feel nerd?
You’ve been pulling this crap with me for years,
but now it’s my turn!
Watch and tremble as my blue eyes merge once more to form the unstoppable
SUPER ULTIMATE TURBO BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON INFINITY EDITION!
HOLY SHIT!
HA! I have you!
You recognise your fate when you see it towering over you.
SUPER ULTIMATE TURBO BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON INFINITY EDITION….
AAAAAATAAAAACK!
ARE YOU SHITTING ME???
YOU CHEATING LITTLE BASTARD!!!
Cheating? Ha!
Nothing could be further from the truth.
Your attack simply activated my trap card –
THE MUSIC LOVERS!
When triggered,
this card takes two monsters from my graveyard
Dark Magician and Dark Magician Girl
and binds them together with the strongest force in the universe…
Love.
But my attack was far stronger than either of your puny conjurers could withstand!
Precisely.
So powerful that it triggered the music lover’s secondary ability,
WALL OF SOUND!
When a monster attacks with more attack points than the music lovers defence points,
their love for music and for one another takes the form of
an indestructible barrier which protects them from all damage for one turn.
That… doesn’t.. make… sense!
Sorry to disappoint you Kaiba,
but this battle is far from over.
The energy from your attack has also triggered the music lover’s other special ability –
SING OFF!!!
Another one???
What crap have you come up with this time?
It’s a simple competition.
A game within a game if you will.
Tell me Kaiba, your dragon looks pretty strong,
but can he carry a tune?
Carry a tu…RAH!
ENOUGH RIDDLES!
BLUE EYES ULTIMATE SUPER WHATEVER JUST ATAAAAACK!
IMPOSSIBLE!
Nothing is impossible when love is on your side.
Jesus, can you hear yourself?
I can hear perfectly,
but more importantly,
I can sing! And so can my Dark Boyfriend.
I wonder, can your dragon say the same?
USELESS LIZARD!!!
All those heads, you’d think at least one could sing???
Had enough KAIBA?
I’m just getting started!
My only mistake was to send a dragon to do a man’s job!!!
So be it.
Ha! You underestimate me at your peril Dork!
I’m rich you idiot!
I’ve been trained in everything by the worlds finest teachers!
Fighting, cards and of course…
SINGING! HAHAHAHA!!!
Oh no, Kaiba’s musical ability is beyond even that of Dark Boyfriend’s.
What are we going to do???
The only thing we can.
Make up some new ability that saves the day!
Oh yeah! Great idea!
Quit your muttering Yugi.
I’m ready to sing you out!
Your voice is most impressive KAIBA,
but you are forgetting one thing…
No… no… what now?!
You may be a match for Dark Boyfriend,
but fortunately he brought a date to the dance,
and she loves a duet!
RAAAAH!!!!!
I was… so close.
You were a worthy opponent.
If you believ…
SHUT IT!
I’m done with this card crap.
I’m rich!
IMMA GO TO SPACE BITCHES!!!