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now we have the crop shot just so you
know
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you just use that just use the garage
hey guys welcome to stir crazy my guest
today is the star of the most romantic
trilogy of films since lord of the rings
it's noah centineo hey buddy
romantic sherry's learning what yeah do
you how do you think uh lara jean and
peter compare to frodo and sam
well i think i think uh peter kavinsky
is based off of peter jackson actually
his adolescence finally i didn't think
we could uncover new facts about this
but we got these characters have kind of
entered the pantheon of great romantic
characters in cinema
who would have thunk it
let's talk about these two characters
and plot them to other famous cinematic
um
uh scenarios for instance like uh the
end of titanic
how do your characters handle the door
at the end of titanic
i have a feeling that it would it would
most likely be the same exact ending
as it was leah i think leo
peter and leo would both perish at the
end what about you can't change great
writing you just can't
how would you fare with the famous
upside-down spider-man kiss
i feel like i feel like i would pass out
i don't know how they do
you imagine where do you stand on um
iconic kisses in the rain the notebook
is probably the
the top of the mountain right the book
is is definitely top of the mountain
have you done some kissing in the rain
how do you handle that i know i don't
think i've done enough kissing in the
rain
i'm if i'm truly thinking about it it
doesn't rain a lot in l.a
in la it's just kissing in the smog it's
not the same thing
that's good where do you stand on on
deal breakers in relationships generally
you know long distance is a big part of
this new film is
a long distance relationship a deal
breaker do you need to be in the same
town
no not really i like space i think
gathering space is super important
um i i'd say if somebody is incapable of
communicating it's not an immediate deal
breaker
but i think over time it definitely like
would be the end of a relationship for
me
what if she hates utensils what if she
insists on just using her hands to eat
for everything everything
soup porridge whatever
i'd have to see depends but it depends
okay okay she might be what if she's
never seen any of your films what if
dare i say it she's never seen your work
that's so fine with me
what if she's only seen your work noah
what if the only one that
that's a bit of a deal breaker i think
if she's what if uh
she insists on calling you peter no
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awkward little awkward ah this just be
crazy
you know i have to call you peter my
name's noah but you're peter to me
i'll try it it wouldn't be an immediate
deal breaker we could try to give it a
whirl
as you know on sir crazy we've got a
series of challenges for you my first
challenge for you my friend is something
we call
really cold reads
i just put a bunch of ice cubes don't
choke yourself we need you your life and
your career so don't
i gotta stay around for the seventh to
all the boys exactly exactly
oh he's gone for it while you oh
he's committed to his craft
oh what complete me
oh you complete me that's good at first
i thought you were doing chewbacca
there is god i reckon
what i wish i knew
i wish i knew how to quit you
you're too good at this here's looking
at you kid i don't know if you're just
good at this
or you're not putting enough ice in your
mouth man i don't know yeah next time
i'm getting
really stuck okay here we go next time
i'll never let go back
i'll never let go jack it's because you
primed me
we did the mechanic thing earlier that's
when you get smart i see
i see what you're doing all right this
is the big one this is it you either
die in this one or you win there's no
there's no in between
i've never seen a man put this much ice
in his mouth before this is a first for
me
not even close
we almost lost you he did i can't feel
my cheeks
break my heart into a thousand creatures
oh
break my heart into a thousand pieces
you got it
that's what it is can you still feel
your mouth are you okay i can't even
hear you that's how cool
mission accomplished noah you are going
to be playing a superhero opposite
the rock in black adam yes this is a
atom smasher so um are you
calling the rock dj dwayne the rock are
you texting what's the status of the
relationship my homie
i call him my homie does he answer i met
him once
i met him once uh via zoom uh
and i and i told him that i was coming
for his squat game
and i mean it ready to get into the gym
with him and show up his uh his massive
calf muscles
put him to shame all right i'm gonna
tell you what
you don't see how much weight he's
squatting in his videos and that's
because he's afraid
you haven't started shooting buddy you
might want to watch what you're saying
yeah i don't like the way he talks about
my work ethic
i was reading about adam smasher i
didn't know much about this character
his real name at least in the comics is
albert
rothstein are you are you talking to me
to research what it's like to play a jew
are you playing me basically
so now you understand why we're doing
this and i'm happy that you
you're going to have any questions for
me okay i
have one um black adam style challenge
for you since you and dwayne
have amazing physiques that sometimes
can't be told apart
let's see if you can see from these
photos who's who is this duane or is
this you
who is it you're sliding your own body
so you think it's a hand oh yeah it
definitely looks like a hand i see the
the metacarpals i think it's him i think
that's dwayne
oh that's me that's your chin i'm going
to go for it damn it i was about to zap
when you go as far to say that's me on a
carpet
he knows his body
that's me look at that disgusting
mustache
let's see it and then it's him it's him
oh you just told the rocky as a
disgusting mustache i didn't mean it i
was thought i was sorry about myself
i'm so sorry i agree you got that
eyebrow smile thing he's great
that's got to be dwight you're saying
that's his eyebrow it's like uh what
part of the ball
yeah perfect you got it all right you
did two of him in a row it's got to be
me oh you're playing the averages okay
let's see it
hey that is a muscle i just do not
possess congratulations
what is what is this like a finger or
maybe one of the parts is shaded i think
that's me though you think it's you the
skin looks very light okay going by
color of the skin
no wait wait wait
you sensed it as soon as you said it you
knew you were wrong i knew i
knew this was the picture that this was
right before you changed it yeah
this is him in that turtleneck thing in
my head i was like
some stupid would you rather questions
for you buddy you ready
would you rather only play teenagers the
rest of your career or only play 80 year
olds the rest of your career
80 year olds you're done you've retired
the teenagers all i've done for the last
15 years is teenagers fair enough would
you rather get the entire love letter
from two all the boys tattooed
on your butt or get i love lana tattooed
on your face
i'd have to go for the butt it's not
going to change your career i guess
like the faces like i can continue to
work with that tattoo on my ass
right it's a fun reveal to your your
lover when it comes time to that oh by
the way
check out my butt have you seen yeah
have you seen it funny story
would you rather be stuck in your house
for six months or stuck in a prom that
lasts for six months
a house every time freaking house yeah i
think
i don't think i could last longer than
like an hour at a real problem it's a
lot
we call this the dakota johnson memorial
question she posed this to me on a
previous episode
would you would you rather have a mouth
full of bees or one bee in your butt
and they're stinging oh that's a good
follow-up no one's ever asked that
i mean the law of averages probably it's
a b that's what they do
right that's what they do no
just note to either option that's not
how it works
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i thought you were just like nah nah i i
do i reject i'm i reject your question
i know what you're trying to do and i'm
just not gonna play i'm not gonna
i would take i would take the mouthful
of these okay but they are an endangered
species
but then it's like the environmental and
humanitarian answer might be i'll take
the butt
just because you're only doing damage to
one b
you've already put more thought into
this than i have so congratulations well
it turns out i do know how to quit you
because we're out of time
noah no no no
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