so yesterday I was walking around the
house and I smelled something a stink so
I invited my friend Rhett to come over
so we can investigate this is my friend
rent hey Laura you wearing a hat okay
you want to go for a ride my truck no
you look like the type of guy who would
be into a stink I heard you guys
somebody's thinks I'm here okay so I was
walking around on yesterday and I just
smelled something that stumped right in
this area so what I want you to do is I
want you to come over here and you tell
me when you can smell something nasty
here yeah oh yeah it's a dead so there's
a dead animal that's I think I gotta go
yeah I gotta get some fresh air and come
back in right yeah so right here in the
hallway I walk through here multiple
times a day I mean gosh something stinks
now Lando had been sick and he went to
Lily's room to tell her and he vomited
in front of her door so forth one day I
thought that the vomit had not been
cleaned up but then we made sure that it
was cleaned up and it started stinking
worse and worse I'm afraid what it might
be okay I said I got an enzyme reset all
right listen let me show you this so
right here in my hallway there's this
like utility closet what you open this
on once you smell in there in this
storage closet is where I put the rat
trap and I've caught two rats so yeah
it's it's in here isn't it twist Thanks
freakin roadkill man this is my furnace
you know my heater if I take
they're got a glove because I don't like
to touch the rat trap I've caught two
reps reps with this thing because we
heard them scurrying around underneath
the house but then there's a hole back
there
see right bang there that's a hole I'll
hold of what I don't know the wall I
think you might have a rat in the wall
you don't think it's under the house I
mean there's only one way to find out if
it's under the house you get it go under
the house you know what fine I'm gonna
go under my house I'm gonna find a dead
rat I'm gonna pull it out and the stink
is gonna be gone I need to like change
clothes if I'm gonna get under there
because it's really tight whether you've
got like smaller clothes
I've got like girls but you had some
kind of small club my school clothes and
make you smaller Spanx you got Spanx you
gotta give your space Deborah Spanx yeah
I got to put my Spanx on okay getting
your Spanx in the meeting outside Oh
before we do that I kind of want a
coffee
oh yeah you cut any fancy coffee machine
now that we've smelled roadkill for the
past 10 minutes I really like a coffee
wouldn't you like yeah I I don't drink a
lot of coffee but what I do it's fancy
might I recommend a flat white you can
have a coffee you have an espresso no I
want a flat like that's my favorite
drink
that's yours
yeah I get one soon hello hey hey we're
filming you want to be on our blog I'm
showing everybody yeah hey Lily we're
gonna find me we're gonna find the stink
do you want to go under the house fill
water tape hey bud how was school
Lincoln work it we're gonna find a stink
freezing in my room what's this - guys I
said you haven't smelled it no listen
he's a teenage boy he's constantly
expelling himself or his own room and he
can't decipher between dead rats and
that's that smell what's the stink
are you telling me you haven't done this
thing
go in the hallway stand right there in
the hallway right there smelled just
y'all you're joking with me or something
else
are you telling me you don't smell
anything okay oh yeah I smelling now
what's this one if you smell it yourself
no my nose has been a little stuffy some
kind of sake what is this my like I'm
kind of busy right now
a very artistic shot at you right it
kind of seems like maybe this is a
documentary about a plumber the plumber
wouldn't plants in this house
plumbers gonna have plants going on in
my own house because I'm a man I'm the
man of the house I go under the house
I'm finding dead stuff I'll pull them
out now put them in a bag can you do the
same thing again but just act like
you're a plumber who likes plants and we
get it back in the side yard of the
plumber who likes plants you have what
you would expect plants all right so
there he is yeah hey I got a headlamp
you're going nope you put batteries in
it got it got it
oh yeah that's working about this double
how I did it triple how about you read
no what are you going right there I'm
that's gonna be a tough day yes
no it's behind you back up oh that makes
a lot more sense now take that board off
you're gonna be something oh that's good
I think we're definitely on the team
only link is doing this because there's
no way I could fit in that here move
that do you make me do everything I'm
gonna be doing the hard part a little
bit yeah Lincoln come here come on in
here I want you to watch learn something
boy learn something do you want to do it
no Jaime will stand behind that camera
and make sure that it can that it can
tell me the son of a plumber who loves
plants also loves playoffs I'm kind of
nervous at this point
I'm kind of nervous at this point as
well all right that's cool the other
great professionals yeah had some plants
in that shot shoot man I think you gotta
put your legs in first and then you got
to lay back that's the only way the
human body can get in there
cuz that with that does very convincing
convincing it look like it was pulling
without a plan just plug it in here that
was on me seriously was not me go in
blew it
well you're in charge of that one is
still running already and he's it okay I
guess I'll stuff I guess I'll get down
in here I don't see any big thing yet
you smell anything I'm not smelling
anything to say follow your nose well
this is a cool shot of your feet for the
documentary just kind of moving this
little motion like a plumber would it
looks like it's snowing dirt in here
dude just move your feet in slow motion
look more like a plumber you know like a
plumber who loves plants there you go
alright I got to get down to business
sorry do it there's a big pile of
something over there it looks like it
could be a nest oh I got a nest I just I
have to find where the rats are going up
into my it's my system well hope they're
not going up into yours alright so let
me think about this if it's do you know
where you're at do you want me to go
into the house and bang on the floor
next to the thing no not yet I don't
want you to leave me I'm gonna go over
to this nest and see if I can flush them
out dislodge that may be something right
out of that
all right I just dislodged to the nest
oh really
what is it it's just a pile of crap I
don't think anything was living in it oh
yeah I see it I see a pawprint
it looks much bigger than a rat a rat I
mean I'm talking about a freaking skunk
sighs oh oh you got a dead skunk under
there look at this freakin land oh your
dad he was a plumber who loves plants at
least for the sake of this video he's
under there trying to find a dead animal
it's not expecting this when I go home
near was I hey red what I think there's
like an infant baby it's been crawling
under here oh gosh like a possessed one
yeah man
a one-armed baby right yeah I'm about
ready to get out all right come on Oh
ever get out of here this is the best
out of the whole documentary right here
I've found nothing a lot of tight
quarters and dust but no stink no dead
animals which actually is very
discouraging because that means the Dead
is hiding somewhere else you think it
could be inside this thing Leslie
exhaust then you'd be smelling all
around the house yeah and I it when the
heat comes on you see this hole you got
a hole right here it's been patched up I
gotta get my nose into it I can't quite
I can't you got a straw like a big you
got a big straw no we're gonna cover
this is science come on I smell a scroll
really yeah so you don't think it's up
there I feel like maybe it's like
getting to see it look is that another
hole right there right there way back
yeah
get in there break anything does it
stink in there I don't I've become
immune to it you know it happened so
quickly you're cutting me into it go get
a breather come back in okay he said I
come on and just hold your breath until
which hole I think we gotta go for that
top hole hey just he's just snorkeler
yeah is that it I smell it immediately
fine what about right here it's
everywhere I should get some fresh air I
don't think less of me how do you get up
into the hole it's not the rats that are
in your house it's what you do about
them that counts can we get into the
roof can we get into that I think right
there I entrust you with my headlamp
you're becoming a plumber planter master
I don't think that was as good as mine
well it's harder to do okay
couple of things to report there's an
old rat trap up here oh really
like an old school one but there is my
friend fresh rat poop there's also some
sort of like rat chewed like a lottery
ticket what is that crap there's like a
rat won a lottery and came up here and
retired it's like Swiss cheese
yeah gosh there's like a place where
like a rat had a diarrhea or died or
something oh gosh
can we get up there and then there's
another rat trap I think you did rat
might be up here okay just come down and
give me a report what I mean it is a
biohazard seriously there's potential
health code violations I may have to
call somebody this is not a restaurant
all right we don't open a restaurant
here
that's good that's what I'm suited up
how about that game that's very
convincing oh this is worse than being
under the house because it stinks up
here and I know I'm about to find
something yeah it's fun kind of there's
I see a hole the last stuck the straw in
right there yeah
crap man this is so gross oh I can look
down into the shaft you think he's in
the shadow you might be I can't really
tell if it stinks worse over here god I
feel like I'm so close oh I found it I
found it oh gosh it's a frickin bloated
rat right there crap it's a little too
far for me to get yeah it's like a stick
or something no I got it okay okay
there's the bag I've sealed it up in the
bag I gotta get out of here I'm gonna
kind of nuts you ready yeah
that was a nightmare are you proud of me
I'm so glad you did that happen but it
is your house land are you proud of me
put the cut make sure you get the cover
from over there I'm here on my family
and it still stinks we need to double
bag it maybe I'm just so frickin
relieved that I found this thing not
only so that this blog could have a
point but more importantly so that my
house will
stink I'm so freakin embarrassed I mean
job well done Lake I gotta say I mean
you you you went low you went high and
is it recyclable I mean I'm sure there's
somebody you could turn a rat into
something but I don't think the
recycling people would appreciate that
but you sure you should just bury him I
mean like no I feel at least we should
like say some we should say something we
should say some words dearly beloved we
are gathered here at the trashcans to
celebrate the life of the rat who made
it all the way to the Attic he hit the
big time
may rest in peace or she I didn't check
the genitals