*Retarded 64 Intro*
Mario: MAMAF***ER!
*evil laugh*
(FC: Foxy comments)
(KC: Kyooshi Comments)
(DE: You know who I am.)
Swiggity swooty, I'm comin' for da bootay!
Argh! *crashes into camera*
Robotnik Alarm: SnooPING AS usual, I see?
*bowser snoring* KC: When the heck does Bowser have an alarm clock? JC:IKR
Welcome to Princess Capturing Simulator,
where you get to be a creep and steal little girls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bowser: Yeah!
Hooray.
Junior: Where's my MOMMY!!?
*Bowser laughs*
I am coming for da booty! DE: Uh-oh! PEDO ALERT!
(Bob-omb gibberish)
Bitch, do I look like I care?
NO!!!!
FC: What a Savage
NC: Fr bro lmfao
SHOWTIME!
*happy music plays*
*toad yells loudly* JC: MAH EARZ
*Wrong!*
*Wario yells*
*Wrong!*
I got-a good news! She hasn't been captured for a while!
It's our longest streak yet!
JC:Welp it's over. NC: Triggered italian incoming.
Princess Peach: *scream of help*
♪They see me rollin', they hatin'♪
Mario: FUUUUUUUUUU
I'mdabes
Announcer: DOUCHEBAG! JC:Good job XD
Jr.: Where's my MOMMY?
FC: wut JC:What wat
ROOAAAAAAAA
MWAHAHAHAHA
*WARNING! WARNING!*
FC: oh crap a fat italian
Oh no. It's Mario.
I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT!
DO YA THINK I DON'T HAVE SHIT TO DO?
WE'RE GONNA GO HOME,
AND GUESS WHAT YOU'RE SUCKING?
NC: Soda bottle?
it's a delicious cake
MAH BAWLS!
Well looks like Mario is pissed and is coming to get you. JC:Shoooooooooo-
What do you want to do? JC:PLAN IT
NC: inb4 kill mario
JC:Oh no this will not end well NC:Called it.
*TROLOLOLO SONG*
THIS IS THE LAST TIME.
THE LAST, GODDAMN TIME I'M SAVING-
THE LAST, GODDAMN TIME I'M SAVING- Banzai Bill: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
JC:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?! NC: Everything. ^^;
*Demented Bowser laugh intensifies*
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FC: oh crap JC:YOUR LEGS SHOULD HAVE SHATTERD DE: *DING*
I KILLED SO MANY MOTHERFUCKING TURTLES!
IF I SEE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE GODDAMN THINGS-
*peach yahoos*
DE: NOT SPONSORED BY YAHOO.
JC:Oh crap
Bowser: WASSSUPPPPPPP?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*girly scream*
BOOM! HEADSHOT!
GAME OVER YEEAAAAHHHHH
Robotnik Alarm: SnooPING AS usual, I see?
Welcome to Princess Capturing Simulator-
JC:BAH BYE Welcome to Princess Capturing Simulator-
Jr.: MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY! Mommy!
"Epic Bowser music plays* NC: oooooooouh time to get down to business m8
Bowser: MUHUHUHUH
*Knock knock*
FC: smartness JC:DUMBEST TING EVA
Bowser: RAHAHAHAHA
Hmmmmmmmmm...
That'll be 85 dollars.
yeah....
...no
Bowser: SUP, BITCHES?!
Mario: D'OH SHIT!
*Victory theme tune*
NC: Bowser thirst af.
*Happy princessey music plays*
FC: SLAP DA BUTTOX
*giggle*JC:How u like dat.
*Oprah* FC: GOODNESS
*LOUD COUGHING*
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHJUUAAUYGAYUAGH*
Peach: nooo
*Desperate Bowser grunting sounds*
GO!
RAHAHAHA!
JC:What is dis? DE: my hell.
Bowser: HUH?
NC: No, seriously. What the fu-
*Peach doll intensifies*
*RAPE O_O* DE: YA SEE?!
FC: It was bad anyways
*Meter Explosion*
*SCREAMS OF FEAR*
DING! NC: RIGHT IN THE NUTS!!1!
*power down*
*screams of PAIN*
*Peach also screaming her head off*
THIS IS THE POLICE. OPEN UP!
Bowser: AAUGH!
*Moment of truth*
FC: GENIOUS JC: Not really. NC: Shut the fuck up ya'll.
Bowser: Oh, hello officers!
Hey Mario, how ya doin?
Uh, listen. We, uh, got a complaint. Is everything okay?
Oh yes, we were watching "The Sopranos"-
Oh yes, we were watching "The Sopranos"- Jr.: Mommy!
Jr.: MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY!
MOMMY!
Peach: What did ya say-?!
Cop: Alright well, uh, take it easy Mario. I guess we'll see ya later.
Thank you so much for to-a protecting and-
Robotnik Alarm: SnooPING AS usual, I see?
COP 1: OH MY GAWD!
COP 2: HE'S GOT A PINGAS!
*Gunshots*
NOOOOOOO!
*DED*
GAME OVER YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH
Robotnik Alarm: SnooPING AS-
*FALCON PAUNCH*
Jr. Where's my-
AHAHOW!
FC: nobody will know... JC:U BROKE DA ROOF DE: Best way to sneak into a house. Ya retard.
swiggity swooty
RAWR FC: 10 outta 10 rawr
RAAAAAUHAHA!
RUMARUMRUMRUMRAHUGU!
*BARKBARKBARK!* FC: it's a dog! JC:I HATE DOGS DE: WHO LET THE CHOMP OUT?!
Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAA
*Kamek laugh*
PRIIINCESSS
hm?
*giggle*
WHOAH! Mama mia!
YOU SON OF A BITCH! JC:U made mistake!
*FURIOUS KOFFING*
oh Mario...
hmmmmmm?
I think it's cute! I LOVE music!
I think it's cute! I LOVE music! Mario: What the fuck are you talking about?
I also like ponies and sparkles and the color PINK! Mario: What the fuck are you talking about?
I also like ponies and sparkles and the color PINK!
JUST KIDDING, BIATCH!
*voodoo witchdoctor cries*
*BOOM!*
THAT DAMN MOTHERF***ER!
*Bowser laughing and being an ass*
*Bob-omb gibberish*
FC: Bowser got a problemo
Okay! Okay! Fine! What are your demands?
Bob-omb: We want some machine guns!
Goomba: And explosions!
Toast guy: TOAST!
YEA-what?
JC:DO IT DO IT DO IT
FC: NOPE
*Moar typical Bowser grunting sounds*
*SPOOP*
*Gibberish*
*Goombas over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Goomba: WHAT?
Bowser: I know! It's a good strategy! JC: No it's not NC: Shut up JC.
Mario: Lalalalala lalalaalaaaa Lalalalal-
WOAH!
Oooh. Very scary (and spoopy)
FC: BURN! JC: WHERE HE GET THAT FLAME THROWER?!?!?!?! NC: dunno tbh
SHIT
Bowser: GOOuu!
*Even MOAR Bowser grunt!ng*
*the koopa says MINE!*
*AHHHHHHSDKGNOSGHOSDHODFHDUFH*
DE: Should have chosen Red Koopas Instead Bowser.
GAAD F*CKING DAMMIT!
*Not even gonna say it.* (If they're so useless, why are you happy lmfao?)
cheat plox
SPOOP
*typing*
FC: Best. Password. EVER! JC: NOT!
HE FUCKING CHEATED!
*maniacal laughter*
FC: SHITS BOUT TO GO DOWN!
*lock on*
Mario: *SCREAMING NOISES*
SWEET MERCIFUL CRA-
AHHH!
Toads: OH! HEY MARIO!
FC: it is the toad mating season!
OH MAH GAWD! JUSTIN BIEBERRRRRRRRRR JC:TOO MUCH TOAD
FC: #TOOSPOOPYFOURMEEEEH
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JC:NO DON'T!
NC: Lmfao wtf. DE: it's SMG4. Anything can happen.
*Fiesta!*
Mario!
I AM INVINCIBLE! INVINCI-
No! He turned it sideways!
KILLSHOT! THAT'S A KILLSHOT!
JC: So long, gay bowser!
YOU ARE DED
GAME OVER YEEEEEEAAAAAAA
*Epic music montage*
Bowser: HUUURAAAAAAHAHA
GREAT!
Lalala, hmhmhmmmmmm!
WHAAAAAAOOOOWWWWW
duhduhduhdaaduhduhdadaaa
*MM IM DABEST MM IM DA BEST MM IM DA BEEEEEEEST*
Luigi: OKIE DOKIE
Nice going. You got the wrong princess.
NO GOD PLZ NO
Peach: *many lalalas*
Wooooaaahhh!
GAME OVER YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH
NC: wtf you don't smoke shrooms lol
Fuck it.
♪Why, I'm easy♪
♪I'm easy like Sunday morning♪
JC: U be trippin' ballz NC: Psychedelic ass.
I'm Batman!
Robotnik Alarm: SnooPING AS usual, I see?
JC:FINALLY IT OVER FC:DERP DERP KC:I thought it was good! AK: Wait, we lost?
Subtitles by Foxy the Scout :) And JC Comments made by jaxon6062 NC comments made by [nova] DE comments by yours truly...Damon English. Thanks, this was really fun contributing!
THISISMAHSPOOPYSECRET! OOOOOOOOOO Jk AWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!