-Hi, I'm James Austin Johnson from "Saturday Night Live."
-And I'm Sarah Sherman from "Saturday Night Live."
-And I'm Aristotle Athari from "Saturday Night Live."
-We are "Saturday Night Live." Thank you for watching YouTube.
-We are the only cast members.
-And I'm the musical guest.
♪ Ba da ba-ba-ba ♪
-She plays a lot of instruments.
♪♪
Where was I? I was in a parking lot, in my car.
And I was shopping for my wedding event.
-You were at the wedding store shopping for a wedding.
Sarah, where were you?
-I was eating spaghetti and meatballs with my family.
-I mean, you can -- that's what I would have assumed,
is that she was eating spaghetti and meatballs.
-What about this is spaghetti and meatballs?!
-This is the spaghetti and meatballs of an outfit.
-Yeah. -I was on an Amtrak train
form New York to Birmingham, Alabama.
-He was. That's true. I can confirm that.
Well, I actually am being serious,
and I started hysterically crying.
-I was crying before I got the call.
No lie.
And then when I told my wife that I had gotten the call,
she's very pregnant and hormonal,
and I told her that she got the call,
this is how she cried.
-Huh! Huuuh!
Huuuuuh!
I did 400 impressions at my thing.
I did Lindsey Graham, I did Donald Trump for 45 minutes,
and was politely asked to leave.
And Lorne was waiting outside and said, "You got the part."
-Do an impression of him. -That's kind of true, though.
-Yah.
That's my impression of Lorne.
[ Inhales deeply ] Yah.
-They never hired me. I broke in.
-Yeah, she broke in.
-Went Joker style.
I did do an impression of my dad.
-Yeah? Can you do that right now?
-Yeah, it was like...
Ay, I'm walkin' here!
[ Laughs ]
-No, do your impression.
-I go, "Don't touch my friggin' daughter!
'Kay? I'm Sarah's dad!
Sarah's my friggin' daughter over here."
-I'm gonna go first. Y'all know it's the poop one.
-Aristotle, what do you got? -Oh, God.
Have to be my Angelo sketch. -It's gotta be Angelo.
[ Singing indistinctly ]
♪ Toniiiiight ♪
-Say it for me?
-[as Angelo] Say it for me?
-Hold on. Can you repeat that?
-That's how I did that. Say it for me?
-My favorite sketch that I've been in so far...
-I could tell you my favorite sketch.
-That you've been in. -That I've been in? What is it?
-I really liked the NFL on Fox. -"Crazy House."
-NFL on Fox "Crazy House"? Probably "Crazy House."
-"Crazy House" -- Because home is where the cray-cray stay.
9:30/8:30 Central.
-Dana Carvey told me to be patient.
That's the best one I've gotten, is be patient.
-Wish Dana Carvey would tell me something.
-I'll give him your number. -What did I just say?
-Car-VEE?
Dana Car-VEE. [ Laughs ]
-Be patient? Is that what he said?
-He said be patient. -Ah, that's good.
-He said, "You'll figure out all the stuff."
-Mine was, "Get outta my way!"
And that's an anonymous person.
It made me feel like I needed to get things done.
-Aidy?
Aidy! Shout-out to Aidy.
@AidyBryant. Y'all know her.
She was like, "Come on. Have fun. Take it" --
She was like, "You know what? You'll have a bad week.
Don't judge yourself on a week."
-I like staring at the wall
for a long, extended period of time.
-Yep. -Kind of.
-It's a lot of waking up at maybe 1 p.m. and...
-Catching up on sleep. -Catching up on sleep.
I'll make a little bit of espresso
and tell my wife some weird stray anecdote
from the after party. -Yeah.
-Like, you know, I peed next to Jason Sudeikis --
-Is that true? -...and he didn't really say hi
and I didn't really say hi. -Peeing and telling.
My "SNL" Sunday? You guys are lazy.
I'm getting in my stand-up shows, okay?
-She is. She's putting a lot of work in.
You do, yeah. -Yeah, I got to get it in.
-She's always got stuff, like, coming out and...
I think you're probably the hardest worker
of all three of us. -I do stand-up.
-Really popular. -Yeah, but you're like --
You're, like, an expecting dad, so...
I have no excuse 'cause I do nothing on Sundays.
-I have hilarious, awesome movie posters.
I have a "Hellraiser" poster, I have a "From Beyond" poster,
I have a "Body Double," the Brian De Palma movie, poster,
and I have a "Phenomenon" poster
and I have a John Waters "Female Trouble" poster --
-Okay, there's a lot of posters. Alright, James.
-Yeah, and my dressing room is very warm. [ Laughs ]
-It is, it's like a warm bath walking into his room.
-It's very warm, and I have the cue card from the first --
the first cold open, first Biden cold open.
I think I would just get a pair of Sarah's frames,
'cause I need some wire frames.
She's more of a wire person.
-They gave me contacts, so...
-Aristotle wears these little clear acetate glasses
that are pretty cute. -Yes.
-And if you guys think I want to look anything like
these [bleep] bozos, you're dead wrong.
-I'm too square. I'm too [bleep] square.
-I wouldn't be caught dead in a ditch
looking like these guys. [ Laughs ]
John Waters, if you're seeing this, I think you would be
the best host of all time. I love you.
-John Waters would be a good host.
-He would be a good host. -He would tear that [bleep] up.
Johnny Knoxville, I love you.
I think you would also be an amazing host.
-Give him a kiss. -Mwah!
-Has Lewis Capaldi ever done the show?
-Oh, God, what kind of --
-That's the funniest dude in the world.
I feel like he would crush as, like, host.
-You guys got to get Eric André up in this bitch.
He would -- -Eric André would be
an in-cred-i-ble... -Tear it!
-If we're doing deep-cut comedy, probably Steve Coogan.
I don't know if you guys know who that is.
-Yo, Steve Coogan would tear it up!
-I wish I could do that snap thing right now.
-Yeah, yeah. -I don't know how to do that.
-Wait...
-This thing. Show. -Show us. Show us.
-Do you know who I'm talking about?
-Hey, thanks, fans, for sending in your fan mails
and snail mails to NBC.