Me and Danny broke up.
Ew...
Me and Danny broke up.
Cute.
Every Instagram Story Ever.
Social media is stupid, I don't care about any of the haters, I'm just going to do me.
I don't need anyone's approval or validation. Peace!
Seen by only 34 people?! Aw man...
Wonder if any of my exes watched it.
- Swipe up! Swipe swipe up! Swipe up! Swipe up! - Swipe up! You should swipe it!
Swipe it upwards! Swipe up! -- I got a link, help me.
*joyful music*
This is so dumb...
Oh god, another concert. Skip skip skip skip skip skip.
*phone ringing*
9-1-1, what's your emergency?
I need you to perform a welfare check on my friend, Nikki.
And what's the reason for the welfare check?
Well, she hasn't posted an Instagram story in like three days. I'm just really worried.
- A story? - Yes, an Instagram story.
And before you ask, yes, she did post a picture yesterday, but it was like a Latergram.
I have not understood a thing you've said.
Oh my god. This is literally police brutality!
She said she's sick, but when I watched her story, she was totally at the club.
Aaachooo
Oh oh, my allergies are so bad!
Wooo--oowoaaah, *laughs*
Ugh, this is so dumb!
Oh my god, that dress look so goo -- ah! Damn it! That's an ad, not a story!
Are you serious?!
Wow! Brock, I'm so jealous I really am!
Oh, I having a great time too!
No!
Huh, you're think you're having a good night? Watch this.
Wow!
Okay, you wanna play hard ball?!
Oh -- oh I see, you're trying to fomo me, aren't you?
No no no no no no!
DAMMIT!
*claps* Well played, Brock.
Looks like its time to bring in the big guns!
NOOOOOOOO!
DAMN YOU, FOMO!
*screaming*
*imitates the Boomerang sound*
*rap music*
Sick!
*rap music*
Hell yeah.
*rap music*
23 hours later.
*rap music*
Okay...
*melancholy music*
Hey, do you mind tagging me on that and then
like tag me in the post and then like tag me in it
So I could share it on my story and then like tag me again?
*cheering* *crowd chattering*
This is so dumb!
MAN: So, Cooper, what's going on here?
Cooper?
Copper?
He won't answer you.
Ever since he started watching Instagram stories, he's gone all lazy and boring.
We used to have fun together.
Instagram stories. Not even once.
Paid for by Snapchat. Remember Snapchat? Hmm, we're still here.
My Discover is only cats.
Hey, it's your boy, Bryce and I'm here with some daily inspiration.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger -- *chokes*
*choking* *grunting*
*gasps* Oh my god. We should go help him.
I don't know. That was posted an hour ago.
Oh. Damn...
Yup.
Do you -- do you think it made him stronger?
No!
- Oh my god! This is literally police purhality! - Police purhality.
*laughs*
This isn't even alcohol!
Oow, rad honey!
Oh oh oh oh, it's tight!
Woah, hold on, I'm just confuse here uh, Sorry, what's your name again?
My frien -- ugh.
What's your name, young lady? What's your name? Help me help you.
Well, you laugh, this is this is a joke you let me know right now. Are you laughing?
Oh, hell yeah! Bang me!