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-Hi, everyone! Welcome to "Ew!"
I'm Sara. And if you're wondering,
it's S-A-R-A with no H, 'cause H's are ew!
[ Light laughter ]
Joining me today is one of my BFFs.
We met at sleepaway camp this summer and now we're reuniting
for our first ever sleepover at home.
Please welcome, Abigail! [ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, my! Oh, my! Oh, my!
Welcome. -Oh, my God.
-Oh, my! Oh, my!
It is so good to see you.
-It is so good to see you. Hey, you look great,
and all your poison ivy rashes from camp,
they're all gone! -Thank you.
-So cool. -The camp nurse went through
two crates of calamine lotion. It was nasty.
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, and by the way, you forgot your mermaid pillow
in your bunk. Here, I brought it with me.
-OMG!
I thought I'd never see this again!
I got a mad costume.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ew! Thanks, Aba!
So, what have you been up to since camp?
-Well, I'm still super obsessed with horses.
I love horses. And when I grow up,
I want to have, like, 40 horses.
[ Light laughter ]
-Would you rather fight 40 duck-sized horses
or one horse-sized duck?
[ Laughter ]
-You ask me that every time I see you.
-I'm sorry, I read somewhere online it's a good ice breaker.
[ Laughter ]
Anyway, have you posted a Throwback Thursday photo
to Insta yet?
-I was totally just about to show you mine, okay?
-Let me see. -Here's mine.
-It's so cute. [ Audience aws ]
Here's mine.
[ Laughter ]
We're practically twins.
[ Light laughter ]
It's you're like my twin sister.
-Yeah, yeah.
-Do you think that you'll go back to camp next summer?
-I'm not sure. I mean, we'd be
the oldest campers there. You know?
-But we're still too young to be counselors.
We're stuck between two worlds. It's like I'm not a girl.
-♪ Not yet a woman ♪
-I was just thinking that! [ Cheers and applause ]
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
-Hey, do you remember at camp when we would play
fashion freeze? -You mean, when you count
to three and then freeze in your best model pose?
Uh, yeah. I love fashion freeze!
-Like, do you want to do it right now?
-For sure. -Okay.
-You go first. You ready?
-Yes. -Fashion, fashion, fashion,
freeze.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That looks flawless, Aba.
-Okay, thanks. Okay, now your turn.
Ready? -Yeah.
Here we go. Fashion, fashion, fashion,
freeze!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I told you. We really are twins.
[ Phone ringing ]
Ew, it's my stepdad, Gary.
-♪ Hello from the produce aisle ♪
[ Light laughter ] I'm just pulling your leg.
It's me, your number-one step D-A-D.
-Ew, Gary! Why are you calling me?
-Well, I'm at the Shop N' Go, and I thought I'd give
a little ring-a-ling and see if I can bring-a-ling
anything to you two ding-a-lings!
They got cottage cheese on sale, two for one.
[ Light laughter ]
-Okay, Gary, we don't need any snacks.
-What? You know what they say.
A cup of cheese a day away keeps the doctor from calling
and letting you know that you have osteoporosis
due to a calcium deficiency.
♪ It's a crazy curd that will make you strong ♪
♪ Munch this curd and you'll live super long ♪
The curd is the word. You heard?
-Ew! Stop saying curd!
[ Light laughter ]
-All right, all right.
I'll catch you two gals on the flippitty flop.
Now how do I -- oh, God.
[ Camera shutter clicks ] [ Light laughter ]
Oh, I think I just took a self meme.
I got to delete that. -Gary, I'm hanging up on you.
Now --
Now it's time for the "Ew" speed round.
You ready? -Yes.
-Here we go. -Okay.
-Nacho flavored ice cream.
-Ew!
-Those weird pop-up phone holder things.
-Ew!
-Squishes.
-Ew. [ Light laughter ]
-Sun-dried tomatoes.
-Ew, ew.
-I mean, regular tomatoes are gross.
Sun-dried, are you kidding me?
[ Light laughter ]
-Steve Carell.
-So cute. [ Light laughter ]
-Really? -Yeah.
He's, like, a really talented actor.
Have you ever seen "Despicable Me 3"?
[ Light laughter ]
"Despicable Me 3"?
[ Laughter ]
Never heard of her.
Finally, Las Vegas.
-Cute. I would, like,
totally live there. -Me, too.
It's so shiny and sinful.
That's all the time we have for "Ew!"
I want to thank Abbey for joining us today.
Tune in next week. Ew!
[ Cheers and applause ]
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