- IT'S NOT JUST 'CAUSE OF THE GIFTS THAT YOU'RE HERE.
IT'S...
[audience exclaims] NO.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. I THOUGHT...
WE DON'T GIVE GIFTS AWAY YEAR-ROUND.
IT'S JUST...
SO, CONAN O'BRIEN HAD A LITTLE BIT OF FUN WITH OUR 12 DAYS,
SO...YOU KNOW, BECAUSE PEOPLE KNOW THAT WE GIVE STUFF AWAY,
AND THIS IS WHAT CONAN DID ON HIS SHOW THE OTHER NIGHT.
- WHY DO YOU HAVE A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE?
- I CAME HERE STRAIGHT FROM ELLEN.
SHE'S DOING HER 12 DAYS OF GIVEAWAYS.
ELLEN ALSO GOT ME AN IPHONE 9.
ELLEN GAVE ME A PAIR OF JON HAMM'S USED BASKETBALL SHORTS.
- OH!
- ELLEN ALSO GOT EACH OF US
THIS AMAZING TERRACOTTA STATUE OF A WARRIOR.
MY BRAND NEW MRI MACHINE THAT ELLEN GAVE ME.
[audience cheering]
- NO.
I DON'T HAVE ANY MRI MACHINES.
NO MRI MACHINES TODAY, BUT IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARD RIGHT,
YOU MIGHT GET A TERRACOTTA WARRIOR.
YOU NEVER KNOW.
[audience cheering]
WHO DOESN'T WANT THAT?
YOU'LL FIND A SPOT IN YOUR HOUSE FOR THAT, I KNOW.
CONAN DOESN'T GIVE HIS AUDIENCE ANYTHING.
NOTHING, NADA, ZIP.
AND I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUN TO SURPRISE THEM
WITH A LITTLE SOMETHING BECAUSE THEY'RE ON THE LOT HERE,
SO I STOPPED BY THE OTHER NIGHT, AND HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.
- I HAPPEN TO BELIEVE THE GREATEST GIFT
I CAN GIVE MY AUDIENCE IS THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER.
- I'VE BEEN HERE TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW AND I HAVEN'T LAUGHED ONCE.
- [laughs]
LOOK, MA'AM, I'M REALLY SORRY.
I'M NOT HANDING OUT GIFTS.
IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
- WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?
HELLO?
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS CREEP?
NO GIFTS!
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
I...
[audience cheering]
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
WHAT'S, UH...
WHAT'S UP, CONAN? HOW ARE YOU?
- OKAY, WELL, NICE TO SEE YOU, ELLEN.
IT'S JUST I--I'M... - YEAH.
- THIS WOMAN KEEPS TALKING ABOUT ALL THE GIFTS YOU'RE GIVING OUT
ON THE SHOW, AND IT'S CAUSING ME A BIT OF A PROBLEM.
- YEAH, I'M SURPRISED SHE MAKES IT OVER HERE SO QUICKLY
RIGHT AFTER THE SHOW.
I...SO YOU NEVER GIVE--
I MEAN, LOOK, I AGREE.
THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER IS THE MOST IMPORTANT GIFT,
BUT PEOPLE LIKE FREE STUFF, ALSO.
YOU NEVER GIVE THEM ANYTHING?
- NO.
[audience cheering]
YOU KNOW, I HAVE.
I HAVE.
I HAVE! - WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
- HALF A SLEEVE OF GLUTEN-FREE FIG NEWTONS IN MY CAR.
I CAN HAND 'EM OUT. WE COULD SHARE 'EM.
[audience cheering]
- THEY'RE EXCITED ABOUT THAT, IT SEEMS.
- YEAH, YEAH, WELL, I SET THE BAR PRETTY LOW.
- YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
I ACTUALLY--
WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE THE GLUTEN-FREE FIG NEWTONS,
WHICH IS HARD TO SAY, OR...
WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE SOMETHING THAT I BROUGHT, MAYBE?
[audience cheering]
WHERE IS IT?
OH, HERE.
IT'S RIGHT THERE.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, SO, WHO HERE LOVES MUSIC?
[audience cheering]
EVERYONE.
WHO HERE HAS A HEAD?
[audience cheering]
ALL RIGHT, DR. DRE MADE THE GREATEST HEADPHONES.
YOU'RE ALL GONNA GO HOME WITH BEATS SOLO2 HEADPHONES
BY DR. DRE!
[audience cheering]
NO, IT'S NOT FOR YOU.
THANK YOU, CONAN.
AND YOU'RE WELCOME HERE ANY TIME.
MAKE SURE YOU BRING ENOUGH FIG NEWTONS FOR EVERYBODY
IF YOU COME OVER HERE.
THANK YOU, BEATS. YOUR HEADPHONES ARE THE BEST.
AND I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR GIFTS A LITTLE LATER.
RIGHT NOW I CAN GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF DANCE.