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Hey, guys! It's Chasey-poo, back at you with another review.
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Clever? No? Not at all? Whatever.
Anyways, today I am going to be reviewing a product that was sent to me by Early to Bed
and, as always, these videos are sponsored by Early to Bed, who send me products for me to review
and try for you guys. And they're amazing and if you'd like to check them out please look at the [link] in the [description] below.
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So, today I'm gonna be reviewing something really small. Really small, mmm, like my peen. Kidding!
I'm reviewing a product that isn't peen related. It's actually just a storage bag,
and I know that sounds ridiculous, like, "Why would I review this?" but I- I-
[ahem] I travel a lot [cough] to have sex [ahem]
and, uh, I need [cough] a bag to, um, you know,
bring all of my peens that were sent to me to try out, so I've been, like, really struggling,
like, literally putting them- I have, like, a tote bag that Early to Bed gave me at the conference,
and it says, like, Early to Bed on it. It's a tote bag. I, like, stick all my peens in there,
I, like, close it up and, like, put it in my bag and shove it in. I've literally used, like,
plastic bags from H&M to stuff my peens and my harnesses in, or bags that I've gotten,
like Peecock sent me, like, this bag with all their products. That's what I've been using,
and it's been a real nightmare for me and I really don't- really don't like this,
so Early to Bed was kind enough to send me this storage bag. And this actually comes in red, it comes in purple,
I think black, and there's another color. This is not super expensive and I really like it.
The texture on the outside is super soft and, if you look on the inside,
um, the texture here means that, if something leaks, it's not gonna actually leak out of the bag,
so, if you have lube in there and it's open, it's not gonna leak out. Oh, there's something in here.
Oh, my bag of condoms. I told you I travel to have sex. [laughs]
What do you expect? Like, it's hard to find people to have sex with, so, when someone's like,
"Hey! I'm, like, down to try all these toys with you!" I'm like, "Holla! I'm on my way!"
Like, even if it's like, you know, across the street, or if it's across the city, or if it's, like, across the country,
or if it's in Europe, whatever- I'm not saying I've gone to Europe or across the country or, like,
anywhere other than Quebec to have sex. I'm just saying that I travel often to do the sex
and this bag has been extremely helpful to me because I like to pack my peens in there,
so there are usually minimum- [laughs]
minimum three to four peens that come in here, and then I put my lube.
And I've actually been surprised at how much I can actually stuff in this.
So, what I've put in this, and I can actually just show you, because I can show you, so this is the Mustang,
I really enjoy this, so you put that in. You probably shouldn't put silicone coys [sic]- silicone toys with other silicone toys.
If they stay together for too long, I- in my opinion, from what I've seen, they kind of lose their shape
and I don't think that that's really good.
Let's add the Peecock in there. Why don't we add a little packer? How about the Captain?
Let's put the Captain in there. Let's put Ellis, and, uh, how 'bout Hugo?
Oh! And there's a butt plug. Might as well put that one in there, too.
So, I've put all of these peens in here and they all fit. And what I really like about this bag, and-
you know I could actually literally fit more in here. It is a little heavy, but, you know, what can you expect?
Um- this is a double zipper bag, which means that it has, um, a loop in the zipper, 'kay?
that you can put a lock in. So, if you don't want anyone to find this bag and be like, "Oh, what's in here?"
and they're like, "Oh, it's so squishy! What's in here?" and then they try to open it-
"Mm, sorry, toots, but there's a zipper, you can't-" there's a zipper- "there's a lock. You can't open it."
So, for me, that was, like, a really good feature, but, um, overall, this bag is absolutely amazing.
I have the little card here that comes with it. It's "Zappa Toy Bag," um-
and it just shows you what you can put it in [sic]. It actually says that it holds a magic wand in there.
Um- and it's a- "water-resistant nylon inner liner prevents lube and other liquids from escaping."
Um- and it is- "bold microsuade exterior," so it is vegan, alright? So this is not, like, animal.
I'm not, like, carrying my toys in some dead animal flesh. Um- but, yeah.
So, as a super simple toy, and as a super simple gift, if you'd like to give something to someone,
and it's, like, you know that they have a lot of toys and they might travel,
I definitely recommend this bag. This has been the best storage bag that I've ever gotten.
I am looking forward to getting more storage bags in the future so that I can review them
and let you know which ones I think would be great, but this is literally, like, the shortest review because there's not much to say about this.
All I can say is I do 100% recommend this. Even if you're not gonna travel, and you need somewhere to store your toys,
you don't have a wall like me, where I can have four shelves with peens everywhere,
and I have drawers where I have other peens that aren't even on the wall 'cause I haven't reviewed them yet, um-
if you don't have that and you don't have access to a wall like this, then you can get a bag like this and put it underneath-
I've had issues because oi- um- silicone kind of secretes oil, which is really not fun,
and I've put it in a box before that I got at IKEA that's kind of like a cardboard box and the oils kind of, like, go all over.
And this bag would also be really good if you want to store your packers in there,
but, like I said, it's really not good to have silicone on silicone for too long,
so, if you have individual little bags that you can put these packers in and then put them in here,
I would recommend that.
Anyways, let me know what you think. I'm really in love with this bag. And, if you have this bag, let me know what you think about it.
And if you have any products that you'd like me to review from Early to Bed, please let me know.
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'cause then you get a percentage off, which is great.
Anyways, I'll see you guys later. Thank you so much for watching! Have a great day! Bye!
[Outro music] As I roll this dick on my face, it has been on Ash's genitals.
[Outro music] - completely inside you.
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[Outro music] Oh, god!
[Outro music] My wiener has been in there.
[Outro music] Squishy.
[Outro music] Licking of the butt is amazing.
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[Outro music] Why is it that, every time I got a goddamn dildo in my fucking hands,
[Outro music] I just wanna pretend like I am on a call, that is very important, with Amazon.