- Free walking tours here.
Free walking tours all day.
Downtown Los Angeles. - Best walking tour
in the city.
- Free walking tours! - Ladies?
Three of you, two of us?
There's another lady behind you.
- You know Charles Manson killed 19 people right up there.
Yup.
So join us.
- So we're doing a free walking tour today,
if you're interested.
- Jamarcus... did you play for the Cowboys?
- No.
- There's sunscreen in that doughnut.
We're going to be out in the sun a lot.
- Hello my name is David.
- This is my brother David.
- I'm David.
This is our free walking tour.
And it begins right here at the central library
right here behind us.
This was built in 1926 and it's been housing
all the wackos and kooks since that moment.
- Before we go... - Oh!
- I would like to...
Is it okay if I say a prayer over everyone?
- Please do. - Okay.
- Just take his hands please.
Electricity, everybody just take each other's hands.
- Sweet baby Jesus please protect us
from our enemies and the citizens of this city
that wish to do... - Okay moving on!
(upbeat music)
(sweet music)
Okay so now we're under the library tower.
If everybody looks up, straight up...
And imagines themselves on a beach
with no clothes on.
And you can wrap your legs around this building,
you'd have the tallest penis in the West.
- The tip of which would have
a McDonald's and a Jacuzzi.
- Just a couple of things I want to tell you
about Joseph Scott.
he was a beloved citizen, distinguished lawyer,
stalwart champion of Americanism.
He practiced law in Los Angeles from 1894 to 1958.
- Also this is the most masturbated to statue in the city.
- And if you look above you you'll see more buildings.
- Well that's a PT Cruiser right there.
Car of the future.
The Westin Bonaventure Hotel!
Hey, can anybody tell me what it's made of?
- Metal?
- That's right.
Metal and glass.
- Glass.
Metal and glass. - You guys...
I don't even know why we're here.
- Alright come on.
Come on. Come on.
Come on.
Sir, you stay over there.
- This right here is named the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion,
and is the crowning achievement of Miss Chandler.
Her previous crowning achievement was
she had seven orgasms in seven minutes.
Come on, hurry!
(intense music)
Who's hungry?
Anybody hungry?
Well there's one thing we did for you
on this free walking tour.
We provided you with one of L.A.'s finest food trucks.
Here it is right here.
The Diablo Huevos and bologna sandwiches.
(crowd cheers)
Who likes deviled eggs?
Come on, join us!
- Hello my friends!
It's so good to see you!
You want deviled egg or bologna sandwich?
- Yes, bologna sandwich.
- All we have left is open-faced. (laughs)
Oh, here we go!
No, no I do it to you.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh yes!
It's so good!
(mariachi music)
- Muscles, everybody.
Muscles.
Some interesting information about this sign.
Now Los Angeles has 25 sister cities.
And yes, they do all get their period at the same time.
- Interesting thing about the Biltmore Hotel David,
is it is the most haunted building in the world.
Maybe because it's built
on an ancient Chinese burial ground.
- This right here is one
of the last remaining hold outs
from the Occupy Wall Street movement.
(screaming)
As you can see, this is titled the Broad Plaza.
It's a tribute to women in Los Angeles.
(string music)
Okay, so this is one
of my favorite corners in the city.
Right behind me that is
the Walt Disney Concert Hall.
Frank Gehry has deemed the bathrooms
in that place acoustically perfect.
- I would also like to point out that it's built
on an ancient Disney burial ground.
- Behind you if we can all turn around...
There's a great sculpture there of Daniel Day Lewis.
(upbeat music)
Right now is the end of the tour.
- Concludes the end of the tour, yes.
(crowd moaning)
- Part one.
We're now starting part two.
Pile on in! - I told you
there would be a limo.
Nancy Joe!
Lady Purple!
Joey Satrioani! - Satch!
Take her away, Rick.
- Take it away!
(upbeat music)
- Hey everybody.
We're the Walsh Brothers.
And after you've written
whatever the hell you wanted to write
underneath the video...
Hopefully it's terrible and negative and...
We love that shit.
Go back and watch the video because...
- Because we've hidden a secret button.
- He hid the button.
- Somewhere on our favorite expression.