Back by popular demand, Man VS...*bump noise*
Are you okay? Corinne, weakly: no
You hit your head on the table? You want to try that again?
It really hurts, I think I'm bleeding
What's up everybody welcome to Man VS... Corinne VS Pin
You got it that time
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The Calligraphy Pen Rob: Made from aluminum cans
We popped over to the old Pinterest and found some instructions
not very good instructions, I might add
Alright, we got supplies; a can...boom
A bamboo Corinne: I guess that's what he means by 'a bamboo' Rob: I think so
Scissors *snip snip snip*
And self-adhesive tape Corinne: Isn't all tape self-adhesive?
I think so, is it?
Let's get started shall we
You always have to do that?
Yes...it's funny
All right so I got myself this bamboo rod over here
a little too long for a pen
so I'll just snap those right in half, like this
yeah that didn't seem to work that great i'm gonna do mind the right way and
score the bamboo first with this lobotomy shaped saw, and then snap it
very nicely like so Rob: yeah, same sh*t
I got a little splinter from that though so Rob: awwwwh Corinne: yeh
Alright, next it says cut the tip of the bamboo like a swordfish
The f*ck does a swordfish look like?
I mean I did mine pretty well
like I just use the scissors and slowly shaped the tip of the bamboo
and it came out looking really nice
I used the hacksaw Corinne: yeah
this attempt didn't turn out too well attempt, attempt two though, er...sure
this looks pretty good, I guess, swordfish esq...like
For the next step we're going to need the cans
So they're filled
F*ck yeah they're filled Corinne: we're gonna have to drink them?
It's only 11:30 in the morning Rob: Woo!
Cheers, to breakfast
Wee-oo!
I got myself my hacksaw Corinne: Why are you using the hacksaw?
Because that's what I had
A much easier way to do this is to puncture the can with some scissors and just cut the bottom and top off
The noise that you're making right now is rage inducing and I kinda wanna hacksaw your face off
Nowhere in the supplies does it say hacksaw by the way Rob: yeah, whatever
All right, then cut your can into two parts and fold one of them
I really don't think you need to do that, all you need to do is fold the can like this
and you can just cut your folded pen tip from one of the sides of the can
Oh, well I have obviously already done this wrong, I cut it in half the wrong way
Well, that's not surprising
Oh all these f*cking instructions are written by a God damn two-year-old
I mean, I guess I'm going to drink another beer
How convenient for you
Oh God damn it
Alright, Rob's already drunk and it's only 11:39 Rob: Woo! Feelin' good
Two beers in, taking this hacksaw, cutting the can
AHH! F*ck!
Yep, was waiting for that one to happen
Oh f*ck you, this f*ckin' bullsh*t f*ckin' project can't f*ckin' read a God damn instruction right bullsh*t!
Do we need to go to the hospital?
No, I don't think so, I just need a f*cking Band-Aid
Alright, let me get you a Band-Aid, you don't have to be a little baby about it
You've already cut yourself a bazillion times on this show
I finished cutting off the top and the bottom
You've got your sh*t done over there I guess already, huh?
Yeah, mines looking pretty good and I'm ready to go
so I cut this into the pen shape, yeah that looks pretty good
Alright here it says to fix the metal tip on the bamboo and 'cut slightly the end of the tip'
This pretty good kinda looks like the picture, I guess
what do you got over there?
I mean I think mine looks pretty fantastic too
I think that this point, we're done, right? Corinne: Yeah! Rob: -just try them out
All right we just got to get our ink and give it a go
Super black, that's f*cking racist
I want to write a little letter to my favorite person
It's actually turning out pretty good, I'm surprised at how much control
over the ink I have with this, but, there is no writing small with this thing
Control? What the f*ck kind of control is there?
I mean, here's the thing, I don't even know how to f*cking write calligraphy in the first place
I guess it's just some swirls and some fancy lines you got to add
Corinne: Pretty much Rob: I don't know
Mine is looking pretty good over here Rob: This is f*cking stupid
This is the ancient form of texting *both laugh*
All right, i mean i guess I'm done Corinne: I'm done too
All right, what do we got?
Are you ready show them off? Rob: yeah yeah yeah, you go first
okay
oh, look at that!
that is ni--
...sh*tty. You did a real sh*tty job
Let's see yours
That's in response to you
I mean, I think mine looks way better
Mine is clearly more artistic
I guess art is subjective...
So who do you think won this epic throwdown?
It's either me, or Corinne
decide in the comments below, also if you see any more f*cked up pins out there leave those down there as well
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And until next time *snip snip snip*
Oh, see, you know I like that together now
Corinne: *laughs* Rob: awhoh