[Dunk] Hey guys!
Here I am with a new game called VISAGE
It's a... Uh... It's a horror game.
Um...
(Flipping the light switch on and off)
And... it's pretty good!
It's a pretty fun game, if I can so say my-
As you can probably see, this game is very heavily inspired by the Playstation 1 hit
Uh...
Blasto.
And, I'm seeing this cat clock and I'm thinking...
you know, "Hey! Maybe we're gonna have to turn this game off-"
What are we doing?
I think...
I think my first order of business is gonna be to turn on every light switch
in this God-forsaken House
before I get murdered by a ghost.
Shh!
You hear that?
What is that?
Uh-oh!
Wait a minute!
Vacant house with a bunch of creepy hallways?
And...
There's this guy on the radio?
This is just ripping off of "Iggy's Reckin' Balls"
I have an idea.
Let's just-
Walk right out the front door.
"It's jammed"
All right!
Can you just smash the glass?
With an object?
And then we can leave...
Ooh! Check this out!
It's like Shenmue.
(Laughs)
Woo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
This is getting good!
All right! Let's turn this off.
Now...
What do we...?
Can't go in there. We need the basement key.
Um, let's...
Let's go upstairs...
I think I've checked every room now.
Turn this on.
Maybe- Ooh! Maybe I didn't try this door yet...
No, that's jammed.
(static noise)
Wha-?
That's kinda creepy.
Uh-
A... Uh...
Radio...
Off!
All right!
No!
Off!
All right! Let's go upstairs now...
I'm watching you!
Don't you-!
Yeah! That's right.
All right!
Looks like we got some pills here...
Uh, we got...
what appears to be a...
Red blow dryer.
Oh, you know what? There's gonna be a key...
It- Hidden in one of those toilet paper rolls.
That's what-
The fuck?
Don't do that, game!
All right!
Um...
So, there's definitely gonna-
What-?
What was that noise?
Just a... ghost.
Close the door!
Ghost can't get me.
Ghost can't get me if I close the door!
So, like I was saying,
there's definitely gonna be like- Uh...
We have to find a key in some kind of, like...
"Hidden compartment" somewhere.
And...
Turn it back. Turn the light back on!
Turn the light back on! Too scary!
Ghost!
Don't kill me!
I can see shit-
This is horrible!
I am-
I am gonna get killed by a Bughuul. (Demon)
I can't- I can't see shit!
I can't- I don't know what I'm doing-
Hold "E"?
What am I doing?
I don't even know what, object-
Oh, fuck!
Is that me or a... a ghost?
I see a faint light!
I see it-
Hold "E" to grab. There we go! Here we go!
[Game] "The cow says..."
"MEEHH!"
[Dunk] Oh, goddammit.
That is not-
Woo! woo!
The light-! Uh!
There!
Problem solved.
Now...
(Dunkey's Evil Laugh)
Gonna get a lot of flak for this in the comments,
but I always say that...
it's always worth it, to me, to spend that extra, Uh, 20 cents
and get the... Buy the lightbulbs that actually illuminate...
your house.
Check me out!
I got a lighter now.
This game is too-
Oh-!
Oh, boy!
Oh, boy...
OK...
O...K... There's-
Oh...
Yeah. I'm not doing that!
I'm not doing that!
Definitely one of these toys is gonna come to life and kill me.
Uh...
Is it gonna be the Pony?
Or the creepy, uh, baby...
with the-
No, no, no, no, no.
It's gonna be this guy.
It's gonna- You can-
You can tell that it's gonna be this one.
Should I go in the closet?
Oh, I see a little drawing in there.
Oh, who is that? A Bughuul?
(Knocks on wood)
Knock-knock, Bughuul.
Hello!
(Knocks on wood)
Anybody in there...?
[Game] "This is a horse..."
(Very distorted horse neigh)
[Dunk] Shit!
The lighter went out. (Laughs)
This is- This is not good.
This is a good show!
Ooh! What is that? A plant?
Over his head?
And then there's a lamp over there, on the right.
Of course, I've seen this episode. A hundred times.
What else is on? (Switching channels)
Ok.
Ok. It's- I broke it.
TV's busted.
Let's go... Uh...
Ooh...
Wait a minute. We're back in business!
Now, look-! Look at this!
There's a new show on!
This is like- Oh, yes!
See, this is like footage from inside of the house
and you can just barely, uh, make out there's like a woman standing...
...in a room with a flickering light.
Very unsettling image!
I think this was from... Season 3, I believe.
Bughuul!
I'm going in the attic now.
Don't kill!
The-
Woah!
This is early acess? NOO! Now that- That's some scary shit, man.
(Flips the switch)
Time to go in the basement...
where you die...
Can I- ?
Here- I have like a candle in my inventory.
How do I do this?
I get the thing out...
There!
Put the candle...
Light the candle with the...
with the thing.
No!
Don't pick-
No! Don't pick that up.
Put the...
Put...
..that on- Yes!
(static noise)
Oh, fuck! (Scared)
Goddammit! Piece of shit-
Ok!
Going down...
Here we go!
There's no light at all, down here. This is...
...not very- Oh!
There! There!
There!
(Sighs of relief)
YAAYYYY...
Ok!
(Female ghost sigh) Now-
The fuck was that? (Whispering)
What is that?
(Laughs quietly)
Nooo... (Laughing)
No.
Let's-
Let's go back upstairs...
Eh! We'll just- Yeah! We'll just gonna go back upstairs...
And-
Ok! We're back upstairs where is nice and safe.
And...
Okay!
Maaan...
Let's, uh...
Let's go back- Let's go back in the basement?
Oh, yeah!
We're here in the bird cage room.
Every house should have one of these, in my opinion.
It's just good taste...
...to have a hundred of these everywhere.
What am I look-?
What am I even doing at this point?
WHAT THE FUCK?! (Scared)
(Laughs)
What the fuck?
I don't wanna be-
Let's- How do I- ?
I can't even get out of here. It's like a maze!
It's like a-
(Female ghost breathing)
What is that breathing?!
Oh, I see something...
(The breathing and moans gets louder and closer)
Oh, no!
Oh-
OH, BOY!
OH, BOY! IT'S COMING TOWARDS ME!
Ok. Let's get-
Let's-
No, no, no.
Let's get- Let's get out of here!
Let's leave...
(Sigh)
Let's-
Is she coming-?
She's still coming!
Is she coming?
No, wait! She's going back.
AAND SHE'S COMING!
She's coming- She-
Is she though?
I can-
Hello...
I think she's getting stuck-
Hello...
She's getting stuck.
Like... her AI is like, getting bugged.
Like, she can't get pass this spot.
(Laughs)
She's stuck.
You stupid ass ghost!
You can't even get pass that drawer!
You fucking idiot!
Wait...
OH, GOD!
(Laughs)
Ok! Let's-
Oh, fuck! (Laughing)
Go!
(Laughter of despair)
Go!
Go, go, go! Go, go!
(Laughs)
Ok!
Ok! (Laughs)
(Chuckle)
She-
I think we lost her. (Relieved)
I think we won.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I recognize that door! (Silent Hill 4: The Room)
That's from- I- That's from something else...
from another game...
Uh...
Chameleon Twist!
No?
'melion Twist?
No?
Iggy's Reckin' Balls???
♪ Dubstep music ♪
[music stops]
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