let's freakin go friends I am going to
permit get us a light-hearted comedy
game hits face a lot it's it's good for
you guys I'm drunk hey dude
where the hell am I am i up top here's
bullets over here wait across from your
gun room
I got a guitars that good look at this
good I like being floppy it says do not
open door I kind of want to open the
door wait how how do we go to the medbay
have you've seen it yet I have not yeah
I'm okay I'm trying to find it guys
where the hell are you hey give me your
harmonica captain says give me your
harmonica
I think I put it in the cabinet there by
you all right Seifer concert boys come
on come on oh no hey I'm gonna captain
you so just write in your okay I gotta
find the guns again so Wade yeah we got
a we got to go to this massive I don't
play this game and you threw me into
this I don't know guys I don't know guys
I go and I open the outside door okay
okay you alive I am pretty good the pump
saved me I'm a little wet I'm undocking
I'm excited I don't know what I'm doing
but I'm excited
Sean you're an engineer you're
responsible for fixing everything oh
[ __ ] oh my god this game is so confusing
looking Bob are you doing that I'm what
do you mean I thought oh piloting I
clicked interact and I saw a bunch of
information that I'm not sure what is
where are we supposed to be going we're
supposed to go into Institute or
something or other
oh no clue why you all wet because I'm
checking for systems that are broken my
decisions be broken we just move because
we're yes that's uh huh we just moved a
tiny bit why would it be broken huh I
mean any a lot of movement is pretty bad
news for sons like hair ship shouldn't
exist okay so what what
thing to fix what's the thing it should
be fixing holes and holes and anything
that that has a little red zappy repair
me signs on it okay so it's your power
will power down we're powered down yeah
okay Sean that's you're walking away
from the engine that's okay I'll take it
okay okay it's fine all right cool
popped a new fresh bad boy in there how
do you understand what the [ __ ] is
happening enemies all right I'll give
you a lowdown shot this is the engine it
is the life heart of this ship okay if
it runs out of fuel I know what an mg
yes we stop the fuel is into the locker
to your left
ah so many enemies and then you put them
into four areas yes but only put one at
a time because we we don't need that
much power if it gets too much power and
overheats right now it's on automatic
cutting if you open it up yeah but
sometimes if we need quick response like
we need sudden power to engines and and
Captain Bob suddenly thrust it up to max
you need to cranky power up cuz the
automated system is not fast enough okay
turn fast so glad I picked engineer oh
my god this is so [ __ ] confusing
repair or repairing okay I'm doing a
thing do you guys drop stuff I repaired
I'm not driving the boat by the way what
Oh
oh that's a bad place to be okay I
repaired I repair okay we're good I
could engineer guys I'm just going to
come out and say that even watching Dora
the Explorer is information overload for
me so this is like it's not good
wait are you gonna give me a gun or what
unlock the thing where is the thing I
don't know where it is bottom right I
thinks what Bob said I've not found it
well you would not even fight you're the
gunsmithing you haven't even found it
the gunsmith yeah you did push me quite
a maid that's rude man why whatever I
guess yes top shape here captain
that's looking good you smashed it right
up cement that thank you
my dad gave me this wrench you said you
want you want a gun or her to taser
stick I said have a hole in my chest
from when Bob tasered me yeah hey Mark
all right hello you alive Hey hello it's
me he's half help if you have any light
internal damage mark yeah Oh tons how's
it go you need a Healey I'm fine
you don't look fine myself I can heal
myself I'm dead hey it sounds like Wade
what uh what just happened well yeah I
had a big hole yes
you know I keep smiling on this big hole
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he'll you wait or
Bob [ __ ] your name is
I think you need to go captain Wade
captain he's got a fitting
rod he's down here captaining come here
yeah captain good job aye we keep losing
power power can't open the doors and
then way he came through in his shot
good I didn't Bobby out of him our
engineer mechanic is doing a lot of
crying I think I'm Bob I got a solution
for this and you captain him for me yeah
why would you captain I'm the person
keeping us afloat wait shite mark wait
the cabins keep going left you'll never
catch me alive scuse me maybe you should
put some handcuffs on mark says oh hey
Bob I may just flooded this compartment
hey wait can you wait wait he was in oh
wait can I he went out went out wait can
you Captain Bob hey hey get in there
Chris do you know what this is not this
is not autopilot hang on hang on hang on
hang on gnarly rude Wow you piece of
garbage
oh my was that a grenade it was
why did it hurt me and not you I don't
know cuz I closed the door to your cabin
I was outside of it though oh wait wait
I think you need to captain yourself
yeah I'm working on I had to get another
grenade I only carry one for emergencies
I don't understand why crystianna's not
healing me I gave you alright we gotta
go back
hey I know that I know that I have a
wrench and a screwdriver now okay good
Thanks news everyone ready to go yes
darkus we're gonna fly with our fleet of
bots hi guys
guys victory guys yeah what's up I
followed you into the armory and the
door closed and since I don't have
access to get out I can captain people
now oh yes why would I open the door I'm
not gonna captain you a people are dying
of suffocation in the main access shaft
is that bad sorry Michael and zall are
all passing out in the central access
wait what cuz you all suck can we open
some doors can we open some doors in
there to sleep with double doors I just
fixed them alright it's all off Janey
and Michael have all been resuscitated
it's alright control off on the engine
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it's off again okay so marks on a gun
masochist is on a gun yeah yes good name
is misako and you will address oh my god
Zachary Phoenix stop going indoors you
can't open to get out of people are
freaking out upstairs too what is
happening here alright well it's alright
it's fine guys are gonna dumb you sleep
alone they're doing BOTS stuff just
leave just a lot of wait wait look at
these guys your captain I command you i
captain you don't let them do what
they're gonna
okay why are they firing sir nail
they're shooting it's blips on the
little sonar so food I've just filled
them the shaft Oh needs medical
assistance it's okay or Lionel totally
save them it's fine what
hey Janie's been resuscitated give you a
doula firings action right now guys
action
sockos freaking tearing it up down there
our lane just Oh God our lanes going
[ __ ] freaky like a [ __ ] cat who
has the zoomies and you finally open the
door it's like [ __ ] yeah oh that's a lot
of water that's just suddenly pouring
out everyone this gun is useless this
top left gun is all those aren't you
just just operations the engine room
hull breach in the end you know kidding
no kidding welding god oh god
open the doors
hull breach song got the whole breeze oh
yeah water level we need to open a hatch
in engineering or it's not gonna rain
itself oh god oh god it's all over the
hatch in the bottom of the access
passage and it'll drain into the ballast
tank that's it yeah that's a think it
might have helped but they're still
[ __ ] upstairs Yeah right there we go
Chris there you go there you go
Christine I can't even grab you
Christine you eat Christine Kristiana
you good
Alexia's just freaking the [ __ ] out oh
my god why there's so many people wait
yelling it's that mark you got okay we
got the one in there we're
we're shaking a lot way issues so
looking going at home oh my god no
kidding
thank someone needs to go outside and
fix this because something is just
eating away at someone needs to be
shooting our guns and things I'm in the
engine room but it's flooded bad I don't
have a mask all right I'm gonna put you
doing anything this might be it for me
guys left half of the shape is flooding
oh yeah hull breach in the engine room
Oh God I trust I tried
are you dead you actually did I'm not
dead oh yeah don't I'm still fixing okay
God Jesus Christ these doors why can't
they [ __ ] open why are you two just
standing here why anything why anything
I have all the bots trying to fix leaks
right now they're ending up here
okay I'm going back in oh [ __ ] hell
100 I'm coming oh my god these idiots
all reach in the docking port there's a
hull breach in the docking port there's
two days there's two guys dead upstairs
by the way oh no oh I need there's just
there just in the room there's no diving
suits these are spots we've ever had
ever I don't know if there was the BOTS
sprawled there's so much water
everywhere except for my daughter my
daughter Hugh absolute douchebag hi I
did it I made meth got it give it in me
oh yeah why can't I go down yeah
yeah this is actual death it's okay our
BOTS took all the guns turned off the
agents took all the diving suits and
then died with all of that
give us max BOTS and then spawn us on
the shuttle God can I not I have to
babysit them or ah this is a different
ship Hey oh but I don't have the
manufacturing capability biggest thing
that you care about and leave me alone
dad really just oh wait there's pre-made
methane
well that's a winner I won't use it I
promise all right where is the just
gonna put this in my syringe good and I
might give you guys mergency meth I
think we're good to go
captain you want some meth or something
so you know it would be made for kids or
not for kids hey kids come get your meth
hi captain look I got a well D apart me
too wow he shot me tisha he shot me they
shot me I did it Christie endorse jokes
oh god this is a this aggressive
maneuvering yeah the graphics for the
Pump Room are glitching through the into
the oxygen generator 21 kilometers an
hour I did that's a lot of forward
momentum there's a wall those brakes
there we go there we go good that's
that's good that's good save me out a
pilot save me good pop I meant good job
really well placed grenade but totally
in this right now
permission to captain are we really
going in that one is that the hole we're
going in I I don't know which hold a
look all right sounds like me when I was
like 16 I don't know it's all good now I
get an SMG yeah I know
cluck get the [ __ ] out I'll take the
poon gun I guess yeah
yes lay it oh okay thank you good work
grenades are good what where are we can
anyone outside there was a wall top
right that we're stuck on wait Thank You
Samantha go out Bob Bob just happened
I'll go I'll go I'll go
I'm in there he's doing it I'm a team
player I'm giving him a send-off I see a
play it blows - I did for a second I
don't like that send-off I'm out I'm out
all right
what am I looking for I don't know guys
Mike just said Mike just mark you filled
us with water mark your colleagues how
much more problems than your solving
what happened what's an airlock with
water behind you there's a hull breach
in the airlock somehow what'd you do why
are you moving oh oh yeah there's oh god
I forgot about that I forgot about that
oh god there's a hull breach in the
airlock room again whatever Sam good
Dorsey's put on a diving suit and
heading out this is [ __ ] bad news
bears
dorcy dorcy no look Dorsey was it it
wasn't that I don't think I I closed the
door behind me there was just a little
pip just tiny itty-bitty PIP uh-huh
uh-huh weren't flooded is everyone back
inside or what the hell yeah I'm back in
you know we're back in we're dropping
very fast it's like no traffic passes
boys we're just setting it 21 kilometers
now or that's this like maximum velocity
we're gonna slide down so hard boys Oh
get a diving suit get a diving show guys
where where are things who the [ __ ] just
injected me
we have a medical doctor on board wise
things go wrong suddenly we're gonna
make it guys we are 480 meters away from
the habitation outpost easy we've got
this 280 meters boys okay
you got plenty of fuel we Gucci we we
killing it you know what you know what
this mission that we've been desperately
trying to complete is what deliver a box
what medical supplies we're almost dying
marine from one place to another place
yep this is not worth it we're doing it
I think it's like Malloy 500 credits
Oh hundred meters I see the outpost on
the US wants these off I see it yeah I
see you I see the outpost both right now
straight up no strudel from the gun yet
anyway okay okay opinion when when you
saw the aliens didn't they look kind of
like cool like you like maybe we could
be friends with him
right what did you do the man he looks
they looked no friends with them I don't
know about the second part of it okay
yeah I just checking okay I mean that'd
be kind of cool if I was but not saying
that that's coming in for what are you
doing up there and the like no one's
appreciating my docking skill here I'm
walking dock but marks up a bowl that's
fast that's fast that's really fast
we're crashing into it boys
Wow
hey hey if we do it all right okay count
it first try put that on the board I
could do one more I could to do one more
mission let's do one more mission
oh I see one we're definitely gonna be
good at killing a salvaging artifact Oh
No all right well let's just get the
frickin heck out of here shall we shall
we shall we shall we shall we shall we
get ready to rumble I'm ready a buddy
ready ready we are going to topple
disengaging look at their go we're
undocked my dude safety is not a thing
we have anymore
okay what's the equivalent of a space
station underwater is it submarine space
well no what do we just dock with what
is it called Aqualab 2022 water Harbor
oh I see the under buildings
that's actually why what works is people
think it's something else but what works
it's an underwater laboratory underwater
loan that talking above guys yeah yeah
yeah part of you what works just captain
more what I'm just talking about the one
I get out or I get off to the sound of
sensors oh yeah Oh turn it's the exact
same sound my vibrator makes a fight
actual apocalypse [ __ ] white the
fires gone helmet I all this no power
it's not was trying to put in another
like that was me okay I hurt fire and
then I stopped the fire and that's all
oh god there's monsters in the engine
area there's one downstairs he's locked
in the engine compartment
yeah with me and my dead body reached it
get your hand come oh he's up again the
monster oh yeah oh that's not a good
thing
oh I'm suffering my a mark can you save
me
we're dead yeah yeah I'll be right I
killed the monster guys everything's
fine there's a lot of serious oh well
I'm out of bullets oh that's awkward
coming down the air shaft thing he's
right there oh hi how do I do that why
do I even have this stupid did you have
did you have grenades on you yes you did
yeah feel free to loot me buddy I think
I just noticed a hole in my shirt okay
Lola's gonna come save you nope
nevermind Lola Lola oh it looks so
pretty
Lola's trying to get guns so she can't
get in because our security said the
water yeah yeah that'll get you that
thing tore off the top of the ship like
instantly it was in well that thing
there were six of them yeah yeah I am
unconscious now that those things okay
Lola's coming all is coming part of it
now deducing that they came in through
the top hatch there's a hole right next
to the hatch within clear view of the
gun this hides wait I started shooting
and they instantly rip that [ __ ]
thing open and we're in
that sounds like excuses calls it like I
said
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