>>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR INVITING US TO YOUR SUPER BOWL
PARTY. >> YEAH.
AND SERIOUSLY, THESE POTATO SKINS ARE INSANE.
>> OH, PLEASE. >> WE LOVE HAVING YOU.
>> OH, WELL. I'M JUST HERE TO KEEP HIS EYES
OFF THOSE CHEERLEADERS. >> HEY, NO PROMISES.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> GET OFF ME!
>> GET OFF ME! >> WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?
>> UH-OH. >> THAT'S OUR BOYS, THEY'VE BEEN
ACTING UP EVER SINCE I GOT REMARRIED.
>> YOU GUYS, YA'LL WANT TO MEET 'EM?
>> SURE. >> HEY, BOYS, COME OUT DOWN HERE
AND MAKE THE JOHNSON'S. >> GET OFF ME!
>> GET OFF ME! >> STOP HITTING MY NUTS!
>> I'M NOT HITTING YOUR NUTS! >> GET OFF MY NUTS!
>> I'M NOT ON YOUR -- [ YELLING ]
>> COME ON, NOW. WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?
>> SORRY, SIR. >> AM I GOING TO HAVE TO TELL
YOU AGAIN? AM I GOING TO HAVE TO TURN THIS
HOSE ON YOU AND BLOW YOU AGAIN? OR YA'LL GOIN' BE GOOD BOYS?
>> WE'LL BE GOOD BOYS, SIR. >> YOU KEEP A LEAF BLOWER IN THE
HOUSE? >> YES, MA'AM.
OTHERWISE THEY'D BE ALL WET. >> OKAY, BOYS.
NOW COME SAY HELLO TO THE JOHNSON'S.
>> HI MR. AND MRS. JOHNSON. MY NAME'S JARED.
I PLAY BASKETBALL. >> I'M SPENCER.
I'M YOUNGER THAN HIM, BUT I MADE ALL STARS.
>> NO, YOU DIDN'T. >> YES, I DID.
COACH TOLD ME. >> LIAR!
>> GET OFF ME! >> GET OFF ME!
[ YELLING ] >> THAT'S ENOUGH.
THAT'S ENOUGH. >> BOYS, NOW, THIS BEHAVIOR IS
UNACCEPTABLE. >> SORRY.
>> YES, SIR, WE'RE SORRY, SIR. >> SPENCER, COME SHOW THE
JOHNSON'S AND CAMPBELL'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON?
>> ACTUALLY, WE KIND OF WANT TO GO NOW.
>> DID YOU TWO KNOW ABOUT THIS? >> YEAH, I THINK WE BLOCKED IT
OUT. >> YEAH.
YEAH, WE CHOSE TO FORGET. >> MR. AND MRS. JOHNSON, THIS IS
MY TOUCHDOWN DANCE. >> WHAT?
THAT'S MY TOUCHDOWN DANCE. >> YOU'RE NOT EVEN DOING IT
RIGHT! >> YEAH, I'M DOING IT PERFECT!
>> OH YEAH? EXPLAIN THIS.
OW! MR. AND MRS. JOHNSON THIS IS THE
DANCE. >> MR. AND MRS. JOHNSON IS THIS
A DANCE? >> WHICH ONE OF THE TOUCHDOWN
DANCES MR. AND MRS. JOHNSON? >> IS THIS THE DANCE MR. AND
MRS. JOHNSON? >> THAT'S NOT THE DANCE.
>> YOU'RE DEAD! LIVE FROM THE SUPER BOWL, IT'S
MY BROTHER! >> HE BROKE THE TV.
>> THAT'S THE LAST TIME, DAMMIT. YA'LL ARE EMBARRASSING US IN
FRONT OF OUR COMPANY. >> HE STARTED IT.
>> HE'S STUPID! >> OH, I'M STUPID?
>> WELL THEY TRIED TO GET RID OF YOU.
DAD, TELL HIM. >> WAIT.
WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, GOD. >> GO ON, DAD.
TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED. >> DAD --
WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? >> WELL -- YOU KNOW SPENCE --
HOW WE WEREN'T REALLY PLANNING ON HAVING YOU?
HOW YOU WAS AN ACCIDENT? >> YEAH.
>> AND YOUR MAMA AND YOUR FIRST DADDY WEREN'T PLANNING ON HAVING
A SECOND? >> MM-HMM.
>> YEAH. >> WHY DO YOU TALK TO HIM THIS
WAY? >> PLEASE.
SPENCE, AFTER YOU WERE BORN, WE PUT YOU UP FOR ADOPTION, BUT THE
FAMILY THAT ADOPTED YOU, THEY BROUGHT YOU BACK.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SO -- SO THERE WAS --
THERE WAS NOBODY THAT WANTED ME? >> NO.
BUT YOU WERE MEANT TO COME BACK TO US, SWEETIE.
AND EVERY DAY SINCE HAS BEEN THE BEST DAY OF OUR LIVES.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, SON. NOW, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE EACH
OTHER TEN APOLOGY KISSES. >> AW, YES, SIR.
>> BUT WHY, THOUGH? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> HEY. THAT WAS ONLY NINE.
>> AW. GOOD NIGHT MR. AND MRS. JOHNSON.
>> GO! >> WELL, SORRY, YOU GUYS, I
THINK THE TV MIGHT BE BROKEN. >> YEAH, YOUR SON'S HEAD WENT
THROUGH IT. [ LAUGHTER ]